Not me actively seeking the most load-bearing jar for maximum damage

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Reminder.

Look, I love The Lord of the Rings, and Colbert is basically *the* living Tolkien historian. The concept even covers elements of the book skipped by the film adaptation. But not everything needs to be a franchise with endless profit potential. Cast it into the fire.

what the hell happened in that last TADC episode?

I'm so tired and angry

I'm going back in time and stopping Oleg Losev from developing the LED.

Listen, I have nothing but respect for an actor's skill, but if y'all could spare some of that praise with the animation crew when talking about a solid performance in animation, that'd be great. There's a lot of people involved that bring those scenes to life! They deserve some love too!

Chuck Norris was a far-right homophobic racist and good buddies with Netanyahu. The jokes weren't that funny, I promise you.

Chuck Norris can get fucked. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_N... He supported banning marriage equality and the far right. The vibes are rancid.

May everyone involved in this disgusting decision never find that rock in their shoe. I hope your pizza is always too hot to eat safely. Your pillows shall never be cold again. I pray your pant legs never feel long enough for the rest of your days.

Ignoring the "you're wrong! It's actually exactly what you thought it was" for a second: Have you considered that people didn't understand it because you did a terrible job explaining it, Jensen? Assumptions were made based on how your company presented it.

Not to add to the discourse, but 2025 was an amazing year for movies and I do not envy the members of the Academy having to decide which was "best".

Audience member: [faints] Trump:

I'm Matt Berry, and welcome to the ACHKADUHMEE AWAAAAAAHDZZZZUH

Reign of Fire animated series. Each episode follows different battalions or survivors against the dragons, a la Love, Death & Robots.

That Mario sequel looks like it has a ton of fun sequences for the animation team to work on. Illumination's lighting team is also just top notch.

Get their ass, Mario. About to be the wahoonited states of mamma-mirica

So when It™ finally happens, which app is gonna send the push notification first? My money’s on LinkedIn.

Pixar going 2 for 2 hiring actors from respected AMC dramas and just modelling the character as the actor in the aesthetic of the project

This is very bad. Handing CNN to Bari Weiss/David Ellison is very, very bad.

OK, but genuinely, I do not understand how WB can even pretend this is a serious offer. Paramount-Skydance does not have the liquid to make this deal a reality without serious outside help.

Look, I'm happy for Michael and Zach, but I do worry about the people who made the show on the day-to-day and if they had any contracted work suddenly cancelled.

1. The New York Times, unsurprisingly, has released yet another hit piece on transgender people. This time, it comes from Jesse Singal. I fact check it in my latest piece. End your NYT subscription, and put it towards people doing good work on the issue. Subscribe to support our journalism.

Artists, quote with something silly!

SONY HIRE ME I NEED TO WORK ON THIS FOR THE CULTURE

yeah I get it, ipad kids can be annoying, but "we must force our old-fashioned way of life on the youth" is a weird direction for these characters, ESPECIALLY with Tim Allen reprising. Also the queerphobic jokes surrounding the poncho. What happened, man?

I had to be physically held down by a friend in Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. I was so angry at creative decisions, I tried to leave half-way in. However, they were enjoying the movie and I was their ride home.

"Is there a technology the left is excited about?" Yes.

scrappy slashers 🍿🔪 #fakemon #faketober

Fraser. Weisz. Radio Silence.

time to be loud about this terrible decision. discord.com/company-info...

Feels awesome having our entire lives dictated by people extremely proud they stopped learning in 7th grade.

Breaking up with Adobe

Reminder here’s some adobe alternatives, Because FUCK ADOBE….

Hard to put into words the level of impact Catherine O'Hara had across her incredible career. Some defining moments in comedy. A huge loss. Rest well.

Genuinely just watch the movies/tv shows this so blatantly leeched off of. Aranofsky should be ostracized from the industry for this.

Happy to know he finds fucking over the citizens of the country he claims to run, and the world, "boring". Feels awesome.

If you see this, post a fictional character you want to be. Perfect angel and never did anything wrong

Nintendo: "Satanic imagery is, of course, strictly forbidden. As such, the role of Malevola will be portrayed by Waluigi." Waluigi: "I AM A LOT OF PEOPLE'S FETISH WAAAAAH"

they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.

Eating it is decidedly a much better form of artistic expression than whatever the hell genAI is churning out.