i know there may be pop-ups in the future but if i can be a big sappy baby for a second even though i havent managed to be around much lately - ill remember new morgue SO fondly. it was my first venue i ever visited and im always gonna be glad i listened to lyn and saren and showed up -

Thank you to everyone who loved and supported the Morgue all these years. It really means so much to me, and I was struggling not to cry last night while giving the closing remarks. Even if it isn't going to be closed forever, it's still very bittersweet to bring an end to our regular events.

The New Morgue will soon draw its final(-ish) breath. Join us tonight at 8:00 pm CST at Malboro Goblet W25 P60 for our fourth anniversary and the Tournament of Champions, featuring our top fighters from this year's quarterly tournaments. You won't want to miss it. We'll see you on the Slabs!

It's time for the New Morgue's third quarterly tournament of year 4 on Thursday, May 1 at 9pm EST! The winner and finalist will receive prizes as well as go on to participate in our Tournament of Champions during our anniversary! Wanna fight? Sign up by joining our Discord: discord.gg/cWjXMkWQNj

It's time for the New Morgue's third quarterly tournament of year 4 on Thursday, May 1 at 9pm EST! The winner and finalist will receive prizes as well as go on to participate in our Tournament of Champions during our anniversary! Wanna fight? Sign up by joining our Discord: discord.gg/cWjXMkWQNj

HOWDY YALL!! Welcome to this summer's FFXIV SHAALOANI RODEO! We figured since yall loved it so much the last time we would tie up our best boots and get another one going. This shindig will be on June 14th at 6pm EST. Crystal, Zalera. Shaaloani, Hhusatahwi, Instance 1! #ffxiv #ffxivrpevent

𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚁𝙾𝙾𝙼 𝙾𝙽𝙻𝚈 @ 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝘽𝙀𝙇 𝘾𝘼𝙉𝙏𝙊 [SUN, APR 27TH | 8p ET] — BALMUNG MIST W7P15 Blast from the past at Bel Canto! Throwback hits, great vibes, and the shocking truth that your favorite songs are 𝘰𝘭𝘥. 🎶 #ffxivrp • #balmungrp • #crystalrp • #ffxivvenues • #ff14rp 🔽 INFO BELOW

We're back once more with another Fight Night tomorrow, April 17 at 8:00 pm CST. Fight slots are still available, so we'll likely be taking walk-ins, or you can sign up for a guaranteed spot by joining our Discord: discord.gg/cWjXMkWQNj

Attention, this is not an April Fools joke: The New Morgue will be open once more for a totally normal* Fight Night on Thursday, April 3 at 8:00 pm CST! We're still very low on sign-ups, so we'll most likely be taking walk-ins. To sign up in advance, join our Discord: discord.gg/cWjXMkWQNj

The Undertaker will be away on March 20th, so the Morgue will be closed that night. We'll reopen on April 3rd at 8:00 pm CST for a totally normal Fight Night with absolutely no shenanigans*. (*Note: Lack of shenanigans not a guarantee.)

FIGHT CLUB OF THE DAMNED☠️ Introducing the grand opening of The Styx, an 18+ fight club RP venue. Come see us on Sunday, March 23rd @ 3PM PT / 5PM CT / 6PM ET Balmung, Lavender Beds, Ward 1 Plot 27 Take a look at our Carrd for more info and join our Discord! Both linked below!🥊 #STYXFC | #FFXIVRP

With Mercury at its greatest elongation, you'll find some of us glancing up to try and chase the quicksilver planet. Indulge in libations or cigars; art or conversation - whatever it is you wish to do to rest your weary souls, the stars will provide. Trionfi returns at 11:59PM. (EST) trionfi.crd.co

Looking for something to capture your attention on Friday night? Look no further! The Still & Strings is holding another performance night this Friday, March 7th, at 8pm EST! Join us at our place on Goblin - LB, W12P51. See you there!

Thursday, Thursday, THURSDAY! Get ready for another Fight Night at the New Morgue TONIGHT at 8:00pm CST! Sign-ups are still open (and we'll probably have room for walk-ins), so if you're interested, hop into our Discord for more info: discord.gg/newmorgue

For the first time since opening three and a half years ago, we'll have room for walk-ins! If you think you might want to fight but don't want to commit to signing up, that's totally okay! Swing by tonight if you can, and if you decide you want to sign up, just let the Undertaker know!

𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚁𝙾𝙾𝙼 𝙾𝙽𝙻𝚈 @ 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝘽𝙀𝙇 𝘾𝘼𝙉𝙏𝙊 [SUN, FEB 23RD | 8p ET] — BALMUNG MIST W7P15 Spring is near, but love’s still blooming! 🎶 Join us in Canto’s basement for music, vibes, and good company as we chase warmer days. #ffxivrp • #balmungrp • #crystalrp • #ffxivvenues • #ff14rp 🔽 INFO BELOW

We're back for another Fight Night this coming Thursday, February 20th at 8pm CST! There's still plenty of room for fighters, so if you're interested in throwing down on the Slab, pop into our Discord and check the announcements for details on how to sign up! discord.gg/newmorgue

Sign-ups are now opened for our 2nd quarterly tournament of year 4 on Thursday, Feb 6 at 8:00 pm CST (Malboro Goblet W25 P60)! We still have space for fighters, so if you're interested in joining us, the sign-up sheet can be found in our Discord: discord.gg/newmorgue

Speaking of which, we'll be open in about 15 minutes! Come join the other Mourners for some good, wholesome violence, Malboro Goblet W25 P60!

We're finally back from hiatus next Thursday at 9pm EST! We're still looking for fighters, so if you're interested, or just wanna come see the dankest fight club set in a funeral home on the face of the star, check out our carrd: morgue-xiv.crd.co #ffxiv | #ffxivvenues | #crystaldc | #malboro

We'll be starting soon just outside the Wanderer's Palace on Mateus!

This is happening tomorrow! Hope to see you there!

We finally made it, folks. Now let's see if the Undertaker remembers to advertise here...