We should gatekeep more

It got even better 😆

The tables have turned! Now her mama is in on it too!

I’m really about to leave her ass here

Idk why mfs who don’t drive ALWAYS want to stay late somewhere

She said “we’ll stay for like an hour. She’ll be ready to kick us out after that” We been here since 1pm

Like ma’am, your mama is yawning and ready to go lay down, my ass is nodding off and the sun is going down

Now I got the itis and she doesn’t want to leave

Times like this I wish she could drive. Had to loosen my belt.

Took us an hour and 30 minutes to get down here and she already wanna leave 🤣

She legit mad her mama cooked Christmas dinner for me specifically Been calling me a spoiled brat all damn day Every time her mama not looking:

At the mrs’ mama house and if she was anymore green with envy she’d be the Grinch

77 degrees and I couldn’t be happier

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I wonder what that Ghanaian Noah dude is doing right now

The crazy thing is someone expects us to be down the road by noon but she has yet to get up out the bed

Temps in the 70s for Christmas. The lord answered my prayers.

I really don’t like driving on Christmas Day but the mrs can’t drive and she insists on heading down the road to her mama’s house.

the ps one

Murry Crimmus

HOW TF DO YOU HIT A PARKED CAR??! Shit wasn’t even on! Wasn’t even moving!

She literally JUST finished paying this car off. Said they just handed her the title TODAY.

Some dickface just rear-ended my mama in her parked car… I am so fuckin pissed off

I went ahead and fully migrated✅

Ate a whole gummy and woke up a full day later

Finally found a combination that will satiate my cravings. Wish I would’ve thought of it yesterday.

I can’t go nowhere without students finding me

Stg, if I want this woman to get up all I have to do is lay down and close my eyes. The second I try to settle in for a nap she suddenly remembers everything she needs to do and has to do it exactly when I’m trying to sleep.

And just like that, an entire dream world disappeared. One knock on the door for something that could’ve been a text and I’m pulled all the way awake.

The trip is over and we’re back at the house. For some reason my mind keeps trying to tell me that there’s work I should be doing even when there is none.

I’m at the point where I’ve forgotten how old I am

I don’t think I’ve ever seen her talk this fast

They have land for sale out here

Turns out the airbnb is a literal mansion

I see someone has decided to make the days before my vacation some bullshit. That’s fine. Have fun while I’m out. 👋🏽

Food poisoning on the job is an experience I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy. -5/10 do not recommend

Somebody said if you’re white and weird but just act like an authority, other white people will just let you do anything. That said, I just saw a weird white dude dressed like a pilgrim walking down the hallway at the school with a damn musket

Ooooooohh!!! This is SPOT ON!!!! My ancestors left their ways for the ways of the ancestors of these scammers, and for what? They have never not scammed, not then and not now.. 😤

You know the amount of entitlement you have to have to make it to 50-something and have absolutely ZERO time management skills?

The irony of you having multiple breaks scheduled throughout the day and somehow never being available to do your job

As I live and breathe, one of these little minions came to the desk missing pants. Then just hands me the damn pants like this is just part of the routine or something.

I will certainly not be coming in early to cover anyone’s fuckery. I find it mighty ironic that a specific person that keeps calling out always does so on a Monday as if they were getting lit all weekend and are now hungover.

Here I thought we could get through 2 weeks without anyone randomly calling out and messing up the flow of the school day. I was wrong

It’s not fair that on weekends I wake up at this hour naturally

Seriously, it is legitimately more comfortable to sit on the floor with your back on the wall

I’m sitting down while the munchkins are taking a nap and I just realized that these chairs have ruined my back.

I like this a lot

Not the gluten-free timbs

Recently I started studying the production style of Danger Mouse. He really made this shit look easy! it most certainly is not. The way mans uses samples should be studied on a university level.

My dasher is sending memes as updates