I’m not sure I should wear these shorts in public tbh

Working on my arch

I keep forgetting to post on here. Anyway here’s some slutty post gym pics!

We did it Joe (worked out again)

Please ignore my nipple. It’s cold in Buffalo!

(Insert funny caption here)

Gym this morning. But at what cost?

Raised some money for the fight against Ovarian Cancer and took home the big W! Not a bad Sunday!

Hairs a bit softer today. Not mad at it

Brodie gave me an old cardigan of his. I think it fits pretty well

Too tired to think of a clever caption for these thirst traps

Me after getting off the phone with IT after 2 hours of troubleshooting

My favorite part of Mondays is when the entire sales team becomes NFL coaches. “What we need to do is…” bitch you are a mid level sales manager, who the fuck is WE?!?!

Had a great time watching large men tackle each other.

Should I bring back my long hair?

Welp! Sometimes being 33 and playing against 25 year olds has a downside.

I think you mean Blue Ivy and her client Beyoncé.

My little cousin putting on a show with a dance he made up.

The mustache lives on

Skyline asleep or?

Two gay bitches who claim to have magic but never use it making people walk a long dangerous road when they could’ve just ordered them an uber (eagles / bullet train)

Day off means I didn’t have to wake up early for this. Thank. God.

Idk was kinda feeling myself this morning (and yes I was late to work taking these)

Me when I hit 30 and bent down to pick something up:

Was it a good workout? Yes. Did I hate every second? Also yes. Am I glad I went? I guess.

Rainbow capitalism was always performative and hollow. But I think a lot of you grossly underestimated what it meant as far as progress was concerned. The less companies felt support from us, the more power the opposition had. Regression like this is a very bad sign of where we are.

AM workout ft Cynthia Erivo belting Defying Gravity in my ears

A straight man moves into my house and suddenly my Tik Tok is filled with football videos. The algorithm really called me a slur huh?!

This absolute loser at work (who everyone hates) is explaining how he doesn’t do life insurance because “who cares if someone gets money when I die? I won’t be here!” Which is one of the most INCEL things I’ve ever heard in my life. Truly insane.

AM workout complete. But at what cost?

We are so masc

And on FCF?! Bluesky get your shit together we have a tradition to uphold!

Might be an unpopular opinion but I think Miss Swift peaked with Folklore/Evermore. It was such an interesting direction to start telling stories she made up. Stories that weren’t about her but were still beautiful and unique. I’m kinda sad she reverted back after

People condoning this celebration need to understand that when our representatives have failed us, we are allowed to cheer for their downfall in other ways

Ryan Murphy is currently foaming at the mouth while writing the script as we speak.

AM gym selfies on the skyline? More likely than you think!

Post somebody you’ve been told you look like who you definitely don’t look like.

It really is quite touching. I haven’t seen something bring people together like the UnitedHealth CEO assassination since the release of Pokémon Go.

The wording of this…🥵

a few months ago i got recognized by a group in a bar and ended up chatting with them for awhile and met their friend who has cancer and struggling with the system for anyone confused why people feel catharsis or happy about what happened to the united CEO today, learn👇

My very heterosexual brother just saw Wicked and gave the best review of a musical I’ve ever heard. “That girl can sing. The movie probably wouldn’t have been very good if she couldn’t.” Truly incredible.

Seeing some of your Spotify wraps

Feeling this again today

Do you know how bad of an actress you have to be that I can tell you suck from the poster?! Go Gal give us nothing!

I should have never been a chemist. This industry makes me hate science and also makes me violent.

I’ve always wanted to take a slutty airplane bathroom selfie. How’d I do?

And instead of having her sing, you find a way to have JLH sing in MULTIPLE episodes. Like I love JLH but I need Tracie Thoms singing on my screen immediately

Oomf inspired me to repost my glasses pic.

Every time I travel, without fail, my dick sets off the security scanner thing and they have to pat me down. It’s annoying but also a confidence booster.

My Apple Watch called me a Good Boy today for closing my rings? Is this a new feature for gay men with a praise kink? How did it know?!?!