Everytime I try and plan my Asia trip I get overwhelmed and close my computer 😅 may just have to wing it!

I accepted a new corp job but am already regretting it lol. I’m going to give it two months 😅

The cutie at the counter 🍸

Despite not having any of my own, I think tattoos on men (and women) are absurdly hot

Love how my friends never bat an eye seeing me scroll through my camera roll and pass 100s of booty pics ♥️

Good morning! Yesterday I found out I slept with my client’s best friend’s son (recreationally) 😅

Love discovering FL hidden gems with you 🥩🍷

Sweet petite treat 🍒

Haven’t had a threesome in so long 💔💔💔💔

Safety first (get tested folks) ✅👍

Everyday that I’m in South Florida I hear people say things that would get you shanked if you said them in NYC or Boston

I’ve never been to a rodeo and I’m in Austin during Rodeo Austin 🤠 do with this information what you will

When he funds your wanderlust 😘❤️🌏

I’ve been getting my Vitamin D

Reading The Atlantic while riding the train in Florida feels so subversive

My (female) friend is a personal trainer and her (female) client started paying her to go out for lunch and shopping together 👀

My date tomorrow is sexy (I hope he reads this)

The block button is a beautiful invention (and I use it liberally)

sometimes i feel like companionship was designed for my brain, it fits my sensibilities so well. the mix of structure + adventure, the freedom/autonomy to make my own schedule/decisions, the ability to care for ppl in such a tangible way. the space to connect deeeep past superficiality. i love it.

R&R

I’m a sucker for older men with boyish smiles

I just realized I’m going to be away from home for 8 straight weeks and I’m now panicking about how to pack. I am always getting ahead of myself 🥹

The smartest girls I know are all very freaky in bed

Simple dress for dinner 💜🤍

It’s one thing to read about layoffs in the headlines but another to see them happening to your friends and their partners 💔 it’s a tough economy right now and a lot of people are feeling destabilized and anxious about the future

I love how Asian people can just ask each other “what kind of Asian are you” within a few minutes of meeting

I started watching Love Story and I know they tried to make Daryl Hannah look annoying but I just wanted to be friends with her. I like her vibe

The best part of going to workout classes during unemployed hours is making friends with the housewives and other girls with mysterious sources of income

Pulled the trigger and booked a month long trip to Asia 😋 wish I could stay even longer but I unfortunately have big girl things to do

When you say Sure, Jan and he doesn’t get it 💔💔

He knows how to make a great first impression 😋

Met a new friend today and he brought me cookies, a card saying Happy Retirement (from Teams), and a balloon 🥹❤️

The Winner Takes It All 🩷🤍

DO NOT go to hot yoga the day after drinking. I was fighting for my life in heated vinyasa today after one too many espresso martinis last night. I didn’t see God but I heard him talking to me!

It’s officially sundress and no bra season 😏☀️

Just sent out my March newsletter with reflections on work and spring travel plans ✈️♥️

Deleting the Teams app today was one of the most intense joys I’ve ever experienced

The fact that South Florida only has two CorePower locations is kind of baffling. All the baddies I know adore hot yoga (speaking as a baddie who adores hot yoga)

Visiting Austin March 24-26 🤠🎸

Do you think they were looking from the street? 🖤

I need to not go anywhere cold for a long time, I almost lost my new Moncler jacket twice on this Boston trip and I’m taking it as a sign I’m supposed to stay in warm weather regions

Cooking up my first ever trip to South America this spring 🥰❤️

Trying to engage with a companion on her personal social media is completely violating and will result in being blocked. I unfortunately just had to fire a client for repeatedly viewing my LinkedIn profile (and searching for it). Any details we share with clients are shared in trust and confidence…

Finally made it to Boston after a 12 hour flight delay 😅

A man at the airport was staring at me for a long time so I asked do I know you??? He said no. So I asked do you know me???

Why is it that whenever I want to watch a new movie while I’m in flight there happen to be a million sex scenes

Seated next to a very well dressed older woman on my flight who’s been doing crosswords for the last hour. I see my future and it is bright

Babe on the balcony

I actually do have a work crush and I finally got to talk to him at happy hour tonight but when I asked him what he does for fun, he said he hangs out with his friends from church 💔

I honestly believe you are the sexiest person to walk the Earth! The time I spent with you was not enough