Those are three people in inflatable frog suits.

it's called "gross pay" bc it's gross that you don't actually get all of that money

Anyway, fuck ICE

I made my sneaky link laugh super hard. They were saying they didn’t have any ice and joked that I should’ve brought some and I was like “nah, fuck ice” and they cracked up for like 15 minutes

Cat break ft my bebe man (Poe, 18 months old)

Currently dealing gall bladder pain (not attack level yet at least), menstrual cramps, and I have a cold. Thanks, sky daddy 🥹

Gall bladder pain is the actual worst thing ever

Sending “👍” as a reply is a great way to make me not want to speak to you ever again 🙂

One annoying thing about being bisexual is that people will bring up other bisexuals and ask you "but they only seem to date men...?" or "I've only seen them with women...?" as if I'll be annoyed that they're not hitting their gender quota

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted bigots to fall into vats of diarrhea 🫶🏽

I hadn’t gotten political enough here. My account and my life are not safe spaces for hate.

My womanhood has never been and will never be threatened by the existence of trans women. If yours is, your womanhood is rooted in u being a stupid bitch. Hope this helps!

It’s October 3rd.

lol vaccines worked so well that people forgot what it’s like to not have it. yall about to FAFO

*sets white noise machine to ‘sizzling fajitas’

Ever accidentally forget to take your meds two days in a row and start to withdraw? Yeah no…who does that?! 😅

chocolate covered gummy bears

I asked my son (boy cat) if he could take the title of man of the house and he drooled on me so I guess the title is still mine.

Just got followed home by a can of ravioli. Stay safe ladies

A person who hates themselves will punish you for loving them

Live every day like it’s a baja blast because it could be your baja last

Feelings are good servants but terrible masters

I don’t want to be your peace. I want you to learn how to self regulate

Been MIA with my reading but currently finishing The Quiet Room by Lori Schiller. It’s intense, honest, and gives a raw look into living with schizophrenia. It’s heavy but interesting. #NowReading #TheQuietRoom #Memoir #MentalHealthAwareness #Booksky

My love language is staring at you and then looking away like I didn’t

everyone knows life starts after the 1st sip of Baja blast

It’s almost time to put away my black summer clothes and get out my black fall clothes

Gay panic counts as cardio

They’re saying they have never paid taxes in their lives and they are not going to start now

My inner child has a knife now

This retrograde got hands 😫

“let’s hang out,” she threatened

I wanna go lay on a warm beach for a little too long then take the best shower and nap of my life

If it’s not a hell yes it’s a nap 💅🏽

I have absolutely no idea what I’m doing

Look at my son 🌱

I’m so exhausted in every way

Solidarity. Forever.

“quantos é 4+4?” o gato mais inteligente:

Be who you are for your priiiiide 💅🏽🌈 #pridemonth #happypride

Try to guess what I’ve been up to based on my recent emojis

Healing but make it hot

I don’t know how to relate to people who can dismiss any suffering but their own.

Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only

Stay comfy. You earned it.

That one friend is me…🤣🤣🤣 70s, 80s, 90s, 2000s….all of it

When someone expects you to meet needs they haven’t learned to meet themselves, it can feel like no amount of love is ever enough—and like your own needs have to shrink to make room

Night shift is fun because one moment you’re saving a life, and the next you’re talking someone out of a fight with their cat #dispatcherlife #onlyindispatch #nightshiftthings #thingoldline

📚 Just finished Book #3 of the Collector series by Dot Hutchison, and the twists just keep coming. If you’re a fan of psychological thrillers that dive deep into the complexity of trauma, this one is a must-read. #booksky #bookworm #reader #thriller #bookish