@prodigy-amon.bsky.social Artorius, staring blankly up at the ceiling as Amon does... whatever he's doing to Artorius' open abdomen. "You could at least let me sleep while you do this. Are you really so starved for company that you don't bother with letting me be unconscious during surgery?"

One of the WoLs asked if I had any other adopted relatives rhey should know about. I don't know?? I called Alphinaud 'champ' once and asked if he was eating properly does that count

The feeling is mutual, and I'm honoured for it. After Praetorium, I had hoped my wards would have been given your legion for their draft. > tellonym.me/minarcana

I am a 56 year old man. tellonym.me/minarcana

Yeah, it's my house now. Alternatively, probably Broken Glass. I'd hope Garlemald would also kick him back out but from what I've heard of the Duma, absolute pipe dream there.

[[puts this here too for when i next forget tellonym.me/minarcana

Children in Werlyt #fanart #ffxiv #art

//look at my cosplay, boy white-boy-jumpscare.png

//gaius, looking at any wol who doesnt actively fight this: ah yes. the wol. who kicked my ass resoundingly and could do so again without batting an eye. because theyre unkillable and stronger than god. however, if they open their mouth and say something i need to dad at them about,

//also. fwiw. if theres something you would like me to reply to and i haven't liked the post, pls @ me in it. since i was off for a while i worry if i lost things even tho i did try to doublecheck my mentions feed uxu liked post=drafts

//amelia: idk man i think people just like galvuses bc theyre big and people will love to fuck a dude whos big gaius, big, so recently bewildered at being called fuckable, Should know this: theres no way. the bar cannot be that low.

i know its probably not how its supposed to be interpreted, but i always thought zenos greeting gaius sort of casually when he walks in to him stabbing his father was SO funny because he's just like "gaius what's UP my MAN guess what i'm here killing my DAD"

//i love writing gaius using text emojis bc the mental image of this grownass man who has no fun sitting there with his actual face in a complete deadpan typing out ":(" is very funny to me.

Hey. I hate this. The Burn was preferable.

Ascian walking up to the guy who made a business hunting and killing his ilk after having every false promise of his regime brought to light, somehow surprised to know I am not exactly receptive to his bullshit.

I respect most Galvuses except Solus. Varis.... it's hard to let go of the idea that he could be reasoned with, but I suppose he's also a lost cause.

I come back and Nerva's here now. :/

Sure, Valentione's is mostly about romance, but it's also about other platonic love. He's giving @alliebaelsar.bsky.social a potted plant for the occaision. Decorate her dorm a little!

// goal for this account today: clear my drafts (which are, i.e. my likes) ill also be trying to write on tumblr and further my cosplay goals, wish me luck. if theres anything u want me to focus on feel free to lmk, fi i have liked something its to show ive seen it and its In There

I'm going to [remembers he's been told not to say 'kill myself' or 'disappear into the Burn'] carve wood.

> gets prompted to send risqué anon message >types the letter 'a', pauses for a solid minute, narrowly snaps phone in half in hastiness to eradicate all evidence an attempt was even made

I've reluctantly come to terms with the fact that I might have a permanent home here in Terncliff and I could, ostensibly, take care of a pet. Much to consider.

I'm choosing not to question why any of you have changed in appearance nor how long you'll be like that. At least my bewitchment wore off quickly enough, and I have long let go of the hope that I might understand things that happen in Eorzea.

Handing my job over to the new iteration of me and wandering in to the desert, never to be seen again. Finally I am at peace.

:| [Deadpan. He's told no lies ever, in his life. Sips coffee.]

"If being abruptly much smaller than I should weren't enough, now everything is /loud/."

//mfw im like "i miss rping ships" [rps the most comedically unshippable guy bc not only is he gaius hes entirely oblivious to the concept and has to be bullied in]

starters or smt 🤔

//takara: you dont need to be so serious all the time gaius: [immediately (harmlessly) lies to a teenager] on it 👍

Guy who is standing /right there/ in the room. "Hey, I'm not /decrepit/...." He's muttering. Come on, he's still doing field operations, give him some credit.

Good luck with that, Sophos. I feel her standards might be a bit higher than you can reach. > tellonym.me/minarcana

//while i know the word "fuck" doesnt exist in Eorzea, i will believe that Garleans have it anyways as a part of their native language. this is both bc theyre russian enough to deserve мат and Fuck is the closest english gets, and bc every Garlean deserves to sigh and go "well, fuck" ic

I'm an adult, I don't celebrate my own birthday. I think the last time I did something for a nameday was before I went to military training. > tellonym.me/minarcana

@asimina.etheirys.social He's been focused on brushing their tail out for a while, letting Mina get away with laying on his lap for it. "You weren't kidding about a winter coat. I imagine it'll be a nightmare for you once it starts shedding."

I feel I already come across as overly serious, and being limited to written word does not aid that. I must think of less formal ways to say I am not intending to be harsh. The :) has its uses, I suppose, but also feels frivolous.

//im sorry my gaius muse is having fun and being more :) than normal bc i and therefore he are high. blame it on rusi. i feel like only i can tell hes weirdly :) but.

Nero publically referring to seeing Cid with "affection". I'm so proud, it's like seeing a coming of age ceremony.

It suddenly got incredibly quiet around.

//me: i should reply to peoples memes thats what theyre there for also me: ah yes but that meme was posted over 24h ago clearly they dont want ur dumb ass in there, its closed, you fool//

[old man boob without gaius's realization,]

// [goes 'ok lets do replies] [sees people making vaguely horny gposes and immediatley goes 'what if i progressed my fuckable gaius agenda instead,']

No. I'm not too concerned with that sort of thing, and consider myself a poor prospect. > tellonym.com/minarcana

//cid: [was taken care of by gaius for At Most a few years, got shot by gaius, fought against him, most interactions are started with cid going "whats up you piece of shit?"] gaius: that is still My Son. yes i shot him yes he hates me all teens have a rebellious phase or w/e

you dont understand, if we don't authorize the hammer he does dumber things without supervision.

and I'll find strength in pain / and I will change my ways #ffxiv #ffxivart #gaiusbaelsar

Adding cream to coffee makes me feel as if this is a level of self indulgence we cant have as legal. I'm too used to field rations for this.

🤔

Tomorrow is the date for the old new year, different from the Heavensturn date since it's when Garlemald had a somewhat different calendar from the modern. It's been a while since I celebrated anything properly, and it's not a true holiday even within Garlemald, but it's a nice memory.