i can’t stop saying, “his wee little bewts” time to watch shrek 2 again

hey, so the holiday coca cola is literally vanilla coke. we ride at dawn.

when is it my turn to have good luck? 🙂

went to the gym and was told I looked hungover af

just a schweaty boi 🥺

god I can’t stop stimming today

it was finally cool enough to wear a sweatshirt (with shorts)

we’ve been trying to get bigger bois

it’s almost that time of year where I catch up on old seasons of the Real Housewives

i went to cuddle him and that man is roasting at 425° for 30 min

I just saw a different POV of Jason Kelce in the speedo reveal. I’m unwell.

yall I need my back cracked, I’m feeble rn

I can’t stop listening to fame is a gun

headphones aren’t enough, I need this song up my ass

happy pride month, say it back 👊

overstimulated and having to work

dropped my phone in the shower trying to change the song, god forbid a white boy catch a vibe

my gym crush is here, how do I dissolve into the abyss?

I’m so hungry but nothing sounds good

why is cleaning out a camera roll the most difficult chore

I had 4 people ask to sniff my cologne last night, I never felt so hyped in my life

just ate a two pound burrito at 1:30am

good thing i reapplied deodorant ♨️

im just curious, does anyone actually like pasta salad?

stepping off the stair master makes me feel bodaciousss

atp i’m shitting in my laptop and sending it back to my work idc

need a sugar daddy to take care of my student loans 🫰💖

preparing to crash out 🤭

it's 68° and there's a 30% chance that it's already raining

Justkilled Dapope Vance

gym crush just arrived, time to change personalities.

yes I suck it w a bendy straw

I wish I could control what my Vyvanse decides to fixate on

one thing is for certain — my taint is gonna eat tf out 5” inseam shorts.

playing “double double this this, double double that that” with a random man at the bar >>>>

26 🎂

yall, my dad just texted me happy birthday… it’s tomorrow.

what is y’all’s stim this week?

my bf booked me a middle seat for my bday 🎉

they really put some production into this in-flight safety video. boooots 🤏

take me back to god’s country

why did my bf just send me this?? 💀💀💀 @gurtish.bsky.social

this is my 🚩🚩🚩

recruiter reached out to me and then never called at the time he scheduled

bloomfie sent me a video and he’s so ungodly hot — I love sodomy.

“we’re the same height!” okay why can i see the top of your head 🥴

objects in mirror are gayer than they appear ヽ(•‿•)ノ

boss pinged me for a meeting while i was cranking it