There must have been a curious Eridian in my sunroom in a spacesuit.

Gotta send out some promo books this week...

The audiobook dropped today!!

All three eBooks for OVR World Online should now be available on Bookshop.org thanks Draft2Digital for making that so easy.

The complete #fantasybookseries Game of Gods is now on #Kindlebooks and #Audible! In a world reshaped by bored gods, a man and his dog face ancient monsters. Half the world's population is gone, and the Game of Gods has begun! 𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐈𝐓 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄: https://www.rfr.bz/bc30214

A sneak peek for the audiobook of my next LitRPG adventure, Paladins of Power: Oaths Sworn is up now! youtu.be/yZmM67bQTvw

Alright book dragons! My new LitRPG series is out now! Free with Kindle Unlimited for a limited run. Think grown up Power Rangers with a LitRPG System and Codex Alera like elemental powers. Audiobook drops 3/31 www.amazon.com/dp/B0GP16GH48

Happy International Women's Day to all who identify as such. Unsurprisingly, the patriarchy arranged for it to be only 23 hours long

The first Paladins of Power book, Oaths Sworn, is up for pre-order on Amazon and Audible! Amazon Pre-Sale (eBook): www.amazon.com/dp/B0GP16GH48 Audible Pre-Sale (Release 3/31): www.audible.com/pd/Paladins-...

Audible pre-order for Paladins of Power just went live! LET'S GO! www.audible.com/pd/B0GQJPQQJN

My only complaint about Starfleet Academy is that there are too many damn uniform styles in the 32nd century.

The eBook pre-order for Paladins of Power is up! Release date of 3/10! www.amazon.com/dp/B0GP16GH48

My first printed proofs of Paladins of Power arrived! Ahhhhhhh!

The 2A crowd showing over and over again that it was never about guns, and only about power and privilege for the side they agree with.

Curses....I think I need to finally clean my desk area today.

I still can't believe how many of us grew up watching the same movies, reading the same books, loving the same characters, and still decided to be the bad guys. youtu.be/aSvh0FfcMSI?...

During the shut down and the freeze on SNAP, a friend of mine started trying to set up a free community fridge. And it's been an uphill battle, but he's nearly there, and just because the government reopened (for now) doesn't mean the need isn't there. The GQP slashed SNAP. gofund.me/f3f94bef5

Final cover art for my next book, Paladins of Power came in yesterday. #Squee

@repauchincloss.bsky.social are you opposed to Mass Save? To Mass Health? Do you support the privatization of police and fire departments? Do you oppose free school lunches in Massachusetts? I think it's important that we know which socially funded programs you consider a horror.

While continuing to be a perpetual disappointment, my "Democratic" Congressional representative, Jake Auchincloss @repauchincloss.bsky.social (Yuckincloss), joined with Republicans yesterday on a "resolution condemning the horrors of socialism".

When I say we're doing shots in my house....

Pretty sure Senate Dems have a humiliation kink, and that's fine, no shame for that, but don't bring it to work. In case I wasn't clear, y'all are a fucking disappointment.

I just uploaded the completed audiobook script for Paladins of Power Book 1 to Podium Entertainment! And the last chapter just got posted to RoyalRoad today!!! www.royalroad.com/fiction/1316...

Paladins of Power picked up its first review today on Royal Road. Suffice to say, I'm very pleased with it. www.royalroad.com/fiction/131617

After everything that happened, did Sam ever check to see if Jess went upstairs or downstairs? Because she was killed by a demon and all...

@edmarkey.bsky.social @warren.senate.gov Hold strong! This is what Massachusetts sends you to DC for.

The first 5 chapters of my new LitRPG, Paladins of Power, are up on Royal Road. This week, I'm posting a chapter a day just to build up some steam. Think Power Rangers meets The System Apocalypse, with a dash of horror. Get me to Book 2 and I promise giant mechs. www.royalroad.com/fiction/1316...

The first three chapters of my new series, Paladins of Power, just went live on Royal Road. www.royalroad.com/fiction/1316... New Chapters on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Think Power Rangers meets LitRPG, with a dash of cosmic horror.

So, I've been trying to limit the role that Amazon plays in my life this year. As such, I've removed all three of my novels from Kindle Unlimited and taken them into wide distribution. You can now find Zee, his friends, and their crazy adventures on nearly all major eBook platforms!

It's ALIVE! I've hit the road and left Kindle Unlimited's exclusivity to start making my books available just about EVERYWHERE eBooks are sold as of yesterday, 5/13! If you're still looking for a KU-type experience, you can read me for free with KOBO Plus #LitRPG #LitRPGBooks #ebooks

Clinic Escort day. The pray squad showed up with 4 this fine day. I could actually hear them praying up on the street....until I started playing AC/DC, Black Sabbath, and Van Halen on my phone. 😈

Today, I got all my ebook files prepared for the transition to KOBO. A couple of weeks and I'll be off Kindle Unlimited.

@gary-bennett.com Chapter 6 of War of Noobs....you should check it out... I'm pretty sure Ryan Rimmel is trying to kill his narrator Johnathan McClain... By comparison, getting you to say "Suckhawks" seems kind...

My latest audiobook for Zee Hits Back hit Audible last Wednesday. I'm aking up to my first audiobook reviews this morning to find some triggered morons that missed the message in the first two books. And couldn't be happier with the reception.

So, each Wednesday I'm a clinic escort for a local women's health clinic. Our most persistent forced birth protestors have this sign with a phone number on it. It sure would be a shame if a bunch of random Internet people decided to blow up their phone until it wasn't worth answering... Just saying

I live in perpetual anticipation and terror of the day I see one of my covers on someone's LitRPG tier list on Reddit...

@penguinbooksusa.bsky.social do you have an email address where I can report a work that's infringing on Eric Carle's IP?

All of this. @edmarkey.bsky.social @warren.senate.gov and you too Jake Auchincloss (you worthless stuffed shirt). Take the fucking gloves off already. www.wonkette.com/p/an-open-le...

Every regressive GOP asshole in Congress should forever be referred to as a beta soy-boy cuck for giving away their power to the Executive Branch and his CEO puppet master. #itsacoup

@benjaminahr.mobi @greatesttrek.bsky.social Look what I found on a gif search, was this you guys? Or just some random FoD?

When I'm wondering how we ended up here, I have to remind myself that exactly half the population is of below average intelligence. And way less than half the population voted.

#NowRecording!! Hey @justinmonroe.bsky.social, it's finally happening!! I'm so thrilled to be back in the booth with Zee and the gang for Book 3 of the OVR World Online series!! Coming soon from Podium Entertainment!!

Ow! My back!

UGH! YouTube Shorts is so lame! Like watching reruns on TV.

My phone is now Meta Free. I didn't delete my accounts for a variety of reasons, but having to go to my laptop and open a web browser will drastically reduce the traffic I'm giving Fuckerberg and probably overall be beneficial to my mental health.

I've received several inquiries about Zee Hits Back's audiobook. I've been told that Gary is scheduled to begin recording soon, and Podium says they're anticipating a mid-April release. Nothing is certain, but it looks like we're in the home stretch!

Check those covers.

This is my obligatory, just joined the platform post about my books. OVR World Online is an action packed LitRPG adventure filled with excitement, fun, and nerdy little references. Available on Kindle, Audiobook, and Paperback. linktr.ee/Justin_Monroe