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how long can i last either not sleeping or having maybe 3-5 hours before i explode or something do you think?

Ive been told by a few folks that the invite link to the server isnt working, so i've made a new one discord.gg/9eknFJXHpZ

shows up to you on a plate and inside two burger buns and with lettuce and some cheese hiii i’m borga :3

ive shot myself in the foot many times but I do think one of the biggest ones is just the general problem I have with talking like I can talk about horny things forever but the moment that I feel like I need to vent um actually I must bottle it up all nice and tidy forever lest I bother someone!

it's only natural to feel contempt for those who, fundamentally, are so far beneath you. 🎨 by @/bobu02.bsky.social also special thanks to kobold wife for surprise gift <3

was kinda hoping i’d just drop dead instead of dealing with this shitty fucking work today

someone should really do it already

it's funny looking at older pictures of me because I only genuinely started smiling once I started taking pictures with Robin

Since you guys seems to be interested in a YCH.. well here it is!! 40€ fixed price - any eye - UNLIMITED slots Shoot me a dm if interested.

We may not be in April anymore, but Vector sure knows how to return with a bang!

Commission for anon. Featuring @kitanayorino.bsky.social big vixen c:

im gonna draw messed up things and there is nothing you can do to stop me

the kind of face I be making when the wife says she needs to use the bathroom

CW: Hyper multi horse cock, excessive cum, black lipstick, etc etc Got commed by @pyrewyn.bsky.social to draw this and I think it came out very well 💖

must draw a friend as a horrific horny fuckbeast... genuinely out of a horror movie but so horny as well

i think i have officially gotten WeirderTM

Find Familiar: Absolutely Gigantic Mom

i want a lobotomy

i work so much and feel so tired that when i have time off i just spend sleeping and laying in bed 🫩

I keep screaming about this but I kind of dislike when I establish that I rarely want to top and pretty much never Dom and then I talk to someone and they KEEP WANTING ME TO DO IT

snoot game is to the trans furries what Harry Potter is to just the transes

Putting out another public ad for our discord server Its application based entry, we prefer users we can vet the social media presence of to get a vibe check, but we welcome anyone to apply discord.gg/GZmRePFHU

the problem with easter is that my bunny wife keeps laying eggs everywhere and I keep trying to make some scrambled eggs for breakfast but I dont know what is the Walmart jumbo egg and what is my child

I wanna be held and doted on and cared for in like the same way you do a little kitty cat like a small one I wanna be a little lap thing that you grab and you sweet talk to and I look at you with big ol eyes

going to Burger King anyone wants anything?

a second truck had hit the kobold a bigger meaner truck

“Found Family” who becomes just “Family” after the older woman who teases you about being your mom comes across some ancient arcane magic capable of altering the very fabric of reality itself and decides to use it to really really BE your mom now you look like a younger version of her

DnD Party fights the Dragon but there’s a Plot Twist The Dragon is a young hatchling who barely poses a threat The enemies are instead: The kobold who swore to protect it after becoming a battle mage and has necromancy abilities And the reanimated corpse of its mother, who is NOT happy

feel like i been hit by a truck ugh

do bigger dragons have the same car fucking needs arise when they see the giant mech that was sent to stop them?

it kinda sucks when it’s like super late in the night and im on lunch and i wanna chat but ya know pretty much everyone is SLEEPING like why is that i think personally i think that everyone should change their sleep schedule for me specifically

looking for a place to live is hard

I-i think that for April fools you should prank me b-by being really nice and telling me something that you like about me...it...it would be so funny...y-you would really show me

i point out every year that i think this holiday is the stupidest thing ever but it is the stupidest thing ever mostly because people always prank about serious shit and not like harmless funny stuff it’s always traumatizing

in this day of trans visibility you should visibly give me $500 dollars

i feel like the folks at my job are trying to get me to quit

ShaSuck - (2024) 🔞🔊 Anim/VA/SFX/Etc - DWD +freesound #furryart #NSFW subscribestar.adult/dimwitdog

Scientist grows a conscience and decides to give the experiment a bit of a leeway to escape. Upping the dosage of the serum plus adding in some growth hormones should make the break out easy enough They're already stronger, faster and bigger than anyone else on the planet.

need to be mating pressed by a girl who is so much bigger than me that my legs can’t really wrap around her waist need to be mating pressed by a girl who is so much fatter and heavier than me that her “soft” thrustd are still bearing on breaking my hips~

bsky mod team really saw that general audiences are getting increasingly less interested in AI and turned to their mAINLY LEFT-LEANING USER BASE WHO WAS ALWAYS AGAINST IT, even MORE now and was like "haha what if we also had grok!"

YOU GOTTA EAT TRANS GIRL YOU HAVE TO EAT YOU HAVE TO EAT BECAUSE IT MAKES YOUR BOOB FATTER EAT. NOW.

it’s amazing how playing a little bit of video games at lunch break made my mood big better

people ask me if i miss anything from my country and i often just reply “being treated like a person was nice” it really used to be!

She caught him skinny dipping in the pool >:3c Who doesn't like a big lady giving some help from behind. No dialogue Version Audio provided by: @opennsfwsp.bsky.social

I MUST KISS THE GIRL BELLY I MUST KISS THE GIRL BELLY I MUST KISS THE GIRL BELLY I MUST KISS THE GIRL BELLY I MUST KISS THE GIRL BELLY I MUST KISS THE GIRL BELLY I MUST KISS THE GIRL BELLY I MUST KISS THE GIRL BELLY I MUST KISS THE GIRL BELLY I MUST KISS THE GIRL BELLY I MUST KISS THE GIRL BELLY I

harkness test? yeah i think i remember nurse Joy yelling something about that when i was jerking off my Scoliopede in the PokéCenter why?

anyone want to hire a kobold? kobold is loyal and will go along with any evil schemes

lacing your food with mega mushroom

on that note