How can i acquire some “lean”

Drink talk i let the drink talk

Clash economy about to crash when i have all ts gracias supercell

I swear i just felt my braces shift my teeth in real time

Messed up lyrics annoying

Spent half an hour in the lab planning an outfit for tomorrow and came to the conclusion that i cant dress for shit ✌️

“Half life 3 tomorrow”

How am i expected to not want to kill myself

I have to watch speedruns and listen to the ost of every game after i finish it otherwise i die

I learned one of my friends was lactose intolerant 3 times before it actually stuck

Sometimes i get the feeling ive said something before

Im addicted to being half awake that state when youre just about to fall asleep but keep hanging on feels so fucking good i keep it up until i feel im gonna pass out then wake myself up just to do it again later maybe this is why i always feel tired not enough rest……

I cant stand my chemical romance ultra poop

I be putting on my glasses to see darkness better

Tick tock heavy like a brinks top looking like im tip top shiny like a wristwatch time will grab your wrist lock it down til the thing pop can you stick around for a minute til the ring stop please god 🔁

Today is 9/11

I SAW A WALRUS JERKING OFF

I cant even lie zuckerbergs good he got me with the new gram update swiping right takes you to reels instead of dms now ive watched more reels in the last two days than i have since they became a thing

Playing pretend

Theres a dude on facebook marketplace selling rep bape shirts lmao

Getting real tired i need to realize my full potential…….. at the very least on one front its not too late tomorrow i go

Locked himself out of his car like a retard award this is what i get for not listening to my mommy and not having a copy

Wow left me hanging i see how it is

Bot tan i want to kill myself

I almost exclusively wear baggy shirts that make me look fat so i feel like a WHORE when i wear slim fit t shirts and stuff like yeah take a good look at my BOOBS and WAIST

I just stared at myself in the bathroom for a solid minute theres a voice telling me to clean shave ITS WINNING

The shit on my phones kills me what da hell was i doing in 2020 man 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 this stuff is funny but its not funny

You eat babies

They cant stop me from skipping im PRETTY sure the next test is on wednesday not today not that itd matter all that much anyway……….

Im gonna be a video game tester when i grow up

From this day forward i will be listening to ONE (1) new album every day

My followers following count is my pants size

Its been years since ive noticed my battery being at 69 and the only reason i thought about it was cuz ive been noticing when my phones at 67

I meed to upgrade my cars audio system but its NOT cheap sigh itll be worth it

So lets set out to sea, love

My car has no soul completely empty except for a bunch of coins hmmm i guess i can burn a couple cds however i am a collector at heart i WILL be buying some i need to have either/or at least (greatest album of all time btw)

Yeah bro ill handle the music

And they say chivalry is dead!

Ok……. Is this because people i have added been playing these or what

The day after i get my license ill be paying a visit to every thrift store within a 40 mile radius of me

Harry, I wanted to write you a letter, so you can read it when you wake up. Maybe it will make you happy. Every morning when I step out and you're asleep behind me, I find a little piece of sadness in me. I carry it in my chest down Voyager Road...

My poker face is nonexistent the moment i think something is funny its clearly visible on my face im gonna mess up bad one day

Hit 15k where all the hoes at i dont get it shouldnt they be flocking to me by now????? Maybe i need to wait 24 hours for it to take effect or something

Ok

Know you hear a TERRIBLE SOUND

Whats the point of leaving your pc on all day i have mine set to sleep after 15 minutes am i missing out on something

I gotta say it was a good day

My neck be hurting and i sometimes smell something strong in the back of my nose i might not even make it to 21 hmmm idk if this is good or bad