Only 25,000 without power in Oncor’s footprint in Texas. That’s not too bad!

My dog has decided on a new rule: if it’s snowing, commands are optional

Fuck this ice bullshit

The constitution isn’t magic. It can’t enforce itself. It’s up to we the people. Rights exist only so long as people insist on them.

Ok Denmark give us Greenland and in exchange we’ll send MAGA there. You’ll retain a mineral royalty. They work the mines. Deal?

So will Elon Musk advance DHS’s lies or will instead he call them into question while simultaneously supporting them wholeheartedly

Sayre: "My background is in international humanitarian response in conflict zones in Yemen, Haiti, Syria, Iraq, and Ukraine. What I've seen here is what I've seen there. A powerful entity violently and intentionally terrorizing people."

Minneapolis Police Chief O'Hara: "The video speaks for itself. We have identified this person - 37-year-old, white male, resident of the city. The only interaction that we are aware of with law enforcement has been for traffic tickets and we believe he is a lawfully gun owner with a permit to carry"

How can the frog boil when it’s like negative eight

Suddenly, the Second Amendment is an optional thing for the Republican Party.

Primetime Luka’s return tickets look like a good deal right now… if you can get there

The Minnesota man was disarmed then shot. This is why it’s critical that you continue to film ICE. And exactly why they don’t want you to

Fuck, I needed a cigarette

“Remember, no Russian”

Based on what we learned this week, we know for a fact that gov’t / administration officials and accounts WILL post incorrect or misleading accounts of this mornings shooting. Kash and Noem are almost certainly planning the social media strategy as we speak. Don’t let them get away with it

They’re going after the second amendment now. Nothing is safe in this administration.

This North Texas storm will be the worst ice storm we’ve encountered. Will be worse than 2013.

ICE agent asked why he's taking pictures of a legal observer's car, replies: "Cuz we have a nice little database and now you're considered a domestic terrorist. So have fun with that."

Purple drank imma po’ up

If the Texas electric grid fails this weekend, I’ll eat my hat

I predict the Chicago White Sox will win the 2031 World Series

Don’t forget: when times are crazy, the crazies emerge. And get louder.

Hashtag Carlos Beltran

Ok, it was kinda interesting to think about the 25th amendment in 2017-20. The Vice President was (relatively) normal, the cabinet filled with career professionals and not all loyalists. If you’re talking about the 25th Amendment in 2026, then you’re ludicrously stupid and deserve to be flogged.

Is it just me or does Fernando Mendoza sound exactly like Frankie Macdonald?

Miami is not good. They lost to SMU for crying out loud

How much is ChatGPT worth now? Half a trillion bucks?

This officially becomes the most expensive car I’ve ever driven

Trump is running the country the same way I run Bohemia in Europa Universalis III when I get bored. The only difference is I can revert to a previous save after France and England declare a badboy war.

Give me credit for all my peaceful actions OR ELSE

I bring to you a troubling development

Can we get MAGA to boycott Novo Nordisk? I want to see something

Aw fuck ECCOs are gonna get more expensive?

Lmao he’s right

Let’s go ponies!

Kyle Tucker at $60 million per year makes sense because ChatGPT costs like $4 billion a quarter and Tucker is much more useful

BOOPIE!!

Ok hon, don’t make plans on Valentine’s Day. I planned us something special

Spotted a brand new Tesla with an illegible Peter Steele bumper sticker I don’t know what’s going on man

The Sascha Riley thing is a litmus test for how big of a gullible dumbass you are

I paid cash for a specific gummy brand in California last week, and now I’m getting endless ads for that brand in my IG feed. How? Like… how

Sascha Riley is about as believable as Qanon. I hate that stupid people believe this shit

I bought a ski jacket on eBay for $34 and resold it on eBay for $30 so I paid $4 for a ski jacket not bad

Man Fernando Mendoza is a great quarterback and seems to really enjoy getting on TV but he’s about to set a record for malapropisms per minute

I’d like to celebrate my sister on finalizing her divorce today!! 🎉🎊🍾

The best thing about frauds and liars is that they’re often predictable and think they’re smarter than they are

Sunset on State 1/9/26