somebody donated 666 bells to my bridge on Animal Crossing and now i’m scared my switch is cursed…

Anyone still flying a MAGA flag or driving around with a MAGA bumper sticker will be viewed by the world the same way neo-nazis are. Ya’ll that continue to support this monster as his pedophilia and abuse continues to be exposed will be remembered, and not in the way that you want to be.

God is non-binary.

Has anyone ever suggested Requiem For A Dream for a movie party? Feels like a slept-on idea.

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense I…

he’s on the list

Got so caught up I never post what I was excited about. Mgmnt staff and I met with @atelosongs.bsky.social, a young man I worked with for years in live concerts, wonderful music & great person. He will be producing music for my upcoming podcast and more. Let's support our young, give him a thank you

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I’m kinda anxious about when Taco kicks the bucket. ‘Cause like, I have to throw some kind of celebration, right? Do you know how anxious my 30th birthday made me? I hate planning shit.

My experience at hardcore shows is mosh like your life depends on it for 5 min then spend the remainder of the set outside chain-smoking.

some guy just guessed my age was 38…

Marc Maron’s new special has reassured me that he is still very much my favorite comedian.

What percentage of Progressive insurance clientele do you think are conservative?

lets watch squid game bro. please bro. well have a good cry bro. please bro. lets get emotionally wrecked. please.

I’m starting to think Taco was not an Epstein client. Rather, he was an Epstein business partner. Which is far, far worse.

Wearing my ponytail higher from now on. I wanna give off samuri vibes.

The Easter episode of Rick & Morty season 7 is the equivalent of what the incest baby episode was to season 5.

just watched a crow fly by with an entire whopper from burger king in its mouth. is this a good or bad omen?

A Beach House In The Hamptons premieres at Sayville Theater, NY on August 16th. It will feature a bunch of my unreleased songs that are slated to come out later this year.

At this point, I just call Republicans the Pedo Party and Democrats the Complacent Party.

is capitalizing on revolution a paradox?

The rich get richer and the dumb get dumber.

Just rewatched the citadel episode of Rick & Morty, and sheeeet if it doesn’t hit different now.

the trump fragrance probably smells like a used catheter

somebodymake a dont mess with the zohran meme already

today was too hot to even drive with the windows down

the amount of times i get misgendered as a cis male is staggering

Honestly, I think anyone still supporting Taco or even Muskrat is a victim of the sunk-cost fallacy, either consciously or subconsciously.

Looking at menu in thai food restaurant. Victim of the wok mind virus.

encouraged, actually

I be like, ‘yeah, I was a mess back then’ knowing full well that I am still a dumpster fire today.

hearing songs you co-wrote 10 years ago get played live is nostalgic as hell

man I miss Vine

Last of Us ep 4. If Josh survived that long into the apocalypse, maybe Drake did too?

The photo of the MS13 tattoo wasn’t photoshop ya’ll. It’s so poorly made that it was probly MSPaint. MS13Paint if you will.

Goggins on the rise

Boy, the TikTok algorithm really went to shit, huh?

Lola Young🔥🔥🔥

Epstein related deaths happen whenever orange is prez

Pete Hegseth is the worst DEI hire.

Make America Great (Depression) Again

you know youve gone viral once ppl start fighting in your comment section

no fun. only gi.

the clones cover Chumbawamba

I need someone to lend me $1400 for an important business investment.

Dropped a carton of eggs. Two eggs smashed. I will never financially recover from this.