Trump/Republican healthcare plan takes away all of your current healthcare and puts just enough money back into your pocket to cover most of your funeral expenses. Before you poo-poo it, recall that it took Republican idiots at least 17 years to come up with this healthcare plan

A great birthday day, followed by an even better birthday dinner. Thanks, Ben!

Reminder:

All I really want for my birthday is a REAL FUCKING JOB (please read as “REAL fucking job, not as “real FUCKING job”)

I always thought the expression came from the western movies of the 1930s or ‘40s… I was wrong, goes back a lot farther

My dear friend Loren suggested there would be some great punk rock to come out in the wake of Trump’s first election… I don’t know if this qualifies, but here’s an anthem we can all get behind youtu.be/NzOFgjZQPb8?...

Who is a religiously-motivated militant domestic terrorist group? ICE is ICE is ICE is

Republicans have managed to weaponize weaponization

Truth to power:

Trump’s message to vicious despots: “You’re smart!” Trump’s message to an American worker: “Fuck you”

Hey, traitors, I am totally willing to just go back to the way it was where you just shut the fuck up about the hate in your heart, and we get the country back to being the semi-decent hearted economic powerhouse we once were with no jackbooted thugs kidnapping citizens off the street. Deal?

But the Blue Jays earned Kyle Tucker

Here’s something for the performative Trump-supporting Christians to chew on. Why is it so hard for Trump supporting Christians to be actual Christians?

The joy of LiDAR www.yahoo.com/news/article...

I’m torn between the warring imperatives of “Support all art!” and “95% of everything is shit”

Institution of Cleansing, Ethnic ICE

“Namor unveils new COLLAR,” you meant to say, I’m sure variety.com/2026/film/ne...

Trump can easily say “Fuck you!” But what isn’t he saying? “I am NOT a pedophile or a pedophile protector” Weird!

PERFIDY: bearing in mind the larger definition, look up the military definition, and then tell me whether or not this word perfectly describes every fucking move Trump has ever made. He is perfidy made flesh

“Whether they like it or not” Trump’s motto is also the time-honored motto of rapists the world over

Thanks to my lovely wife, the streak that began in 2019 is over. I came down with a chest cold yesterday, I haven’t had illness like this in over six years… I was starting to think I would never get sick again 🤣 Thankfully, given that it has been so long, it hasn’t been that bad

Suddenly never finding Bowen Yang even slightly funny is a point of pride

Practice your Republican chops. Say “I wish you ill” but make it sound like you’re saying “I wish you well.” Practice until a voter can’t tell the difference. Remember your death gaze- that is to say, smile!

I just passed a rib joint in Burbank called “Ribs Against the Machine.“ It’s so sorry when I drive by an opportunity to help improve a business… “Ribs for her Pleasure“ was just sitting there

How many hearts and minds did MAGA win over by murdering Rene Good?

A beautiful tribute

America, we are being pushed into defensive violence against Federal LE and that’s what they want. We’re going to see a lot more innocent Americans getting shot as long as Donald Trump is president, I’m not the first to say it, and it’s not hard to anticipate

The question needs to be asked, and answered by non-MAGAts since they’ve opted for treason: what do you do when LE is run by criminals? What do you do when the law is lawless? Because we’re there. Rene Good was the demarcation line, if it wasn’t clear before www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

We received official word that now that they’ve grown up, Mike and the Mechanics henceforth should be called “Michael and the Automotive Service Technicians”

And NOW you know, if you didn’t before, why the Republicans’ jackbooted thugs wear masks

Charles has described California as “my golden nation.” A toast to CALISTAN youtu.be/e-pjxSoQv5M?...

Murder, kidnapping, grand larceny, piracy, war crimes… Tonight on COURT TV? No… everyday of the Trump administration

Just because you were rightly convicted of 34 felony counts, that does not mean you are the law and order candidate 🙄

Trump’s biography will be called THE AUDACIOUS STUPIDITY OF STUPID AUDACITY

Happy 5th anniversary of what we have to now recognize was an inevitable Republican insurrection

Says “US health institutions” but means Republicans only, as Democrats never walked away from their own competency or American citizenship as MAGA has happily chosen to do www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...

With vampire umpires, it’s “Three stakes, yer OUT!”

Jack Smith: “Trump was getting calls from people he trusts, people he relies on, and he still refused to come to the aid of the people at the Capitol. That’s very important evidence for criminal intent in our case.” #ProudBlue #Pinks #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice

“Capricious,“ “impulsive“ and even “vindictive” might be charming in a young ingenue, but it is repulsive in the so-called leader of the free world

This is lawlessness and everyone in the Trump admin is officially a criminal now. How you justify supporting these criminals is up to you, but if you do, you are irredeemably a piece of shit

Happy new year! Happy new direction! youtu.be/-QLyhIETnXs?...

The late great actor Michael K. Williams. Art by me.

You turn a corner in the dank cave you’ve found yourself in, and you see a bleached-blonde trad wife, attempting to make eye contact. You avert her gaze but you realize that it isn’t a harmless trad wife, it’s Erica Kirk, and she’s casting her demon gaze on you! How do you react? Roll for initiative

There’s no arguing with his logic… www.facebook.com/reel/1524223...

Force the season to be merry and bright www.instagram.com/reel/DSs_OFO...