i actually agree with most of them too.

I really can’t stop thinking about german chocolate cake

popped a collar and my pu**y

slammed my funny bone while on a call. spent the rest of the call trying not to do the laugh/cry combo

somehow my bf requires 4 pillows to sleep, but none are for his head

talk about Sunday scaries

they reopened the jet bridge for me, please clap

watching hockey fight compilations. I’ve never felt so tied to my culture.

Hillary Duff is at large from the Khia Asylum

my nipples have been hard since Monday

sleeping in the middle so there’s someone to cuddle when I flip

STOP MAKING ME LOOK AT RFK AND KID ROCK!!!!!

really wish that I enjoyed running

my gym crush and I were alone in the gym 🤭

ordered a couple speedos and they sent two pairs of briefs and an extra speedo as a gift

the amount of space that Tate takes up in my brain is insane

just want some fat tits tbh

why is shopping for a speedo stressful?

got fancy the other night

telling myself I need a new hairstyle only to get the same thing again

so ready for the release of sugar free oreos

someone said I’m starting to take up space, but as a compliment

bring me a butt rn

all I want to do is snack

merry christmas 🎁

the lady at chipotle just made my kitten purr.

snap seemed to like this one ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

moved to a new place during the week of thanksgiving and I feel like I aged 20 years

i can’t stop saying, “his wee little bewts” time to watch shrek 2 again

hey, so the holiday coca cola is literally vanilla coke. we ride at dawn.

when is it my turn to have good luck? 🙂

went to the gym and was told I looked hungover af

just a schweaty boi 🥺

god I can’t stop stimming today

it was finally cool enough to wear a sweatshirt (with shorts)

we’ve been trying to get bigger bois

it’s almost that time of year where I catch up on old seasons of the Real Housewives

i went to cuddle him and that man is roasting at 425° for 30 min

I just saw a different POV of Jason Kelce in the speedo reveal. I’m unwell.

yall I need my back cracked, I’m feeble rn

I can’t stop listening to fame is a gun

headphones aren’t enough, I need this song up my ass

happy pride month, say it back 👊

overstimulated and having to work

dropped my phone in the shower trying to change the song, god forbid a white boy catch a vibe

my gym crush is here, how do I dissolve into the abyss?

I’m so hungry but nothing sounds good

why is cleaning out a camera roll the most difficult chore

I had 4 people ask to sniff my cologne last night, I never felt so hyped in my life