Little booger-eating Goering

It’s a miracle that Derek Good can take a crap without wearing a life vest. The fact he hasn’t aspirated on his own vomit given the amount of paint he chugs is stunning.

That reminds me: have Trump and Bondi released the Epstein Files yet?

There goes Keith Ellison’s weekend. Can’t the fascists just let the good guys have a long weekend once in a while? abcnews.go.com/US/live-upda...

“It is emphatically the duty of the Judicial Department to say what the law is.” - John Marshall “Nah.” - The Trump administration

(Norman Rockwell painting guy image) GOFUNDME SHOULD’T LET ITSELF BE USED TO PAY SIX-FIGURE BOUNTIES TO GOVERNMENT AGENTS FOR MURDERING DISSIDENTS

For 4/20 weekend, Dad and I flew to Vegas, went to a No Kings rally, hit up a dispensary, handed out a bunch of free joints, and watched Bobby at the Sphere in one of the most spectacular shows we’d ever seen. Thanks for a damn near perfect day, Mr. Weir. May the four winds blow you safely home.

This was the wrong week to watch The Long Walk.

How many women have died with “fucking bitch” ringing in their ears? Don’t let the misogyny get erased here

Jamelle Bouie is correct that ICE—the largest human trafficking organization in the US—is a relatively new agency and must be abolished. But did you realize that, but for the intervention of one of America’s most notorious pedophiles, it would have far less power than it does today?

I’m begging people to read Gene Sharp. On my knees, hands clasped before me, full-on supplication-style begging. www.aeinstein.org/self-liberat...

become comfortable believing in things without regard for their economic consequences, more commonly known simply as “believing in things”

What kind of an idiot would ever vote for that? I’m seriously asking. How is that not an instant “laugh in his addled face” number for literally every member of Congress?

Impeach this pathetic sack of filler and botox already

That’s just a flat-out lie. If he actually thinks that’s what’s on the video, then he’s mentally unfit to serve in any government office, much less the Unitary one, and his removal is an urgent one since he’s incapable of recognizing and processing basic facts. Fuck this guy.

A whole lot of political social media accounts post weak, generic crap because it can be prewritten, approved and scheduled hours or days in advance. Those accounts would all be much better if they posted reactive stuff that immediately framed events instead. Quality > Quantity

Larry Page has so much money that, whether you doubled it or halved it, it would make absolutely no difference to his lifestyle. If he’s going to restructure everything to avoid a tax that will in no way affect his lifestyle or power, that’s a symptom of dragon-sickness, not a sign of wisdom.

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When Musk said X would be “the everything app,” I don’t think most of us assumed that “everything” included CSAM, but, well, here we are.

May Neda Agha-Soltan’s spirit be with them.

If this murderous shitweasel wants to control government funds so badly, then he should resign and run for a seat in Congress, because that’s their fucking job.

Remind me again why Hakeem Jeffries is stonewalling Articles of Impeachment against this little drunken Nazi?

Jesus Christ. Every Sunday host should be asking every Republican if they think Tim Walz murdered Melissa Hortman. And when they say no, ask what it says about this president that he’s amplifying this garbage.

And shit, we’re already seeing illegal military actions in the Caribbean. That was fast!

Take note, candidates: this is what a good Day One statement looks like.

Next up will be a series of demands (by the US), refusals (by the Venezuelan military and government), strikes (by the US), and then a general scrum of unpredictable violence and power vacuums, leading to new guerrilla groups and international incursions…

I baked two different kinds of cornbread yesterday and did a taste test with myself (born and raises in GA), my wife (born and raised in GA), my mother-in-law (born and raised in GA), and my 7-year-old (CT native). The grown-ups all preferred the sweeter cornbread, the kid hated both.

Donald Trump and Mike Johnson want to prevent states from making this illegal.

Lauren and I are celebrating the new year the only acceptable way: by watching the MST3K episode of Raul Julia’s very unfortunate “Overdrawn at the Memory Bank”

This is good news, tempered by the news that DHS is going to be spending $100 million to recruit more gun nuts and white supremacists to join ICE. The fight for our liberty is far from over.

Make no mistake: if Trump, Miller, Noem, and Homan could just put the Klan on retainer, they would.

I’m really enjoying “The Copenhagen Test” on Peacock. Simu Liu is a better Jack Ryan than basically any Jack Ryan, there’s serious Broadway royalty (Brian D’Arcy James and Kathleen Chalfant), Saul Rubinek is Saul Rubineking like crazy, Melissa Barrera is killing the covert op role…

Developers & leasing companies have every incentive to provide the right amount of parking to meet market demand, and car-free residents shouldn’t have to pay for spaces they won’t use. Parking mandates come with a heavy cost in dollars, labor and lost opportunities for the land that lots take up.

I talked to a congressional candidate who thinks the real risk is that failing an attempted impeachment will somehow give approval for the charged conduct. My own view is that targeting Bondi, Hegseth, Bove, or Vought could force resignations and restore confidence in impeachment as a vital tool.

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice in Chains.

And if you’re keeping score at home, @joshuaerlich.bsky.social, @nationalsecuritylaw.org and I are still suing them.

You know how sometime you’ll be watching a movie or show and it’ll just randomly occur to you how fortunate you are to get to watch a particular actor at the height of their craft? Anyhow, I just watched “Doctor Sleep” for the first time, and we don’t appreciate Rebecca Ferguson nearly enough.

Both the most and least charitable observation about Vance is that he isn’t acting like this out of principle, because he literally has none.

It’s still so disturbing that the voters chose the guy when it was glaringly obvious he’d gone ‘round the bend weeks before Election Day. www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...

Recreating this legendary Peanuts scene. Yeah hoe!

And Louis Prima, who did NOT show at the restaurant…

We need to come to terms with the idea that the Executive Branch—including DOD and DOJ—are going to have to be purged of leadership that stuck around during this administration. We’re going to lose a lot of operational knowledge and experience, but that’s the price of restoring a modicum of trust.

Of all the things that will never be built, this will never be built the most.

Can I hold a grudge? Well, I still haven’t forgiven Jake “The Snake” Roberts for ruining Miss Elizabeth’s wedding reception at Summer Slam, when I was eight. And I don’t even like pro wrestling.

Pam Bondi and Todd Blanche should be impeached over this.

The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go. I strenuously object!

The absolute eagerness with which some senior military figures are sacrificing their integrity to defend Trump’s crimes bodes very, very poorly for us all. Suffice it to say, click it if you want, but it’s probably the stupidest rationalization you’ll read today.

“Bovino” is Italian for “Bull (Connor)”