“Wah! H-Hey, have mercy!”

“Sheesh, I don’t even know if I could charm someone like that.”

“It’s cowardly to not want to be punished?!”

“Oh. Well, if that’s all then…OF COURSE NOT!”

“I’m almost afraid to ask, but, other ways?”

“Overly serious guys are such a drag.”

“Buhee?! Why’re you putting this on me all of a sudden?!”

“…Mmmh…yeah, sure, why not.” He is however, also very lazy.

“E-Eh…that’s a little much. I think I’ll just deal with em’ myself.” You know, in a very non-murderous way.

“Oi oi, I didn’t do it someone did it to me!”

“Geh…wedgie.”

B-Buweh?!

It’s okay, you can reach my level too someday with practice…well, maybe not my level, but close to it.

He tries to act cool, but the truth of the matter is Ganglie is anything but. …Which is painfully obvious to anyone with eyes.

Yeah, I know, I can give people goosebumps. I’m just that good, buheheh.

The best things in life are, and brother, I’m premium goods~

Only when it’s wet beast Wednesday.

Mischievous smirks are always bad news for me! Unless I’m the one making it.

Don’t like that.

He’s currently splayed out on a beach towel, soaking up some sun.

Well, you can always count on ol’ Ganglie to throw pick ups to any and all who’ll accept em’.

How wise... [Somehow, she's always wide open for being thrown pick ups, all the more if 'enabled' like this...]

… … … … Yeah! Let’s go with that!

Wasn't it because enlightenment, too-?!

He’s…certainly wide enough to be jokingly considered infinite.

If we had the person with Infinity...

Surf’s up!

No! And not with a fried egg either!

Uh, good to know I guess. Chalupa’s so weird.

Is there like a test for that or something?

Look pal, the only type of eating I want done to me is the kind that’s done in a bedroom, not a kitchen.

Boar is on a different level than pig! Ask anyone and they’ll agree. …Ask the right people and they’ll agree.

I’m not looking to be served up with rice!

Being immune to pigify is generally in the realm of high level divinity.

Gah! I’m not listening, I’m not listening!

Boar, not a pig! There’s a difference!

Like in a good way, or…?

…What the hell are they talking about over there?!

Geh…mmph…okay, maybe…I wanna be popular, and want people to like me.

Th-That’s…! I mean, that’s not NOT true, I guess.

I’d rather they see me as cool and attractive.

E-Eh?! Hey, I can’t just say something like that in front of people! You know what that’d do for any cuties watching?!

Yeah? And what’s that? I swear if you say something like muscles…

O-Oi! Don’t go saying yikes, it’s totally a real thing!

Good looking!

Don’t get worked up over it, unc.

If I was a V-Tuber I’d be a G-Tuber.

🌙: Today in Weekly Sketches: Tindalos doing the Hati Emote™* *(kinda)

Hubwuh? Wuh?