i forgot about bluesky

one thing about me is i’m gonna serve face in class

almonds is wood

FUCK MY GAY CHUNGUS LIFE

just hit 100 followers IF ANYONE EVEN CAREZ

who’s getting the most jolly??

i haven’t showered since last year 🤣🤣🤣🤣

adds furikake seasoning to my ramen and i’m like “not me on a diet…”

my boyfriend and i have been moving this baby yoda stuffed animal around all month like an elf on the shelf and here’s my set up this morning

i bought this shit too

When I had a violent stalker who would graphically describe how he would have me gang raped, puncture my organs and and break all my bones, I was told the police "couldn't do anything". Consider this a reminder that they absolutely ✨can✨ do something. They just don't care about YOU.

morgan wallen makes music for the girl you went to high school with that posts her toddler cousin too much

NOOOO WHY WHY WHY

hate having giant fucking badonka honks and not having full beat on i feel like this

already overstimulated in class and someone next to me started sniffling every 15 seconds

expecting to watch my follower count drop after posting that picture

good morning oomfs DTI UPDATE SOOOOONNN

how is this not an onion article 😭

when they bring out the sake at the hibachi grill

GOOODDDD MORNINNGGGG OOMFS HAPPY FRIDAY

my tires are bald just like my pussy

arching my back like a good girl as i drink this oreo milkshake

i’m not afraid of what RFK jr will do as head of health, i grew up in a “just cut the mold off the cheese” household

i’d rather be shot than be called unc by a 13 year old ever again

i find it very silly that people are mad at the mcdonald’s worker who called the police. on a man who was wanted for $60k… and was gonna be found eventually anyways… but yes the real villain here is the minimum wage worker that is correct

i like cat photos just as much as the next gal. but there are too many cat photos on this website

luigi mangione intentionally got caught to cover up the hawk tuah coin rug pull. open your eyes

my boyfriend is the lebron james of fingering

i feel so sex and the city carrie vibe when i have my laptop on my bed side table

amazed by this plankton someone did on dress to impress and then said “sorry i had a minute”

WHERE ARE ALL THE ACTIVE MUTUALS

i’d bet about $60k that the mcdonald’s employee that reported him only did it for the money, as i’m sure so many minimum wage americans would do. that’s life changing money. but you can always bet on the government to spit in the people’s fucking face even when they uphold our for-profit system.

christmas tree decorating, abuelita hot coco, and nonsense christmas 🙂‍↕️🎄

do i need to post hole for yall to care about me omfgggggggg

call me hugh the way i jack men

we don’t have to worry about wasting “government tax dollars” on his prison time if you just hand him over to me i’ll make sure he gets chained up

just hit 100 posts if anyone even cares

discovering the shooter follows joe rogan is like finding shit in my pants. extremely likely but still disappointing

i’ll form an opinion about this shooter when charles “penguinz0” white makes a video aboht this lad

girl the boycott

luigi mangione more like i need to ride him like a pony

“What Jokerized you?”

it’s that time of year when i can listen to as much show tunes as i want before spotify wrap starts again

when are they adding a draft feature so i can workshop my posts

polyamorous people always look like a pokémon too

i’ve never seen anyone be chill about being polyamorous. they’re all annoying as FUCK

[KILLS SELF]

TRISHA PAYTAS ON SNL?!?!

paul mescal showing up to his monologue in a slutty little see through shirt

he’s so fucking cool 😭