Every time I look up it’s 7oclock! Like damn work done stole another day from me

Bruh Invincible ended with like 6 new problems omg!?? Mark got whooped on all season, we lost REX. What more do they want from us!!???

My cousin hosted Galentine’s tonight and when I walked in one of her friends said “your TikTok cousin is here!” Lmfaoooo period 😂😂😂

Kendrick just opened his mouth? Someone go give him 5 Grammy’s right now…or whatever Lawyer Boy said! 👏🏾

C-day♒️🎉🎈

Y’all. Why I come to my cousin (41) bday party right. But it’s also my bday(31) weekend so I’m passing through before I hit the streets, looking like a hoochie. Why my momma here!? 😂😭 and all my aunties. Now I’m fast, omg lmao

JD Vance listening to the National Sermon

Started TWD: The Ones Who Live and I forgot how much they kill off everyone😭 It’s been years since I watched but I don’t think I have it an me anymore man this episode 2 and we already lost hella homies 😭😭😭

Quote this with a mirror pic.

You know what, hell yeah!

I’m definitely in my “stroke my ego” era. I’m obsessed with myself right now and I need you to be obsessed too I’m so sorry 😭 This is new for me but I’m noticing that I’m enjoying being completely adored. Which is funny because just last year I couldn’t even accept a small compliment lol 🤷🏾‍♀️

Nah everyone is playing with me today on my first day back at work and I’m about to show them the New Year New Me fasho. 😭

“Where the athletessssss” My girl said no cap in her rap, period😂

Being from LA really be having my mind gone that’s so sad lmfao

French 95 > French 75

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Lil preview

Them Sunday morning recap calls gon hit every time 😂

Nothing gives me a better feeling than calling one of my friends and them immediately telling me “YOU’RE ON SPEAKER” 😂😂😂 Cause I be coming in HOT lmfaooooo you gotta let me know before we all get caught up fr.

I’ve decided that I’m gonna be Roxie Hart for Halloween it’s only right!

Curtis was supposed to love me!

One of them teams had to lose in front of Beyonce like that alone would’ve made me so nervous. How brave!

Working!?

I have just under 7k followers on TikTok and every time I open that app my notifications are out of control. What do people with like 20k+ followers go through!? How do y’all see anything!? It’s overwhelming lmfao I couldn’t imagine.

I’m late but did yall see Tyler’s freestyle + video. Los Angeles really UP FOREVA yall know nothing about it!!!🔥🔥🔥

Happy Holidays! If you’re getting questions about skipping “family” time, remember: “Blood is thicker than water” is only half the story. “The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.” Chosen bonds can be stronger—choose what nurtures you, you owe it to yourself.

Bringing this back because yall didn’t come through like I need yall to!

This just made me miss my grandma something FIERCE 😢

Every time I hear Hey Now I get sad because I just moved off Rosecrans like a month ago😂😂

This is the hardest question I think I’ve ever been asked so I’m asking yall… One gotta go!

When tell yall that the “Songs I would play” trend on TikTok has had steady tears flowing down my eyes all day 😂😂😂😂😂

Long Distance to a man is any thing more than 5ft away fr 😂

justin bieb(ER) was really a time!

Y’all telling Chloe to stand up, meanwhile I encourage her to put the Nigerian Flag in her bio. Stand up for what like why she can’t have a lil fun??

Going to HTX for New Year’s Eve and I need to know where the UNCLES will be! 30+ me please TT do not wanna go to Playground lmfao please let me know somn Houston Followers!

Megan really made a masturbation anthem for us women’s. An icon!

I haven’t been to Vegas in like 2 years which is so crazy to me. I might need a quick lil 36hrs!

My sister just asked me if my nephew had free dress this week and I knew the answer and the entire Winter Week schedule. This is too close to motherhood for me, I was only ever supposed to be the drunk Auntie 😭

Zaheer et al

I see too many people saying “Toph, easily” Easily is crazy, this is a great match up that old man was bending with his chin, please. And his experience gives him a big advantage. This is a 7 game series.

Im a fan of the Rule of Cool, where if a player does something suffiently awesome it shouldn't matter whether it's legal or not, allow it

My mom got me a vibrating heating pad that you strap on like a fanny pack. Bitch this the greatest thing I’ve ever received. If any of yall daddies fine and single, let me know. I need to find a way to pay my girl back for this 😂

Just cried (yes I’m serious and yes I’m on my period) because I tried to watch Chicago but Amazon Vid want me to pay for it even tho I’m already paying for Amazon. Then I tried the Grinch and also was told to pay??? I’m already paying??? These aren’t new movies! Capitalism and greed has RUINED us

Why have Aquarius been the main topic for the last few weeks? Can yall leave us alone!? Every time I open any app I’m getting dragged unprovoked!

I’m watching the Joker 2…what the fuck is this foreal?

Woke up on my friends couch, certainly still tipsy, at 8AM. Made it to my work event (where I’m in charge by the way lmfao) on time with lunch for the team! Never doubt a bitch like me!!

Y’all I told this man that he wasn’t putting in enough effort and I’m falling back. Why he said “nah you’re definitely right and I understand” Omg!?! No pushback?? It stung a little bit idk😂