Dare you enter THE FORBIDDEN LAWN?!?

At the stage of #ldconf - holiday where I’m losing track of what the day is- there’s still a fortnight of this to go!

Swiss now legit scared they did a "My Lovely Horse" entry but might actually win somehow.

The Ukrainian Jury:

SLAVI UKRANI #eurovision

Graham sounds sadder about the non-appearance of Celine Dion than he was at the destruction of Earth earlier this evening. #Eurovision

If you don’t have one, just make it up.. no one will know #traditionalinstrument #eurovision

FINALLY the songs are over so we can get on with the actual fun bit of European capitals, voting, and spreadsheets.

Single shotting a single song isn’t anything compared to single shotting Adolescene, or even Mon welcoming people to the wedding, Graham #eurovision

I like these naked water sprites. They have beautiful harmonies and they look/sound like they steal the souls of men after luring them into bogs. #eurovision

The year of the witch was last year, Latvia… #eurovision

Popped BBC news on after checking in - A)why is Trump announcing the award of a fighter contract in the Oval? B) why is the general talking about the options it gives the President not the US Military? C) why was the first question ‘who killed JFK? Why were all the news channels taking this live?

There’s 20 minutes of the ep to go, Claudia, so I suspect they’re not going to let it go… #theTraitors

#uksnow B31 4/10

Happy New Year!