Driving down the 405 and passing Bandini exit... The Bandini Fertilizer Company, located right where the industrial city of Vernon, CA intersects with the 405/710 corridor, actually earned local lore in the 1980s by storing a steaming, 100-foot mound of dung. This is LA

Person in the far future, scanning a deserted beach with a detector..:"Babe, look! Another one of those stupid titanium smart rings." 💍⏳

Crusader-era castle is trending

Missing my neighbor’s quince tree. Basically a pulpy pear🍐

Emotional chaos is for people without self-mastery; I'm a professional.

We could make out in this Pirate's Cove? If you are interested in recreational cave exploration (spelunking) in Laos, you're in for a treat because I know just the place, babe.

There is nothing quite like pushing past the edge of your intellect to expand human consciousness... right up until you find yourself at 1 AM aggressively calculating if three bowls of Mini Wheats exceeds your daily glucose.

It can't really get any worse, can it? Looking at the news. Oh no.

Breeding a Husky with a Corgi you get a Horgi or maybe even a Cusky.

This ACV feet soak completely helped. Highly recommended.

Nothing says "I have my life completely together" quite like bingeing an entire pack of orange Tic Tacs at 1 AM.

Getting loud with the windows up in my car by myself after having to deal with people in public be like.

It's on. 😅

Checking in on my roommate while I'm a vacation and he is still watching Ancient Aliens. Gah.

Nothing says "I’ve given up on cooking but still want to feel sophisticated" quite like a sourdough sandwich.

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The full IKEA experience: Get lost in the maze. Argue with a self-checkout machine. Rage-quit the transaction. Drink two free coffee paid for by a stranger’s loyalty card.

Shoutout to everyone who choose to create in spite of everything

Staying in this nice AirBnB and being woken up at 3am.

Usenet group alt.ensign.wesley.die.die.die, a popular online community created by vocal Star Trek: The Next Generation fans to vent their hatred for the character Wesley Crusher, played by Wil Wheaton has finally caught on.

finding out In-N-Out "secret sauce" is just mayo and ketchup and not tartar sauce

Your bat mitzvah is cool, but is it 'shattering a giant Star of David piñata filled with AirPods and lip gloss' cool?

How is there not a 14th Floor?

Have you invested in a battery backup yet? Maybe you should.

Upgrading to a General Class license is the "sweet spot" for worldwide shortwave, assuming you can survive a second 35-question test.

I think girls who own a Shortwave Transceiver are very attractive.

Water Storage: Store 1 gallon of water per person per day.

Babe, you've barely touched your dessert. 😆

Same

Where does Fab Morvan source his vintage 1991 Trent Reznor aesthetic for his Milli Vanilli shows? Asking for a friend who wants to bridge the gap between "Girl You Know It's True" and "March of the Pigs" 🎤⛓️

There was historically much better ways to say goodbye. Might I suggest changing up your game to something more personally appropriate, no? Give a Kiss, Suckerfish! Laterz!

May I suggest to start your day going down a rabbit hole researching brachiosaurus vomit craters, no?

It's almost like a bunch of people never really understood what Star Wars was all about.

Last night I dreamed I was driving a vintage car with friends I haven’t spoken to in over a decade. Truly comforting to know my brain's preferred coping mechanism is "unrealistic retro flexing."

I had the best breakfast today and it all ended with a massive panic attack. Cut back on vaping and I was lucky to make it home. 😅

Dropping a massive box of Welch's Fruit Snacks on them at a party basically means you bypassed the talking stage entirely and we gonna bang

look. is everything more expensive now? yes. but you have to look on the bright side too. now every time you open a computer, it doesn't work