He'll be dead within a year.

If you invested $100 into $TSLA in 2020, you would now have $100.

These are the GOOD OLE DAYS. 1. Politics will never be this civil 2. People will never again be this lovely. 3. The climate is the most pleasant. Think about that next time you're making plans to conquer the fucking world you douche bags.

"Why Can't I Make Friends" "Where can I go to meet people" "Is there an app I can use to find people like XYZ" This is the problem, people REFUSE to do the work of having relationships.

Watching them go broke and suffer is my 2025 go to.

Remember when knowing your neighbors was a "thing"?

Doing God's work today.

Listen I've been wearing a computer on my face longer than most of you have had smart phones. It's strange how we won't mention the GUN that kills school kids, but we will call out willingly, the brand of technology glasses.

My new spirit animal.

Real photo. 2025 ready.

Scored.

Fuck Vox and every other "just caring" publication now talking about COVID, Vaccines and the seriousness of the public health issues surrounding the on going pandemic.

Works for me

Someone understands me and built me a house.

My system's advice just was spot on this morning.

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas 2019.

I married the right one.

2025 planning.

Please bring back Ms Cleo

School shootings: i sleep. | Rise of Fascism: i sleep. | CEO gets executed on broad daylight: its the end of civilization.

All your feelings are valid, some of the people in your life are not.

yeah, i'm the guy behind this....

It's a McDonald's world and we all just live in it.

It's multiple covid infections. I see it everywhere. You can call it brainrot but I know this playbook.

Republicans haven't mentioned groceries since election night.

Continue to God's work for "Allies"

Elon Musk spent $250 million dollars so Donald Trump could put him in charge of cutting wasteful spending.

Let's be real, if greed got you killed, the world would be different.

I'm really becoming an old queen.

You were thinking it.

Covid

AIDS didn't kill 1 person. Their weakened immune systems did. Welcome to your future.

It's been a long time coming but you can now interact with me directly via ChatGPT. For a while ChatGPT has answered questions about me and did a great job. So I decided to publish a GPT based on my life that would give direct feedback and answer questions day by day! chatgpt.com/g/g-674eeb11...

The Biden economy is so bad that Americans just broke Black Friday shopping records and packed airports like never before. Truly awful times we're living in. 🙄

I'm most proud that I never gave up on me.

Yet another argument for Bluesky superiority, via @thelibsoftiktok.bsky.social

The problem with these privacy, unplug, addicted, digital detox conversations is simple. They are 15 years too late. They do not address the absolute chokehold mobile technology and access to the internet have on the average family in 2025. Stop selling me a fucking problem wrapped up in marketing

If Twitter is ruining you're health and you're a tech journalist, and you continuing to pay for verification, you are neither; 1. A tech journalist 2. A functioning human You quite possibly are a harm to society.