Hmm…well, I’ll be sure to keep em’ on every Sunday then.

I’m gonna need sunglasses around you.

Too…bright…

“Eh? Ah. My bad, must’ve misunderstood you then.”

“Buheheh, nothing wrong with that at all.”

“Ho-ho~”

Ass.

"...Ah. Happy Bathym day."

Today, January 8, is Bathym's Summonday! 🎉 #housamo #放サモ #summonday #転光日

"Thinking...hmm..."

“Weh.”

Christmas is over, and with it, Ganglie is back to casual street wear.

< Lustful < Gluttonous < Slovenly < Prideful < Greedy < Envious “…H-Haah…well, I certainly ain’t wrathful at least.”

Defeat my Seven Deadly Santas.

Gimme a break, it’s the holidays.

I’m glad that other Santa did a good job passing out gifts. That meant I didn’t have to do squat, buheheh.

He’s flat on his ass passed out from having too many milk, cookies, and booze.

“Geh! I-I…that’s…hmph, maybe I’ll keep doing it just cause you’re being so cheeky.”

“…Buhaah?! You’re kidding!”

“Glad you understand. I don’t wanna get in trouble for setting a kid up with…wait, huh?!”

“Now…keep in mind, I usually get gifts for folks who’re more…mature, so, maybe appreciate it when you’re a bit older.” Inside would be a sizable dish, intended to drink sake with. A predictable gift from a lover of worldly desires.

“…Ah. Yeah, lemme just…” He’d rummage around in his sack before pulling out a neatly wrapped gift. “Here ya go, kid. Don’t say I never do nothing, buheheh.”

Oh yeah, I’m still giving out presents too, or whatever.

“Buheheh… well, at least someone recognizes how much work I’ve put into being so charming.” Maybe this kid wasn’t so bad after all. “I guess I can give it a shot, just to see if it’s REALLY as good of an idea as you say.”

“How do I get back to Tokyo anyways? Don’t tell me I gotta wait for the Summoner to get off their lazy butt…”

“Geh…you’re way too excited about this sorta thing, kid.” He sighs, placing a hand atop their head to get them to stop bouncing. “…You really thing toning up a little is all I need?”

“Why couldn’t my New Year’s resolution be “go on a date with a total babe” instead…I’m not even part of Chalupa! This has gotta be like, against some kinda rule.”

“Thanks, I could really use it.” … … … “Buhee?! Since when am I getting personal training from you?!”

“Think I’d…rather just…lie here for a few days instead.” That’s what he gets for lazing about instead of keeping in shape.

“Huuuugh…okay, I think I lost that dog-thing.” Ganglie plops right on his butt, taking this opportunity to catch his breath.

Very ridiculous. Ganglie squeals as he’s chased all throughout Chaldea. At least he’s getting some much needed exercise in…

“Eh?! H-Hey, wait, don’t—!” He’s backing up, hands raised, before turning and trying to run.

“Oi oi! Quit getting so jumpy! I don’t have any treats for you!”

“Fiiiiine, I won’t be mean to the weird cat-dog.”

“Maybe if I throw a stick it’ll play fetch.”

“Wonder if a rake’ll do the job too…”

“Geh…what a pain. Can’t he just chase yarn balls like a normal cat?”

“If you’re talking about that weird dog, trust me, I’ve seen how he’s been eyeing me.”

“I don’t mind it, but everyone’s giving me weird looks.”

“…Am I gonna be stuck here all Christmas long?”

Someone said they’d take him on a date if he managed to fit down a chimney. Well, he’s stuck in a chimney now.

Come on man, you can't just ask to know what someone's hole looks like. That's too much.

"Oh. Then I'm not interested."

“Holes, huh… I’m pretty good when it comes to filling ho—“ There’s a bonk on his head from his temple’s head monk before he can finish.

( Weird looking dog. )

( I wish to hunt the boar. )

…Thanks???

We will not hunt you.

Ah.

I know for a fact there’s no boar out there as handsome as me.