In ”permed hair quarantine”, meaning I need to wear a hat for two days.

Cock

I’m bad at secrets so thank god y’all are international. I’m about to be recorded for Swedish television and can’t tell ANYONE. It’s eating me alive. Here’s a thirst trap to make you forget what you just read.

Thank you all for making my day 💖 Gonna have to get @karlosthefog.bsky.social back, somehow. Tips are welcomed. Have some cake 🍰

Hello you sexy people! Please wish me a happy birthday… I’ve only begun celebrating my birthday as of last year, so I’m still new in embracing the attention 👉👈. Peace 🍰

Update: haven’t cleaned up my table yet

I do love my job but I’m also very glad to have 4 days off away from the contemporary art (and a certain demographic that visits)

Y’all are really enjoying my Squidward 🐙

Hey, my eyes are down there!

I still need to take a proper photo of this costume. I swapped all the shirt buttons, got suspenders and everything.

Giving my fuckbuddy this hood tomorrow. Public announcement: Make your partners stuff ❤️

Hey new gays, thank you for trusting @karlosthefog.bsky.social’s jugement in me being a hunky nerd. Here are two photos portraying my duality. Enjoy.

Y’all like this IKEA 🇸🇪 shelf I built?

Decided to come back with some more high effort stuff. Let ’em know what’s good!

It’s all about the tease 😮‍💨

I’ve been sewing

It’s all about the tease 😮‍💨

Decided to come back with some more high effort stuff. Let ’em know what’s good!

In the most low effort way possible I’m trying to do numbers (this is both about popularity and basic maths)

I know these are making you salivate

Happy Easter everybody 🐣

Checking in again. On quite the body journey this year. Been getting results much faster now that I’ve got a balance I’m happy with. It’s crazy what a butt-load of protein can do to you… wanna try?

Just letting all you nerds know that IKEA is selling Mimics as part of their new collection Grejsimojs (Thingamajig/Doodad).

I know these are making you salivate

It’s Monday, get to work

Trying my best to not masturbate DAILY, to the degree I normally do. My morning wood today was being difficult

So one thing with going from Twitter to here way back whenever that was, is that it my use lowered immensely. However, I do miss seeing all of my friends naked and sexy :(

I’m being extra handsome today (the frown is sadly just a part of my face)

Not letting this pimple ruin my life

I never showed the finished thing! Incredible what you can sow after work in a week!

Edged and horny for my good friend @jockkong.bsky.social, giving him some of my alpha nut 😛

Which one of you can fucking take me?

No pattern, just vibes. Who am I?

I worked that edge-dribble out

I worked that edge-dribble out

Felt kinda workplace hot last week

Coming back on here to inform you all that I just beat *that* boss in Hades 2, so who’s gonna blow me?

CHARLIE KIRK WAS SHOT???

Good news, I’m apparently more gray than I was a year ago. Can’t wait to go gray in my 30s 🥰

Finally refreshed the perm… which also means I’m committed to the shame hat-life for two days. The rules of hair care are simple and finite.

Kind of obsessed with my own cock

Strategic cropping makes me look WIDE

Being British is a constant humiliation ritual

Sometimes I’m afraid I’m having too much fun…

I don’t know if it’s cock dysmorphia or what but I feel like so always look much bigger than I am 😐

No better feeling than a rock hard erection after getting your balls shaved 😛

I fear digimon has been back in the kitchen… don’t spill the salt

Cuomo has no swagger

Goodbye beard, I’m tired of you

I’m very verbal, I just never really post verbal stuff. Had been edging for the better part of the afternoon. Had to bust.