Human shitstain victorious over sentient fecal mishap.

I hope it’s Wischusen and EJ the whole way, bummer that I’ll have to listen to Mess and PK at intermission.

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If I still lived there he’d have my vote!

Well…that’s a wealth of information compared to his usual stuff

Chuck Schumer is the literal embodiment of Not Reading The Room

For various reasons I have only just tonight started the first couple episodes of the Ncuti Gatwa Doctor Who run and so far…what the fuuuuuuu…? A space station using baby farts to travel across space!?!?!? I mean it’s been enjoyable but…whaaaa?

I feel so bad for this guy. You know he took last season’s disaster so personally. It must be frustrating as hell this year especially given his promising start.

Loved these logos and uniforms. So sad they tweaked them to be so plain and nondescript. I got one of the hats right away, my old man later stole it from me.

Daaaaaaamn that’s harsh!

God I love this movie. I hope George has at least one more Mad Max movie in him (Furiosa didn’t work for me though).

This This and This ... are not 3 things... they are one thing

Great.

Those two fucking losers haven’t ruled correctly on anything lately have they?

Very promising future for the Ducks but they got some work to do. They should start by burning those gawdawful traffic cone orange jumpsuits they wear on the ice.

Fuuuuuckjmg hell Ducks

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Three goals on four shots

Bad pass from ex-Av Conor Timmins and it’s tied.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Big oops

Lost the DVR bank I kept rewinding to see Kulak’s goal.

To the people of Minneapolis and surrounding areas. I may not be a fan of your teams (like, none of them) but I’m a fan of yours. To endure what you are enduring and banding together in peaceful resistance makes you not only some of the best of America, but some of the best of humanity.

I’m still in shock. Watching it on replay until I can’t anymore.

MY GOD BURNS

SHUT UP WHAT DO YOU KNOW MORON

Holy crap.

FUUUUUUUUCK

Okay, this one’s done. Not sure what’s gotta be done to try and get something out of Nelson and Nichushkin but both have been no-shows in this series.

“50 cent” might be his going endorsement rate.

I don’t know what it is with this team and Games 5 though. Even the 2022 team had real trouble with them.

Avs already missing Lehkonen and Malinski, Burns coasting, Ahcan not up to the task, Makar clearly dealing with something, MacKinnon not 100%, and Nelson/Nichushkin/Necas in full ghost mode. On top of that, neither goalie has managed to put two good games together. I’m a little alarmed.

I love Captain Gabe but he has taken some dumb penalties this year.

Pull the goalie.

It took two Burns fuckups for MacKinnon to finally start playing with some urgency.

GET BURNS OFF THE ICE

Wow, the home run coat with the cort connect uniform

Come on

Oh yeah those are definitely two guys you want involved in any sort of hockey operations

Would be nice if we saw some better stuff from Nichushkin but hey if they pretty much play the same game they played previously I ain’t gonna complain.

Who would make THAT mistake!?

Why is anyone baffled about that not being a penalty? That’s clearly a Vegas player lifting Terry’s stick right into his teammate’s face.

I see that son of a bitch McNabb finally got dinged like he deserved for a late hit. GTFO.

Geez, rough night for Bo I guess.

Oh good this means the Frost is OUT. I know this means I was actively rooting against form Av Ken Klee but I don’t like how he and (reportedly) Kendall Coyne worked to oust the GM. Also, Britta Curl plays for them and she can fuck all the way off. But hey new Walter Cup champ incoming!

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I saw that and was like, what the fuck!? This isn’t even darkly funny, it’s just twisted and stupid. None of these sportsbook/predictive market sites have come up with a single, solitary compelling ad and I think there’s a reason for that.

Josh Manson with puppies for no particular reason ☺️

We’ve made it pretty clear we don’t want to see anymore James Corden and yet he keeps showing up. Please send us a different British import like Billie Piper or something.