does a giant wave of guilt ever crash over u bc something didn’t play out perfectly one time or is that just me

when i pull all my hair out of the tub shroom & the drain works again i feel like a hero

time to go to bed after filling my head with nightmares all day long! saw weapons and read Exquisite Corpse

“YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?!?” i say for the 17th time in my monologue to make sure ur hanging in there

trying to cry in my closet and the kid next door keeps rapidly honking a clown horn & i think that’s perfect

how have i lived long enough to see ed hardy come back in style

making my cat listen to perfect pussy during her nap

every time i hear la bamba it kinda feels like the first time

everybody says scrooge like he didn’t get nice by the end

a while back i said i hate lions and i was wrong its only male lions maybe its bc of all the lion tattoos idk

i don’t know if i can handle how worked up im getting over my first music league game

pissed off bc their satanic majesties request could have been perfect if it was not such a recording dumpster fire. the mixes kill me like imagine a stronger citadel 🙃

ruth gaydar binsburg happy pride month

i hate the implication of “warmly,” at the end of an email. the “coldly,” emails

my current vibe at the car wash is two things: vanity plate/ car wash subscription & audible exhaust leak

this may be difficult for you to accept but i usually have (1) or more stuffed animals on me at all times. talismans

texting a young twenties friend & i almost sent two back to back emojis, then cringed, can’t i do better than that? so i said *drool face* instead…

hot ppl rule!!!!

not me coming to my dr appt late and hungry… obviously i’m gonna lose patience ! patients …

bought professional clown make up for a project but now there’s no stopping me

laying in bed on oxy after having my guts rearranged like 🤤 (appendectomy)

everyone forgot lore implies “interesting”

u don’t have to use foundation

it’s annoying that i have to dispel the rumors about MY BODY but no i didn’t get a BBL

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i’m not an idiot, i’ve had a granola bar eaten out of my back pack while on the floor in the bedroom (MICE!), i’ve learned a thing or two. but now that i’m a Woman with a House i do EVERYTHING from my bed. eating, working, rotting, etc. it’s a CHOICE

it’s only ever “I’m a writer???” never “i’m a writer.” these days

life has been annoying me but every day 1. is a new day 2. is a winding road

disconnecting myself a safe distance from govment & focusing on my beautiful hometown, uplifting the arts, & keeping myself aware/active/healthy/sane as a coping method!

i forgot the fun part of DJing actual LPs is that some albums have only one good side & it can be so great to bump the second side of such and such cuz it goes hard

desire! above all else ! indulgence #2

love thinking: Does everybody hate me

i’d rather die than stop pulling babes at will

ok i admit it i enjoy having brain

:) always asking if its day ONE or just another day:)

love the hot air rolling off the potatoes this morning in the back

certain nuts are such a sweet little treat, huh? it’s nice to have soft sweet delicate meat in the nut world ….natures little delights i just think it is nice that there are soft sweet nuts in the variety

LOVE scrolling thru the comments, laughing and even approving some with a HEART

honestly…something i fucking hate about lions. don’t know. ugly ?

how can anyone go peacefully on a hike in california when there are ONLY PREDATORS afoot

according to last.fm i am an extremely consistent listener. same times of day, same music for same seasons & same rate of play….

as an artist, this is how i do my early morning business: no food, in bed, 2 coffees with sugar & half a joint:)

i love to boyfriend zone a male friend when i’m drunk. like suddenly he’s carrying my shit, holding my money & grabbing me the things i demand

good. now i can cross “make jokes online” off of my list for today.

thanks to john lennon dying anniversary to remind me who the beatles men r in my life 🤢

since i was both twee and a contrarian in 2009 i will forever out random you. you will never out quirk me

donating my body to science tonight hope that’s ok

ethical quandary alert: to make a new book club or to join a preexisting one? lead and wear the pressure, or sit back & answer the meeting time poll