cover! synopsis! preorder! out in feb!! "Blending autofiction with fantasy, meta with magic, and earnestness with absurdity, 𝘛𝘢𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘢 presents a recognizable but also magical world where we ask, if nothing is real, then why not have as much fun as possible?" autofocusbooks.com/store/p/tacoma

Happy HAD Friday! 2 submission windows today for those who make some kind of donation to a cause! Link will work from 10-11am and 7-8pm Eastern. Where are you donating? havehashad.submittable.com/submit/34166...

bits, candles, carats, horsepower it's been a bit since I did a spontaneous call send me something I'll love no limits (except a reasonable amount of respect for my very fleeting attention) <3 @crowjonah.com havehashad.submittable.com/submit/4178e...

Crow did a simultaneous call and announced it on Twitter. He just filled up; I've got room for 7 more. Twitter still got a little more juice, I guess. (First person to say CROW has more juice gets blocked from being able to submit forever.)

Happy pub day to Sebastian Castillo's FRESH, GREEN LIFE! Read Crow Jonah Norlander's review in BOMB's summer Editor's Choice section and then get your copy. @sebastiancastillo.bsky.social @crowjonah.com @bombmag.bsky.social‬

it was a true delight to write up the goldenest boy @sebastiancastillo.bsky.social’s new book, Fresh, Green Life for the goldenest mag @bombmag.bsky.social—you’ve gotta check it out bombmagazine.org/articles/202...

in a shocking move, the nba has awarded me the mvp despite not leading the league in scoring nor averaging a triple double! (2 new poems up at Soft Union, much love to md & Lamb) softunion.online/library/two-...

almost mistook creating memorable experiences for others as a worthwhile pursuit in and of itself

having boundaries is so weird it’s like “I’ll talk to you a little bit I guess but I don’t really want to get to know you that well”

just smiled at a baby who smiled back and then spat up all over itself. forgot that could happen

when people say "I'll have them eating out the palm of my hand" I'm like that sounds pretty nice

cool string of timely essays, reviews, and excerpt publications bro, does that have anything at all to do with your forthcoming book release

what tattoo should I get

Javi taught me a lot, he was so gentle, it’s going to be hard without him

had a dream that I was a little bit chubbier than I am

lightblub

getting my iodine right shoutout ann manov

craving some specific kind of nutrient but not sure which one

it may sound silly but the carls jr western bacon cheeseburger was a crucial stepping stone on my path towards appreciating fine dining

maybe I should get into clubbing

having a snack because it’s snack time

the reason I stopped lotioning my face before bed is superstition

bro I took you for a drive and played my most eclectic playlist and I didn’t ask outright but was monitoring to see if you vibed with anything in particular but you didn’t, not to a single track, so I’m just not sure this friendship is gonna work

the whole crew should say irasshaimase when I walk into Dominos to pickup my pair of medium 2 topping handtossed pans

it’s wild how the burger king spicy chicken was good ~15 years ago and now it’s not

does anyone have any good lifehacks or pro tips I could try? looking to hack my life and be more pro

you guys know who's good? shaboozey

shai is unwatchable sorry

I love credit cards, it's like, I'm definitely gonna pay for this

if anybody’s going to home depot can you pick me up some cub cadet shear pins

kkuurrtt vvoonnnneegguutt

I actually invented eating apples

accidentally started eating lunch in the middle of my workout

this morning I ran 10 miles in under an hour and tonight I can barely walk

my day is going like that lil wayne song two shots of whatever but instead of shots of whatever it’s bananas

anybody got like 10°F I could borrow?

just clicked the "buy" button on an online shopping cart full of expensive stuff I don't really need while saying "f*ck you" out loud to myself

spent the last 11 hours in a state of cognitive fusion but don’t worry it’s fine now

these applejuice apples go crazy

my car is old enough that I sometimes almost forget I shouldn't do snot rockets

son and I got on the jumbotron at the g league game, how was your day?

there should be something to do other than spend money

steal some things and overpay for others

just took a bite of an apple that tasted exactly like apple juice

watching the second half of last night’s nuggets game on tape delay, brought to tears by jokic’s buzzer beating full court heave make

slipped and ate it on the ice a couple of times but it's okay I deserved it

my weather app says it feels like 3° but I’m out here and no it doesn’t

I wanna get ripped but only so that more of my body feels justifiably tattooable

why am I so tired all the time?* *right before bed, sometimes first thing in the morning, occasionally in the afternoon if I’ve eaten poorly or neglected to exercise

anyone have any good fart or poop or butt jokes I can lay on my son later