Got a new swimsuit

I’m not convinced 🤔

Kiss me right here

In today’s French lesson, we’ll be talking about « cochon/cochonne ». In fact, not only is it the literal term for « pig », but it also means rich in the context of food, and pervy in the context of s*x. Basically all of the yums 😏

imagine if you didn’t have to check your phone… because you were with me instead

Bon Festival de jazz everyone! 🎶

Winnipeg: Wanna cuddle? Tues July 21st - Sat July 25th 💟

Bonne St. Jean les amant.e.s! 💙🤍 Today’s a fabulous day to spoil your francophone lovers whose accent you find so charming ⚜️

Get ready Winnipeg… we’re coming for you 💃🏼💃🏼

Will umbrella hats ever be considered cool? Asking for a friend…

Go out and tip your fave Black creators and lovers today/everyday ✨

How you’ll find me this evening

It’s officially sundress and no bra season 😏☀️

When you’re all done work by 9.30am on a Sunday 😇

Oh my, I have a feeling downtown Toronto will be fire tonight! You know I’ll be out celebrating ⚽️

In my Italo-disco era 🪩

Get ready Toronto, because @vedasloan.bsky.social and I will be painting the town red in a few days 💃🏻💃🏼

Giving “Bare Minimum Monday” a whole new meaning

Out of the office this week 🥂 Don’t have too much fun on here without me…

Toronto, I’m all yours June 11-13th 🏙️ Should we schedule a meeting at my hotel room?

Soooo PSG or Arsenal? ⚽️

Some dreamy French pop for your drive home today ✨ m.youtube.com/watch?v=uW1D...

Montreal bikers: make sure you breathe through your nose today cause it’s bug-a-licious out there 😅

I always love the book selection at museum gift shops 😆

Coming soon to a hotel near you 💘 Sign up for my newsletter at the bottom of my website to see if your city is on my summer travel list!

Marry me Slafkovský 😍

Already feeling the traffic for the F1 😅 Sorry, but I’m running away to the country this weekend!

How about a little nudité to celebrate making it to the EC Finals 🖤

I must say, the second best place to watch the game has got to be the projector suite at the W: the walk-in tub is waiting for us, whatever the score is 😏

Visiting this babe in Toronto in June! Some might say it’s the perfect excuse to treat yourself to a duo « sans pareil » 💃🏻💃🏼

To all my colleagues who are mothers, sending you extra flowers today 💐

Bon vindredi! Kicking off the weekend with a juicy red and pretending we’re on a sunny terrasse together 🍷🍷

Tidbit Tuesday: I was a swimmer in my youth and trained as a lifeguard. CPR, anyone?

Tonight is the night! ✨🥅

Go Habs Go! We’ve got this 🏒

Omg the last champagne embroidered sets at Fleur du Mal are in my size and on sale… This a sign from the universe that I need one, right? ✨

It’s an absolute perfect day to go out for a drive, open up the sunroof and belt out “Dancing in the Dark” (yes that was me on the 20 this morning 😁)

The best Newfoundland souvenir ever imo 🍻

So, I officially made it as an honorary Newfie 😍

This could be me and you 🎷

Call me basic, but I’m having a beer with fish & chips for my first meal out East!

Hope everyone had a lovely Masters weekend! ⛳️ PS - I still suck at golf

Hey watch lovers: any thoughts on the Cartier Tank? I’m also considering the B&M Hampton 10740 or the J-L Reverso…

Would you like me to assign someone to butter your muffin?

Have you ever met an angel before? Lucky Halifax is getting the chance to meet two next week! @norabordeleau.bsky.social and I can’t wait to see you there from the 14th to the 18th 🪽🪽

If anyone happens to be travelling through Berlin on their way to Montreal, if you can pick up Frau Tonis’ “No. 30 Thé Arabique” for me, I will truly be the happiest girl in the world 😇

🚨EXTRA EXTRA 🚨 This missus is extending her East Coast visit to St. John’s, Newfoundland April 18-21st. Get on it b’y!

Did you know that in French, April Fool’s Day translates to « April fish day »? 🐟 Although I’m not so much into pranks, I do love a good dad joke, especially a bilingual one! Peux-tu le trouver?

It’s Trans Day of Visibility, and you should be generously tipping trans SWers today—and every day! I understand it may be overwhelming because there are sooo many trans hotties blessing us with their grace and beauty, but you just have to start. Now 💋

Wow Toronto - merci for the whirlwind visit 😍 And thank you @norabordeleau.bsky.social for turning me into a extra dirty (martini) gal 🍸