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Turning Point USA Halftime Show Opens With Snake-Handling Preacher

Fuck these crackers. Lead poisoned land stealing socio bitches. Not even close to a Constitutionaly Kosher bill.

Imagine coming out for Trump this hard like 6 months before all his top officers get to go to the gallows for high treason when the House and Senate flip. Trump likely won't even be alive in six months when the midterms happen. No take backs Nicki, see you at the noose!

Remember kids: There is no statute of limitations on accessory to first degree murder and high treason!

They cropped that just right so you don't see the malignant disgust on the faces of everybody nearby checking out that wannabe USA Olympic rapist team. Italians be like:

Hey if you were out in Leesburg today and I stared at your grotesque, obscenely swollen neck for an extended period and made you feel awkward I just want you to know I wasn't shaming you: I honestly was concerned my vision was going out and whether I needed a new pair of glasses. Good news I'm fine!

That's literally exactly what you did. You had two weeks. You took eight months. You only admitted you had it when the press got involved. Thanks Cruela De'Ville, WTF is wrong with you?!

Only in my beloved Commonwealth Karen: "Yeah, I'd like to see more bridal gowns, these just aren't doing it, I also need five kilos of Colombian Snow and three Nigerian house slaves, please, I haven't got all day..."

Love it. Please do revolt. I support you.

TWI! Go Pirateaba!

When MAGA is your AG, jury, etc I guess. No chance this woman is found guilty in the end even with a public defender, but without bail money she'll be years in jail, unemployed, homeless, bankrupt, etc. Thoughts and prayers aren't conspiracy. Can't afford bail, can't afford a gunman. Ludicrous case.

Sworn to protect the Constitution and then every day for a year he violates that oath to the extent of death penalty high treason to the Republic we just aren't going to have enough methods of execution for the man when the 2026 blue wave impeachment/armed revolt arrives. Should have been gone 2020.

Pro tip: all your browsing data is basically public anyway no matter what Apple tells you: Goon away. Anybody tries to blackmail you for strait jackin' just laugh. Gives 'em a hint, not to put their ass in your path. See I don't give a fuck cause I keep cumin'. Yo, what the fuck are they yellin'?

All of you at home can go ahead and try to sue the IRS (DHS, DOJ, DOD) for anything. See what your lawyer says.

Hmmm Get to see the Muppet Show again VS Signing a contract successfully defended in court that stipulates Disney can murder me whenever they want... Actually sounds like a Muppet Show dilemma to tell the truth.

You know it's bad when the Catholics come out for the left. The Pope at the time didn't even come out against Hitler for God's sake (Mussolini is watching...) Still brining abortion back, sorry yo.

The man has a Texas breeding compound where like fifteen women volunteer to get pregnant to him over and over, in open violation of Texas polygamy law because he has not registered the place as a church (ironically the only way to get protection under the 4th in Texas) and you're surprised?

AAAAAAAAAA!!!

This is actually true... Onion back to just publishing the news again.

Herr TRUMP I haf found de Chinese mind control windmills you were right Mein Fuher!

Well that lasted about a day longer than his Big Sweaty Hand Who Are These Shithole People Again?^TM Palestinian Peace Deal and Real Estate IPO so *clearly* Trump is growing as a person and a leader!

Don't care if this is a lie under this regime we can just declare it history, LOL.

“The $65 billion should be placed in an unmarked federal appropriations bill—if it isn’t, that will be the end of your precious Minnesota,” read the note, a handmade letter assembled from magazine clippings and sent with what ICE claimed was the severed finger of Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz.

"How the hell you get fired on your day off?"

I mean it might just be the cammera angle here but it looks like she lunged back! LOL you go Ilhan, good health Enshallah!

I mean the irony has been thick over this whole incident. Some POC have been asking "how's it feel now?" and while I get it, you have to understand that to us (white males) it's Tuesday. White Male with Gun Only Important Part of the Story and Forces Government Retreat. Not Pretti's purpose, but...

From Virginia Virtual Thursday, January 29

Osama Bin Laden had kids too. This guy is closer to overthrowing Democracy than any terrorist ever achieved. Let's do him the respect of treating him like his aspirations demand, yes? BTW this kind of sucking up won't convince an ambitious socio second stringer to get the gestapo out of Chicago.

As the least safe aviation transport administration is only getting started the hits keep on coming. Humans can only make regulations that are "good enough" and frequently are impotent from the bribed loopholes. This sounds like they aren't even planning to edit for consistency or hallucination.

We can do the marching thing with the muskets and the drums now like the fourth of July, right? We don't need to wait for anymore nails to get hammered down now, do we?

Read the article it gets even better.

Check this out. First they came for...

Soft ball rant you barely even fact checked. Do better Huff Post. gutting USAID, Covid Denial, climate denial and eliminating disaster response, eliminating pollution standards and regulation, encouraging the acceleration of the Palestinian and Kurdish genocide, encouraging Putin in Ukraine, ICE...

An acknowledgment to those of US who saw it right away …

Hey Bob remind you of anyone??

Way to limp wrist that toss, Bovino. You suck so bad, so gay. Trump throws rolls of paper towels at Haitians better than you and he's McDonalds eighty. Get some hate man, come on!

We were a global conglomerate of mad oligarchs trying to create a bizzarro slave dimension where raping little boys was the natural order and imagine our surprise when we accidentally created the one thing we have plenty of: gold. Leave the Philosopher's Stone for the philosophers, God!!

Scientists mimicking the Big Bang accidentally turn lead into gold

I mean MAGA will still refuse to see this 423rd Nazi quote, but when we're rendering them all down for food we can tell them they got MORE than three strikes...