Living in Long Beach is nice because you'll hear cars bumping Reggaeton, Warren G, or Bright Eyes at any given moment.

Somebody's had to have called him Charlie KKKirk already, right? RIGHT?

New rule. A parent may only propose removing a book from the school library only after reading it in its entirety and delivering a book report to the librarian. Until then no discussion shall be entered into.

This is an interesting title for the I know what you did last summer sequel.

There was two people in my classroom talking about the woes of owning a home and I'm sitting over here thinking "I don't know how I'm going to afford groceries this week, but go on, y'all."

With all the things Tom Cruise has survived, maybe Xena is real?

I lost a student to suicide this past Sunday. If you can, please consider donating to his gofundme for funeral expenses. Please share if possible. Any little bit will help. Thank you. gofund.me/5215e090

@kesharose.bsky.social's new song has officially extended Pride by 27 months.

Did Kanye change his name to Not See?

Sure, you've done a spit take, but have you done a spit take with a mouthful of Doritos? Because I have.

At first I was like "what did you call me, pizza hut!?"

Excuse me, but is this piss gluten-free?

Not TikTok becoming TipTok.

If I was a drag queen, I'd be the Easter Henny today, but I'm boring.

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Veneers are rich girl dentures.

BUT HIS TEXT MESSAGES!

My playthrough of The Last of Us 2 has been quite silly. #Twitch #TLOU2 #TheLastOfUs2 #Playstation4 #PS4 #LastOfUs #Guitar

I shit, therefore I am.

@ronfunches.bsky.social owes me 20 bucks. Please don't believe his propaganda.

I'd bet good money that Lindsey Graham has more glaze on him than a dozen donuts.

Lesbians are nice and an excellent source of renewable energy.

I don't know why I make it a point to buy organic bananas when I eat xxtra hot Cheetos.

I thought the California raisins were racist, but after looking at RFK Jr.'s face yesterday, I think they were just prophetic. Dude looking ROUGH.

Thinking about Luigi Mangione 💕

Jackie Chan the bulldog made my day.

So happy to join Blue sky before it nosedives into a digital cesspool. Fingies crossed that doesn't happen! 🤞🏽

ABC, NBC & CBS dedicated about 16 minutes of airtime last night to the California wildfires without once mentioning climate change. Since the news failed do it's job, here's a short summary of the role of climate change and wildfire risk: www.noaa.gov/noaa-wildfir...