“You know what? I think I might call Wyatt.”

Nosferatu Miller is NOT A LAWYER. Ridiculous that he thinks he can effectively opine on Constitutional Law questions and inherent powers of Federal Judges.

The worm, emphasis on worm, has turned it seems.

Almost couldn’t get back in cause I replaced my phone and forgot my PW. Bluesky had my back thought and we made it

“Power to the people!”

“Fighting tyrants is sexy”

“If Jan buys Versace it’ll be like when Karl was at Chanel! Iconic!”

“Fucking cowards.”

“Anyone else think Jan should buy Versace?”

“It’s Friday and it’s beautiful outside, time for a sunshine break”

“Happy Pi day, gang!”

“Over on Musk’s site, feels bad man.”

“This feels less like supporting a totalitarian regime.”

"WOW! My First Post! I better make it good! Uhhh...Ummm... Kumquats! Yeah!" ⭕#DCRP ⭕18+ (Lewd in DMs only) ⭕Lookin' for serious RPs and Banter ⭕Ships with Chem ⭕ Completely Insane (duh) ⭕Loves to Annoy!

“Plas! You made it!”

“Daisy is me!!!”

“I know a guy, you kinda remind me of him. He is also a traumatized stick-in-the-mud. Not as cute as you are though.”

ᅠ 𝑜ᴅɪɴ𝑠𝑜ɴ . ⊱ 𝗚𝝤𝖣 𝝤𝗙 ꔋ𝘏ꓴ𝖭𝖣𝗘𝙍 . ⊱"⧢ₕₒₛₒₑᵥₑᵣ ₕₒₗ𑀘ₛ ₜₕᵢₛ ₕₐₘₘₑᵣ, ᵢ𝔣 ₕₑ ᵦₑ ⧢ₒᵣₜₕᵧ, ₛₕₐₗₗ ₚₒₛₛₑₛₛ ₜₕₑ ₚₒ⧢ₑᵣ ₒ𝔣 ₜₕₒᵣ" — ⊱ 𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐋𝐘 𝐖𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐄𝐑 ———————¤

“Oh, gosh, if it isn’t Mr. Tall, Dark, and Broody, himself. Hiya, Bats, is that your final answer?”

“Hey, gang, do you like horror? What’s your deepest darkest horror hot-take?”

“I’m a lawyer not a scientist!”

“This is so badass.”

“Goyer thought I was there for my cousin to ‘smash’ in an even less legal manner. He’s gross. You, however, have a silver-tongue.”

“I tell all the trees near my apartment good morning in the spring and good night in the fall!”

“You, uh, talk to a lot of Christmas trees? Is the kaiju in the room with us now?” She winks to share the good-natured joke.

“I bet you say that to all the seven foot tall jade giantesses.”

ㅤ ㅤ D̳o̳c̳t̳o̳r̳ ̳W̳h̳o̳?̳ a wandering exile. ㅤ

“That’s not an issue, I’m more than extroverted enough for the both of us.”

“She’s a doll. And I didn’t realise the familial connection, apologies.”

“My cousin is basically my Idiot brother. I’m Jen, by the way, you’re friends with a friend of mine, I believe.”

“Crossfire, crossfire, gotta win it in the crossfire,” sings the glamazon briefly, “I remember that one too. They definitely marketed it as a boys game back then.”

“I /think/ they did a remake but it wasn’t as good, just like Fireball Island, now /that/ really was fun for the whole family.”

“It’s from when I was a little girl, fifth grade I think? Around there, late elementary and I loved it! It was so ridiculous but so fun and my poor parents played it over and over with me”

“Sorry try again later”

“Late to the party, as usual, because I have two full time jobs and a social life, but holy hell, Mouthwashing was ROUGH, but so good.”

“It’s like the entire world is determined to drive me crazy. You know… you won’t like /me/ when I’m angry either.”

“Sooo, is it cool with y’all if we go back to ‘innocent until proven guilty’ and leaving the burden of proof on the accuser? Cause, legally, I can’t /not/ do that and just, well, they’re literally the lynch pin and base of our entire justice system and possibly the only part we have correct.”

“Depends on which kid. Only one of them is actually a bad kid. Well mebbe two but we can’t be sure. I mean two of them are actually pretty great.”

“I don’t think my cousin had a single child that hasn’t tried to kill me. Even the ones I like,” the glamazon laughs and extends her hand, “Jen, or Shulkie, but I imagine you knew that.”

"The cold never bothered me anyway."

“My cousin is… complicated. Great kids though, well, most of them.”

“My family is cooler than your family. I said what I said.”

“He’s cute!”

“Can’t believe I’m gonna say this, but, cut him some slack, Creed, he’s with me.”

“Wait was I supposed to have these fancy pictures and carrds and such? Nobody told me!”

“Real life footage of me going for coffee this morning.”