I still want an ipad

Save me Bluesky

Cause darling I’m a nightmare dressed like a daydream 🦋😊

This pissed me off girl you’re beyonce

I want to delete twitter completely and use this app more but unfortunately during the mass migration to this app I followed too many gay guys and now my discover paged is filled with naked men and it makes me scared

Hey guys

I think Elon knew I’ve been on Bluesky so he promoted my first tweet in months to try and draw me back in

Happy waxahatchee wednesday to all that celebrate open.spotify.com/track/0BUqtI...

LOL

I have a crush on my girlfriend

But her emails

The drones

No Yule tide of mine is going to be gay

Bitches swear they’re my body my choice until a pregnant lady gets in the hot tub

Gonna show my family this at thanksgiving tomorrow and ask for their thoughts

Save us Carly rae

If ariana grande is so good at different races why have I never even seen her running

Hey guys

Can’t believe this is literally the vibe Pearl was on

Katniss Everdeen:

elon musk’s butthole at mar-a-lago:

Trying to fit a square into a circle was my life

I work at homegoods and every single gay couple I see looks exactly like this

Saw a gay guy at the bar and let out a sigh of relief

So there’s this Taylor swift themed all gender bathroom

Just remembered when a French girl told me in her heavy accent that she knew I was a lesbian because I was wearing a baseball cap at night

People writing 100 in Arabic numerals after using Roman

Noah centineo fell off

We need Gracie Abrams and Noah kahan to collab 🔥

Show of hands what’s everyone’s birthday

Social climbing on Bluesky

My blue skeet just went viral

Japan plotting Pearl Harbor after the US stopped supplying them with oil

Also people complaining that this app isn’t exactly like twitter obviously it’s not but using that as an excuse to stay on that hell platform ran by a nazi is lazy asf like we actually have an opportunity to grow with this and have our feedback heard

Not only is Elon musk probably one of the most rotten nasty people alive on planet earth but twitter was also just so dead and inactive that I would much rather have 300 active followers on a platform that’s not evil than have 500 bots follow me when I get a tweet with more than 1000 likes

I know I Melvin doo it for you

There was a baby on the floor

Do you guys validate my handles tea? @bsky.app

Can we not start with the discourse on her already

I was requested to create a starter pack of troll accts go.bsky.app/3qZSTgy

Dementia book club:

Grandma isn’t getting out until everyone moves to Bluesky

Cash me outside how bout that @greasestain.bsky.social