27 YEARS AND 3 MONTHS GET FUCKED BOLSONARO

Anywhere from 12.5 to 43 years. We'll know the exact number tomorrow. A Papuda lhe espera, filho da puta.

Tá na hora do Jair Já ir em cana

Dear middle managers, I'm here to work, not to sit through a surprise lecture where I'm forced to stay while other people ask questions over stuff I already understand. Don't expect *anyone* to be paying attention if a meeting lasts over an hour.

"The CIA did some crappy things but it's in the past" Yeah, crappy things like helping my country's military take over the country and torture over 20k of my countrymen. Like setting up torture centers in Iraq IN MY LIFETIME. Like continuing to spur color revolutions to get oil and other resources.

I'll be moving to Italy on October 18th! It's a huge move, so I gotta plan things out and get a bunch of stuff translated. It's gonna be a bureaucratic nightmare, but I'm ready x3

This is the part where they're going to pretend every single one of us who were correct about "AI" for the past few years actually wasn't, because that would mean the media, tech executives and most of Wall Street were wrong.

Got back from a lab where I had a blood exam for $0, ordered by a family doctor whose consult cost me $0, working in the same building as the dentist who cleaned my teeth for $0. It's moments like these that make me feel oddly patriotic, lol 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷

I swear the Brasília trumpet man is one of the best things about this country. For those who don't know, he's been present every time something "bad" happened to Bolsonaro since the last presidential election. Here he is in front of the gated community Bolsonaro lives in after his house arrest