Well I'm not going back to twitter

Why didn't you call

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Donut Man Donut Man With Bart's neck In his hands

Idk if I'm trans or not but if I am my transition goal is Ellen Ripley in the first Alien movie

Happy birthday Apollo Animal Crossing

Do you think AI bros would stop if we started saying Fake And Gay again

Deltarune Chapter 5 Spoiler This is my beautiful daughter Orange Deltarune be nice to her or she'll beat you up

Hey Guys! I Think I Found A Glue! Glue!

Sorry, I couldn’t help myself.

It's so hot out there, the Uh Huh Girls just went "𝗨 𝗨 𝗨"

If I started making a thread of Videos I've Saved that I found funny would y'all like that I'll keep to like one a day I promise

In light of recent news Heartbreaker formerly from Fortnite is my OC now and I have full rights to him

Vanilla Minecraft is boring

How it feels to have a lot of OCs that people say they like but you never draw them

Me neither

[Playing Mouse PI for hire] They should put this guy in Fraymakers

Spiritually I'm from Dallas

DIG UP MY CORPSE SHAKE HIS HAND TELL YOURSELF "HE WAS A GREAT MAN!"

consider this

IMPOSSIBLE THIS ISNT THE CAR

My entire TL and every discord server I'm in right now:

Update: I changed up his appearance, if you see this queer running around Primal (Lamia) either punching or cooking things it's me

I love Tomodachi Life cause I can live out my dream of having friends I can actually visit and hang out with

Oomfs mii was pissing me off so I sent him to the Flesh Pyramids

A friend talked me into trying FFXIV again I haven't actually played yet but I did make A Guy (Hrothgar) (His name is Gliss Riffer)

Every gay Mii I add to my island keeps falling in love with Gaspar this is insane

My YouTube ads as soon as I even mention I'm slightly upset

Lighthouses rule. If you don't like the lighthouse you suck.

bub fix

Work had me feeling suicidal today but I was saved by a Giant Ice Cold Dr. Pepper

You just gave me a good idea

I wish GOAT came out in 2009 so it would come with a mediocre but still fun tie in game for the PS2, Nintendo DS and Wii

Happy Trans Day of Visibility!! I don't know what I am because I have more important things to worry about so I'm just calling myself genderfluid

Every once in a while, I still think about this scene from the King of the Hill reboot, which was fantastic. And that comes from someone who grew up with the show. "It's nice to be nice." Such a simple and effective message.

MY NAME IS JOHN MARSTON dow dow odw dow dow dowdow dowdowdow... dow. dow. odwdow dow dow dowdow dowdowdow... Well let me have a rule and a saw and a board and I'll cut it NEEWNEEWNEEW [Humming] NEEWNEEWNEEW

Fox McCloud: Hey Mario this is my boyfriend Falco Chris Pratt: You both are going to hell

I hope that little German boy that got to drink cola and play Fortnite is doing ok

More like Tomodachi Life: Living the Peam

I saw a funny box of pizza at work but I didn't get a good picture so have this recreation instead

Just once I'd like to go on a date without Joe Biden

After 9 yeareals, it's finally my turn to post the "a thousand cereals" clip, seeing as how I'm the idiot who made it.

Paige: HOOOOOH my God, Victor did anyone ever tell you that you look like a Greek god I wanna pull off your arms and suck on the fingers. Please don’t wear a shirt ever Victor: I am begging you to talk to me like im a person Drifter after cooking Rem in his apartment: