"Is safe to RP here? I've been out for a long time...."

"I want to punch someone right now...Oooh hi [Reader]. How you doing?"

"Man...i really need a hug right now...."

"I dont know...maybe i need a hug...."

"Im still suprised that i have almost 200 people following me...i dont do anything here...."

"No...."

"Hey...[reader] Can you help me?" Hazama was hanging upside down on a lamp post with his hat on the ground

He quickly picked up the dress, lifting it up a little to see the skull and crossbones "Now this makes sense! I swore it was a fashion statement! But now i want to see the pirate ship!"

"Anyway, leaving cakes for other occasions, what do you do for a living? Are you a model?" He said before spitting some blood to the side

Hazama still has a smile on his face and now with the mark of her high heels on his face "Its a nice one I must say...."

"~Holy shi...." He admired her pose a little but soon whipped her ass with the chain "I'm talking about your ass! You idiot"

"The one behind you, of course!" He had a shit-eating grin on his face, expecting to get hit.

"I prefere the other Cake thank you very much...."

"What in the seven hell's seas is that?!"

Do it//

Tits

Hazama was behind her, seeing whatever she was holding, over her shoulder.

//Oh cool, they rp with everyone, when its my turn they just replied with an image of a trash, fucking asshole

"To be honest, I think this Witch only does this because she can't destroy me...people see value in me!" He said, swimming in a circle around Morrigan like a shark marking its prey.

Yes

"What the shit they put in there?!"

"Yeah, she usually does that, every time I bother her too much, she tries something like that...." He then put his hands behind his head and smiled as he looked around. "But at least that witch made a point of leaving me in a place with a beautiful lady!"

"Yeah, did you liked it?"

"Wow, I can't believe you did it!...." He said, leaning forward and speaking in an angry tone, until he broke that angry expression while analyzing the sweater. "...Why pink and not blue? I swore blue would look better on you."

"A very evil and sexy witch is why I'm here...." He said with the usual smile on his face and just with his head out of the water, with his hat turning his hair because it was so wet. "And you, what are you doing here?"

"aaaaaaAAAAAAAHHHH! Ouch!!" Hazama soon fell into the pool on her side, landing on his stomach and sinking shortly afterwards.

He continued to smile while showing his slightly bruised hand and speaking in a cheerful tone. "From the looks of it, this little one is full of energy... and must be eating her vegetables...."

"Awwn is she so cute! Is she your sister?" Hazama said while patting the little one

Don't worry my dear, I'm not capable of ending the world, but I can help with it.

"Ah c'mon, do I look that suspicious?" He said, leaning forward while looking into her eyes.

"And?"

"I really don't know how surprised he is, look at the people she let into her laboratory...."

" #SwordSunday?... i dont know?"

"So how does it work?" He said, twirling his knife around his finger while smiling.

"Oh...."

"Oh...Kokonoe? I think she's going to get upset then, I've had enough of me cursing her entire lineage, now there's a demon to irritate her too"

"You're annoying that girl inside a robot, aren't you?"

(@hungrycoils.bsky.social) Intro: "Captain Hazama, I thought field work wasn't your expertise?" Victory: "Were you..just playing around?"

"Cmon, can you give me your head? You grow arms, I think growing a head shouldn't be difficult!"

"Oookaaay, I think I was tricked...I swore I bought it in your size...."

"But I am, especially if the result is this reward...." He shows her the poster while pointing at the reward

Hazama stood next to her as he looked at a wanted poster he had in his hands. "My my, you look beautiful in this photo, Miss Robin...."

Hazama soon flew in front of her vision, leaving only a can to fall on her head.

".............."

"Crap...that blue stray cat girl is here now!"

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"Probably be like 5 meters apart from each other?"