@gulliblebutters.bsky.social [Cartman notices Butters at his locker. He runs up and tackles him in a rage] YOU GAVE KENNY A $100 CHEQUE?!?!

Hey Kenny, happy birthday!

I swear to god, if any British kid wants me to smell their feet again, I’m seriously gonna break their legs!

I keep telling him, Butters is supposed to be MY best friend! Not him, ME! We've always been until he showed up!

You guys just love to blame me for everything, do ya? Well, let me tell you there are other assholes in this world besides me! That bitch, Red, once pretended to have feelings for Butters so he'd buy her a labubu and do a satanic ritual in her house! Even I'm not that fucked up!

Hey guys. Uh, what I said about you being my playthings and all that crap, I never really meant all of that. I truly care for all you guys.

All this time this redneck kid who think he knows everything is trying to corrupt your minds with all that crap he spews out of his mouth, yet I'm the one to blame here?

So how are Butters and Scott doing right now? Having gay sex? That's nice.

How is that Bridon kid so good at basketball? He’s not even black!

Have you even smelled his hair though? Like today, it smells like he'd been working in the gym for too long!

Why are people saying that I'm homophobic? I clearly aren't!

OH MY GOD!!!

Oh god, Butters has gotten stoned again.

Choosing to hang out with either Pip or Scott Malkinson is like trying to figure out which knife to kill yourself with. There's a reason why no one likes hanging out with these two guys.

One day, I'll make that know-it-all kid wish he stayed in Tennessee...

Skewl again?! Goddamnit!!

A few weeks ago, Kenny showed me that video he and Butters made on AI with Red getting pissed on by Santa. That was like the funniest thing I ever watched.

2026 better not suck ass. Last year was fucked up enough as it was.

I don't care if anyone wants me on here, I'm still making an account on here!