I know not everyone's cut out for flight at mach speeds but Cyclonus of all bots turned into a helicopter and he got by just fine! If that single core scatterbrain could fly, what's stopping you?

Vertical stabilizers are a crutch, you don't need them.

My name is Starscream... but not this universe's Starscream. I am from universe UT-02 [Armada]. This is a message for all other lost sparks. Come to the abandoned factory, coordinates enclosed. You will be safe here, with others like us, under the care of Amalgamous Prime!

It appears a "content farm" reposted me faster than my optics could process

This abandoned factory Seaspray found and set up shop in is pretty cozy, it certainly beats living in a million year old wrecked Minicon ship on the moon

I'll never understand how Demolishor made it into Megatron's elite force, I'm not sure he actually got a brain module installed. All those guns and missiles and he tried to PUSH a locked door that opened vertically. Oh right, he was a whimpering sycophant.

Maybe someday I'll find Swindle, maybe even Jetstorm, Sonar, and Runway. With them at my side and the Star Saber in hand, it felt like I could take on the whole universe

zzzZZZZzzzzZZz mmmmminiconnssss.... zZZZZzzzzZzZzz

Loot that drops after defeating me: - 1-4 minicons - Sword made of a wing - Shiny space rocks - Manifesto of Unicron being an existential threat - Medical kit - Post-traumatic stress disorder

Who is this "Elon Musk" (ridiculous name) and why is he making sparkless robots that can't do anything named after Optimus Prime?

I've been told to try this "selfie" thing, am I doing it right? #Transformers

Good day all! Remember to top up on energon and look after your minicons!

You know, it really is a pity none of us noticed this for 4 million years...

I believe this might be the only time Demolishor did not enjoy his own reflection #transformers

My powers are AWESOME! #Transformers #Starscream

So I get blasted by Unicron, survive somehow, wind up in a different reality entirely, and run into THREE others who are also lost here somehow... Well, one of them seems to be here on purpose, but I'm not about to question one of the 13.

I miss Hot Shot. We had our differences and tried to kill each other plenty of times, but he came to earth and as soon as he learned of consumer electronics he started using computer parts as insults and that was pretty great. Fighting together was so good, we beat Megatron and FORGOT to finish it

Swords are cool and honourable. Giant cannons are effective. Too many choose one or the other, why not both? I chose both and looked good doing it.

Artificial... intelligence? I'm no mnemosurgeon, but those algorithms aren't how you make a silicon brain, that's just a word predictor. A bad one. And it's just stealing things? Humans confuse me.

My escapades are documented in a TV show! Transformers Armada! It is viewable on your "internet" for free on the domain "youtube" uploaded by Magnus after dark. I implore you to look beyond its faults and give it a chance, as Alexis did of me. It truly is more than meets the eye #TransformersArmada

I didn't get blasted into the next reality just for humans of all things to work up enough hate to bring Unicron back to life. So, in terms even Demolishor would understand: trans rights are the rights of all sentient beings and you aren't better than another fleshling based on your colour!

I get the strangest feeling I've done something to catch the ire of a multiversally aware demigod

Alright, patched up the gash in my chest, replaced my sword again... For anyone listening, don't let yourself get run through with a mythical sword to prove a point. It will probably work, but it hurts a lot. Do shoot at Unicron though, that was worth it

Back on Earth it seems. A strange Earth, but it seems peaceful here. After everything, I think I like that. I miss Swindle though, and no narrow beam null lasers without him. I met an Autobot named Seaspray, but he seemed nearly as lost as I am.

I did what I had to do, I proved the threat Unicron posed, but.. this does not feel like the well of all sparks... At least I no longer look like Thundercracker.