They tell you not to get too close to the bars the prisoners are dangerous. (I just moved into a house with other cats so my kitties have to do a quarantine)

I miss the days when political officials came up with believable lies.

I guess it's better than a Russian asset.

Bingo

So basically Trump is on the honor system for paying the correct amount of taxes he owes since he has now been given audit immunity by his former criminal defense lawyer. I’m sure we can count on him being honest and paying the correct amount.

When that one orange brain cell takes over

I need more people to be talking about this.

Connecticut has passed a bill requiring AI chatbots to block sexual interactions with minors. 21 Republicans voted against it.

I just want to remind everyone that Rudy Giuliani pulled out his dick and Sasha Baron Cohen got it on camera.

JUSTIFIED “FUCK ICE” CHANTS IN FAIRFAX, VIRGINIA (just outside Washington, D.C.) #AEWDynamite

Yikes! Fox 5 caught on hot mic talking about the security at the Correspondents Dinner. "They have like two random chicks holding the front door open. Like guys, they're not even trying anymore...they're not even secret service people. It's like the girls who work here are holding the door."

NIXON: “I am not a crook!” TRUMP: “I’m not a pedophile!”

A better truth has yet been spoken.

A federal judge blocked Trump's 10 billion dollar lawsuit. It was rolled collusion! A lawsuit actually needs combatants.

Hey WeirdGOP do you have your push notifications on for me? If not muddy I'm going to give you a bunch of shit.

Oh that's a good one!

Hahhahahahah Trump started a redistricting war. Not going so great for him.

“The Pope is weak on crime”

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This is what Republicans call oversight

It's a Pixel #caterday #cats

I've never seen a more perfect picture in my life.

Trilogy media might as well start wearing MAGA hats after this. That man they brought on is a monster and they did this after having the nerve to lecture their fans about bringing up politics. Unsubscribe

It's like he's trying to kill any chance the Republican Party has at holding onto a few seats.

WATCH: The White House took down this video, but we still have it. Trump: We can't take care of daycare. We're a big country. We're fighting wars. It's not possible for us to take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, all these things.

Elon is already doing what he can to suppress factual information before the midterms. Grok is no longer free on Twitter. There is absolutely no way this is anything but a way to hide all the evils and damage Republicans have done this past 2 years. u/askgrok IS STILL FREE ON REDDIT!

What in the North Korea hell is this? All hail chairman Kim.... I mean Trump.

With the midterms coming up now is the time to do what you can. If you get one person to change their mind or just convince someone who was not going to vote to do so it's a win!

Oh wow Trump 2028 makes a lot more sense now.

He didn't deny it!

"We negotiate with bombs"

Chuck Norris's cause of death has been officially announced!

Host: We have a breaking update on the Pentagon's preliminary investigation into a strike on a school in Iran which killed at least 175 people, most of them children. Trump blamed Iran before then walking back those comments. Now U.S. officials are saying that the probe shows the U.S. was at fault.

Tonight I had to say goodbye to my father. I don't even know how to process anything right now.

As a fake internet doctor I concur

Happy 3ed birthday to Pixel! #cats

The thing that everyone seems to be overlooking. They literally picked Ramadan to do this so they knew he'd be at the compound. How bad were the outrage be if a Muslim country attacked a US leader on Christmas or Easter because they knew they would be at a church?

Trump literally pulled a Lord Farquaad when announcing that he started a war.

FREE CAT! picture

All lies all the time