This is a joke. What about an open conversation and debate, unless this useless government have something to hide? This government, just like previous ones, hate the disabled ♿😠

Bloody hell 🎃😮 Size isn't everything.

You love the country that much, but can't clean up after yourself? It's like a political game of 'Simon Says', if their cult leaders said clean up after, they would be out licking the pavement clean. Must please Tommy.

🎶🎵 Music is a wonderful art form ❤️ I agree with what is said in this song, shame it's so short. Oh, it does mention the C word. No, not chocolate.

👍Well done Norwich. Spread love, not hate ❤️

St. George the Patron Saint for Palestine, Ukraine, Malta, Ethiopia, Bulgaria, etc.... Genova used the St. George's cross as their flag for 130 years before Edward III used it in England. Trying to provoke anti-immigration rhetoric using a multicultural symbol that isn't even English in origin 🤦‍♂️

Top tip: When arguing "end of" it trumps facts, logic and evidence. It beats, "nuff said", "Simple as", and "Fact!" A useful tip for dumb twats who are too lazy to look things up.

Go careful, paradoxical kleptomania is on the rise. In numerous shops recently, strange things turning up in odd locations. A DVD in chiller with the fish. Can of shaving foam with the broccoli. And the most confusing, a Birthday card to Carol from Kath and her dog in with deodorant.

So Ofcom £20,000 fine of Delaware-incorporated 4chan is illegal, says US law firm. Oops! I guess the next step is to tell UK based ISPs to ban the site? And more people use a VPN. This is what happens when idiots who know nothing about the subject, try to make laws to control it 👍

How to beat the rail prices. Get some friends, all buy a second hand car. Travel to your destination, filming your trip. Don't forget to have a race on a handily placed racetrack on route. Include some scripted drama too. Sell cars at destination. Place on Youtube, maybe call it Slop Gear? 🚗💡🚂

Setting aside any moral issues with having customers report shoplifters, a £1 reward is an absolute fucking joke.

So it was a sonic boom. I can safely say that was a strange sensation, and my anxiety has gone through the roof. Overall, not a good experience, 2 out of 10.

"I’m fucking terrified right now. I’m terrified of what has become acceptable rhetoric. Acceptable front pages. Acceptable campaigns. I’m terrified of what we are now and I’m terrified of what we may become. Because I don’t see an end in sight. The hatred has taken hold." This. As I sit in Clacton😭

We need to ban journalists who don't reside in the UK, writing pieces about life in the UK. People like Richard Littlejohn who lives in Florida, but yet comments about small towns being full of immigrants. Did Grok tell you that?

"Do you like the mugs? £1.99 in The Range, I could get you some?" Starmer looks awkward in every photo.

Japan stay strange. Japanese mascots playing football. No idea about rules, if they have any? 😂⚽

Oh these are good, and count as two of your five a day 👍

It seems like Strictly this year has been offering celebrities a pack of Chewitts to appear on this year's show. What's below Z-list?

How about no investing in AI? That will save tons on cooling.

Growing up, it really seemed like metalheads were simply nice people cosplaying as mean people, and hippies were mean people cosplaying as nice people.

That explains why it smells like shite outside. Two large field fires are being tackled.

That's nuts! 🐹

Not one national paper talked about this. That’s how far things have gone.

The fact they picked Nord just shows how tech illiterate they are. Opt for the first advertised VPN they find on Google.

This needs to be a TV show. More cat content on TV, and it's intellectual too 🐈📺😂

Those who wear a jumper around their shoulders are the real bastards in this world.

The quality of graffiti has gone down hill. And Jack. You have issues. Sort it out 🍑👃

I worry about a wealth tax. Because my intellect and personalty are my wealth, and I don't like the idea of getting taxed on my warm, funny, and charming persona. This is also why so many MPs are against a wealth tax, I guess?

I adore the way so many adverts on TV these days warn you to keep away from children. Rightly so, they are little bastards. We need to extend this to warnings about keeping away from other menaces to society.

Interesting decor, I will pass, thanks 🪴🦵😕

My racist neighbour shouting to his wife in the garden, 'On the news, bloody seas around here are getting warmer. That will encourage more of them to come here on boats!' The joys of living in Essex. Thinking seems a rare hobby around these parts.

It will not happen, as some in politics only have this tool to enable people to get behind them.

What a mess. Is that Charlie Mullins in drag?

I do enjoy a good euphemism, they make me giggle. I’m not gay, but I’d happily mow your lawn. Always makes me smile. As does, I'm going to negotiate the release of some chocolate hostages. I'm so childish. Oh, and I'm going to sail a burnt sausage to the seaside is another one. 💩🤣

I don't shit post, I shite post. 💩

The minimum qualifications for joining the MET need looking at…

Just a gentle reminder that in the UK, today, one-third of all children live in poverty. In a country which still has the sixth-largest economy in the world, and a per-capita annual GDP of almost £40,000. One-third of all children live in poverty. www.jrf.org.uk/child-poverty

I think hating this Labour government and Starmer and everyone involved in it, is the only good and correct position to have

I am grateful for the webcam. Having had many ups and down in my MH. Having appointments via webcam is so much better than grim offices. Rooms with peeling paint, and the smell of antiseptic. Now my webcam has died and my EMDR appointment is soon, bugger.

Heatwave? If it fucking waves at me, it's getting two fingers in return.

Due to being half asleep. A vaguely entertaining post has been substituted with this picture. I hope you enjoy the picture of the bus stop.

Thanks, BBC, now I'm very confused. What is this? 😕🤷‍♂️😵‍💫

A bad day at work 🙃🚛😂

These names for political parties annoy me 😡 Conservative, Reform, Labour, etc... They mean nothing. Can we not simply name them, Useless self-serving twats that lie #1, Useless self-serving twats that lie #2, etc.... Until they actually do something to show they deserve a name change. 💡

I do like a pub with a shrine to the Old Gods ..

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How can I be out of garlic? Fucking hell, I can't cook without garlic. It's vital, and must go in everything. Word of warning. If you come round and have a coffee, it will have a strange taste to it. It grows on you, don't worry. Just joking, nobody ever comes round. This is MY safe space.

Hairdresser: Going somewhere nice on your holidays? Me: Yeah. Going to wild camp on the roundabout outside the Viaduct Tavern in Kidderminster. Feast on rats, and dropped kebabs. Can't they just cut my hair in peace? So I don't have to tell these yarns to baffle them into silence?

Trying to recall when I was vaguely optimistic about this country, and the world. Not sure my memory is that good.