I grew up in Ayrshire and could see Ailsa Craig from my bedroom. I knew it was a special place, but hadn't realised just how special

Why does this have the same energy as Harry in the harness for SNL?

Can't believe the chaos gremlin turns 25 today (shhhh, I merely look). This dirty old woman is gonna be busy with work, groceries and taking youngest to his psych appointment. And respectfully looking at Mr Williams... 🤭

I don't ever want this problem to ever go away

And back again today, with Scouts in the evening. Gonna sleep well tonight!

Off to Sydney with the youngest, we're seeing Cavetown. But first the train journey. Which would be so much better if Transport NSW put wifi on them

If you saw this, it wasn't me 🤭🤫 drive.google.com/drive/folder...

Classic perimenopausal crap night's sleep. 😬 Thankfully today was a day I could go back to bed for a few hours.

Because we need the utter silliness of Land Leopard in our lives. Been a mad busy day today, now chilling, listening to the rain

Massive thunderstorm and downpour overnight. Still damp around these parts, meaning a lazy sofa day reading and catching up on life admin

Going into the weekend like this. Mostly happy but a bit snarly and feeling a need to be silly Work this afternoon in heat and building humidity, plus some necessary life admin 😭😬 And then getting sucked into the Winter Olympics and the men's 6 nations. The sport hiatus was brief 🤣

Trying to work under these conditions (new music, interviews, slo-mo HR videos) is difficult. 🤭 Back to being hot and windy here. And yet, rugby season is almost upon us! Going to make a banana and almond butter cake, as the bananas have ripened too fast. Who wants a slice?

One of my Favorites: The Brat Diaries by Sorn_Alba ( @cbrbluegreengirl.bsky.social ) Harry is a brat, Louis adores his boyfriend but has to tame his brat tendencies. Many and varied adventures ensue. archiveofourown.org/works/58420624 #LarryStylinson #fanfic #larryfic #larry #ficrec

There is a video on another site (not the nazi one) of a Heated Rivalry scene in slo-mo. I've lost count of how many times I've watched it 🙈

Faster than Hollander in 1221. What?

8.30 housecall. So sleepy. As I have no other calls until late afternoon, I'm going back to bed when I get home

🎶it's best you know what you don't🎶 Heard it playing in the supermarket and had to forcibly stop myself from dancing

Feeling a bit blue today. Hoping it sods off

Silliness because today has been tough, the world is a shit show and we need humour more than ever

Babygirl! I hope he can spend the rest of his birthday being spoilt rotten (gc version of this not quite so well behaved 🤭)

Husband had a coughing fit at 3am, the eldest woke at 5.30 to get a bus to Sydney and the youngest started rattling around in the kitchen at 6ish. Safe to say I am a sleepy person today.

Watching 2 episodes while doing other tasks meant I sewed on all the badges on my leader shirt, applied for a job and started making the invite for son's 21st. While giggling and kicking my feet at how gone they are for each other Now for episode 3 and booking travel for the Conan Gray concert

It's the 1st of February in Australia. Happy birthday to this gorgeous, kind, sweet, talented man. I hope he has the best time

I need to know if @marinou42.bsky.social is still alive! Cos I'm struggling with stills from yesterday

High of 41 today. Housecalls before lunchtime and then hiding away because YUCK. At least I can then catch up on all the Louis news and interviews I've been saving 😁

Coming soon for the BHFF - a tale where H texts the wrong person, but gets the right result. A smutty meet-cute of sorts 😁

Some handy hints on doing a tiny bit less this year Chaos! Disaster! Even if it’s not your fault, whatever you’ve been doing up until now hasn’t worked has it — First Dog on the Moon www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

40 degrees today. I have some housecalls this morning and meeting a friend for lunch and then I will be hiding at home in my thin baggy dress I bought in Spain trying to cool down. At least 4 more days like this before it drops below 35. 😭

Five jobs I've had: Lab technician Patent examiner Survey interviewer Board secretary Online trainer/teacher

My brain oscillates between cuteness aggression and rampant feralness. Are the hot flushes menopausal or...

Bon dia! I will not be wearing a coat, even if it is going to be 7 degrees cooler than yesterday. 'Only' 35 today... A day of housecalls and a Scout Leaders dinner, and trying to stay cool

Happy 28th to those who celebrate🤭

Going to be 42 degrees by lunchtime. 😭 A day of hiding inside with the cooling on while catching up on paperwork, leaving water out for the birds, and hoping we don't get any fires close by.

Tickets secured!!! 🎉

For those of you joining me in the ticket madness today, stretch, hydrate, have snacks. And good luck!

all three bonus tracks from the digital deluxe for you all 🫶 we.tl/t-lGcSJIEKiu

I will NOT be leaving the house on Wednesday 😬

Is it possible to get pregnant via soundwaves? Asking for a friend... vt.tiktok.com/ZSaPkwmAb/

youtu.be/RPmDLR_M50M?... Morning. ☕️

It's a public holiday in Australia. One that should not be held on this date. I will NOT be off celebrating. I'll stay home and remember that this land was already settled and had traded with many nations when the British sent their poor here to avoid bloody revolution

T'was a most pleasant evening of haggis, whisky and poetry. And catching up with people I haven't seen in ages 🤗 Mucho left overs for tomorrow

As the world turns to custard, I think I will focus on fun things. Like hosting a Burns Supper tonight. Haggis, poetry and whisky with friends. The 39 degree weather may mean imbibing longer, cooler drinks too😁

It will be important in future years when people try to retcon what they did during this time to ensure every single person who was in ICE is treated like scum for the rest of their lives.

One of my Favorites: Berlin Boys - 3 part series by Sorn_Alba (@cbrbluegreengirl.bsky.social) Famous Harry meets non-famous Louis at a gay club then goes back to L's flat where L doms him (check the tags on each!) archiveofourown.org/series/4872724 #LarryStylinson #fanfic #larryfic #ficrec #larry

Helen deserves all the awards. Putting Louis in all black, with leather??? 🔥 Also, that middle one he looks like the girl in the cafe saying 'girl' to Kip 🤭

Morning. Some member of the public offered 8.30am as an appointment time, so here I am, up at sparrow's fart on a Saturday 😭 Three appointments and a Costco run today before checking out the new pub. Have thoughts about the Aperture video. Combined with the lyrics, it's fascinating.

🗣🗣🗣🎶Are you coming back to mine Or am I running out of time? Singing from the bottom of my heart to the top of my lungs Don't jump the gun Don't jump the gun Don't jump the gun🎶🗣🗣🗣

The Observer then going into The Answer. omfg Louis, are you trying to kill me?

I NEED to see how this jacket looks with the buckle done up cos it's tickling my brain. If I saw Louis in I that way I think I'd explode

I can’t 😂😂 he’s so funny