Weh...I want someone to pamper me.

All I’m saying is, I’m a master of this sorta thing.

Talking about asses, huh…

Ganglie is currently laying on his side, absentmindedly scratching his butt a few times.

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Reluctantly seated as well, for said magic trick.

Huh? Fire? I don’t like the sound of that…

He’ll get his someday too. This pig’s got a karmic bullseye on him as big as his backside.

Someone coming up and calling me cutie would fix me.

"...Yeah, definitely." He pokes his own sizable gut.

The only big guy I'm chill with is Typhon.

...Geh. So many guys around here are way too big.

Seeing Seth becoming really popular is hitting me in a weird way. I’m proud of my little bro for coming into his own… …Now if only he’d share some of that popularity with me.

“Geh? Hey, who shrank this door?” The monk was currently wedged in a doorway far too small for him.

I bet I could pull off a hot costume for Halloween this year. Maybe like...a handsome boar vampire, buheheh.

“…Nevermind, forget it. I bet that’ll look great for your room.”

“Rock? Pink? It’s a pink rock?”

“Oh. I thought you were making a pun.”

“Buheheh, that’s a good one.”

“I could probably rock pink easily.”

Morning cuties.

He’s completely wiped out! An attempt at surfing gone terribly wrong. “B-Buweh…!”

It doesn’t matter if you don’t ACTUALLY feel confident, you just gotta make sure the other person thinks you do. Half the time, that’s how it works for me, buheheh.

Eh? Really? Way to put me on the spot...Okay, the first thing you need is confidence. You gotta show them that you're not just stronger physically, but mentally as well.

Buheheh, well if you ever want any pointers I can give some advice~

Wouldn’t be my first time being pinned.

...Oh! Well, if that's all you need, then sure. Make sure you get my good side though.

Geh...well, don't take it! People'll start to think I'm some sorta deviant.

Buhee!? What'd I do?!

Morning, cuties.

Ahhh...summer's almost over. Depression's hitting me hard.

Buhee! Where are all these ships coming from?! It's hard to show off my surfing skills with waves like these!

Seth-chan’s special day, huh…

Today, July 16, is Seth's Summonday! 🎉 #housamo

…Oh. Yeah, you’re pretty cringe there.

C-Cringe?! Who’re you calling cringe?!

Okay, okay. *Ahem!* …Any babes out there looking for a good time, hit me up in Tokyo! I’ll show you a night you won’t forget~

I’m more about sending folks to heaven…and also like, metaphorically.

They WOULD if you didn’t censor me!

…

That’s blatant false advertising! My hair’s a stylish blue, for one.

His rear hurts just hearing that little jingle.

O-Oi! You can’t just censor me! All the fans out there are clamoring for more Ganglie action.

Thankfully, the stream cuts to a commercial, much to Ganglie’s dismay and confusion.

…Isn’t that what BB stands for? Boar Bu—

Buhee?! Th-Then what about these?

The moon…? Oh, like, these moons?

Ah. I forgot to get him a gift.

Today, July 8, is Typhon's Summonday! #housamo #summonday