Stop 👏 Making 👏 Videos 👏 👏 While 👏 You 👏 Are 👏 Talking 👏 Through 👏 A 👏 Mouthful 👏 Of 👏 Food 👏 And 👏 Making 👏 Horrifying 👏 Chewing 👏 Noises Please and thank you #misophonia

Losing a child is always a tragedy - losing a child because of exposure to a disease that is preventable thanks to safe, effective vaccines is an obscenity.

Demo crew of middle-aged men taking down a garage in my alley, while listening to loud music. They are all currently belting out 4 Non-Blondes "What's Up' and when I tell you they are giving it their full heart and soul, you better believe it.

Gahhh. iPhone, why you gotta autocorrect happen to helpen? In what world does that make sense?

There wasn’t much that pleased my dad more than being able to get a hot dog and a coke at Costco for $1.50 - so tonight, I chose to honor his memory in a way I think he would appreciate. 😄

“Half the World are Women. The other half are their children” - Efu Nyaki

Apologies if anyone needs anything - her majesty has not granted permission to move my arm

Birdsong moment of zen (try to filter out the everpresent sound of helicopters overhead here in South Minneapolis)

49° already - every window in the house is open

What in the actual eff are twizzles?

Minnesota/Twin Cities friends, if you have recommendations for local wedding photographers with availability in April, please send them my way!

NEW: ProPublica went inside the detention center for immigrant families in Dilley, Texas. Children held there told us about the anguish of being ripped from their lives in the United States and the fear of what comes next.

Ever since the last iPhone update, my keyboard autocorrects that to Thanks and will someone please just MAKE IT STOP

Seeing the mutual aid that is happening all around the Twin Cities is restoring a little bit of my very battered faith in humanity

This gluten free bread is SHOCKINGLY good

“Jesus said, “Let the little children come to me, and do not hinder them, for the kingdom of heaven belongs to such as these.” Matthew 19:14 “Jesus wept.” John 11:35 Bible verses cited under the bystander photo of Liam Conejo Ramos Read full ruling here storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Q: So you're not pulling back in Minnesota? TRUMP: No no. Not at all.

Large and in charge

Truer words have never been spoken (or typed out)

My small corner of Minneapolis tonight

My bedroom just dipped below 60°, so I’m turning on the space heater. Such fun!

My bedroom just dipped below 60°; so I’m turning on the space heater. Such fun!

“A 5-year-old boy coming home from preschool was taken with his father while they were in their driveway.” kstp.com/kstp-news/to...

When it’s this cold out, all you can do is bake bread

If you want to instantly spike your blood pressure, try to help your very elderly parent troubleshoot the cable tv remote and tv input over the phone when Wheel of Fortune starts in four minutes

My Gen Z son is aghast and deeply offended because I called him a bucket dipper 🤣

Federal officers in the Minneapolis-area participating in its largest recent U.S. immigration enforcement operation can’t detain or tear gas peaceful protesters, a U.S. judge in Minnesota ruled Friday. kstp.com/ap-top-news/...

"Fast Company reached out multiple times this week to General Mills, Target, Best Buy, Cargill, UnitedHealth Group, 3M, and Land O’Lakes for comment. None of them responded." www.fastcompany.com/91476021/min...

From @KSTP - 911 transcripts, dispatch logs, police and fire reports show when paramedics arrived, they found Renée Good unresponsive with a weak pulse. Medics found “two apparent gunshot wounds to the patient’s right chest,” one to the forearm, and a possible head wound. kstp.com/5-investigat...

Breaking NYT: The Pentagon used a secret aircraft painted to look like a civilian plane in its first boat attack, according to officials briefed on the matter. The laws of armed conflict forbid combatants from feigning civilian status. That is a war crime called "perfidy."

Watching YouTube videos of tsunamis and volcano eruptions to relax

Finding beauty in small ways

My body’s chemical composition right now 2% water 4% wine 9% coffee 12% cheese 73% cortisol

Comfort fooding 🎶Chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot pie…🎵

I’m not saying you HAVE to have a dedicated tea cupboard, but your life will definitely be better if you do.

Happy Stranger Things Day to all who celebrate

Well, if my nasty sinus headache is any indication, tomorrow’s winter storm is going to be a doozy.

But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight— “Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night!”

F is for… festive and other F’ing feelings

Feeling a little extra glamorous on a cold winter Minnesota morning

you aren’t using your back porch to store all of your Thanksgiving dishes and prep supplies, why even be in the Midwest?

Thanksgiving 2025 - The Cookening It begins

Just…wow. Aurora borealis, west of the Twin Cities metro.

Time for a rewatch

Happy Halloween from Edgar Allen Crow

C’mon. It’s not even Halloween.

Palate cleanser www.instagram.com/reel/DPPf7He...

The New Orleans music scene is unreal 🎶🎵❤️

I am “packing a heating pad in my suitcase” years old 😒

Soup season? Is that you?