5001 years old. new year, new me.

oh, no! oh, no no no. oh, no no no no no no no, you misunderstand, this is your half.

i'll fill it in for you to save some time. ●●●●● || Attractiveness.  ●●●●● || Interest.  ●●●●● || Affection.  ●●●●● || Trust.

science is a tool we use to have fun.

it's the mathematical symbol for eternity.

exaggerating a little, maybe...

SNATCHING IT— wow! this is so good! my hands don't quite look like that & my hair is blonde, not orange, but you've done my snout excellently! gold star! oop, only got silver left. just pretend.

i die ALL the time.

she leans on a silver cane these days, the handle tipped with a curl that could be a question mark. style points out of this world, literally.

of course *really* the toaster is unplugged & my screwdriver is waterproof. no shock— AAAAAGH! no shock.

i never pushed anyone into acid. 👍

feel free to take a dip though, it should be nice & hot.

don't worry, electronics can't drown! these are inanimate objects. don't you know anything?

good idea! in they go! two birds, one stone, lots of bubbles.

i dropped my sonic screwdriver in the toaster again.

imagine me having kids 🤢🤢🤢

hmmm no! that can't be right.

what is that incessant high-pitched squeaking sound that seems to be following me wherever i go

let me in i'm a doctor.

WHAT ELSE WOULD YOU DO WITH IT?

oh you can just turn it off.

HERE TAKE THIS WELDING MASK

CUT!! CUUUT!!!!

MY POWERPOINT!

DON'T LOOK AT THE LIGHTS! DON'T FOLLOW THE LIGHTS!

YOU CAN'T PROMOTE DRUG USE ON MY TARDIS NOW I HAVE TO DO THE WHOLE PRESENTATION!!!

i was stuck in the 70s and/or 80s for a hot minute and needed to blend in?

AAAAAAAA DISCO MANIFEST!!!

AAAAA IT'S STUCK IN DISCO MODE!!!!

( already eating it with her hands. ) what are utensils

HOWDEE PARDNER

haha no, that's the one in star trek.

she could solo a predator easy. no problem. don't even need to prove it.

striking THIS pose any time she can't explain something & holding it until it goes away

behold the powers of time travel.

yes, of course i want a cake, what a ridiculous question. do you have carrot?

hungry.

we're all sentient goop at the end of the day. not me though, i'm built different.

kit am i hella old what is hella...?

yes but i'm an outlier, you can't count me, also i look like i'm twelve.

no that's pretty old.

just gonna hit 'em with the ol' venusian razzle dazzle

ooh don't mind if i do— BLERGK!!

something to aspire to?

lost. 👍