My art-hating cat is an avid enjoyer of crochet because she gets as much lap as she wants

I want to go to the art supply thrift store to score some yarn but it's a walk in the cold 🥶 maybe I'll find the strength

This was an utter bastard and it shouldn't have been!!!

Awwww yeah

It's my birthday so tonight I am eating fried chicken and drinking champagne 🥂🍗

I nearly cried and quit

Would a depressed person make this????

Looking at my new hobby in the face

I drove to work today, I'm so brave

Oh my God my wife apparently dislocated a bone in her foot and won't be able to walk normally for 10-12 weeks what the fuuuuuck

not every story is a parable, homie. there is not always a lesson or argument being made, nor some dark mechanism working to bend your principles in its favor. sometimes it's just an opportunity for you (and the author) to explore something strange and unusual from the safety of your couches.

#1984 rb.gy/nvdfpo

i spent so much of today trying to learn how to crochet and finally had to give up lol my hand physically will not make the right gestures after 3 hrs

skillshare is trash for pushing ai "art" and "writing" but there's also a 5 hr long botanical illustration class so guess what i'm hitting before my free month is over

Took tomorrow off because my wife's fracture stressed me out too much yesterday and I drew a baleen whale skeleton first thing after making a tasty dinner SELF CARE!!!!

My fave co-worker sent out the wrong notification email 3x in a row and it was 800 people each time - horror story

So my wife tripped on a rock and probably fractured her ankle in addition to her already injured back so we're in urgent care right now, just us and my 3k deductible

drawing is absolutely amazing. i love drawing daylilies and skulls and cats so i drew a day lily coming out of a cat skull's eye socket. ALL WITH THE POWER OF MY PENCIL AND THOUGHT!!! no idea why someone would give this over to ai instead

caught my wife saging the house before an interview for her dream job - please let us have this W after 10 months of Ls

When someone guesses the ending to a WIP but now you know they'll hate it 🫠

BREAKING: The Supreme Court denied an attempt to challenge Obergefell v. Hodges, the case affirming marriage equality nationwide. Our freedom to marry remains the law of the land.

hello~ chapter 3 of my gothic/regency russingon au is up! archiveofourown.org/works/721550...

i think that if you've written probably over 60 anal scenes over your writing career you should get to resample previous ones into new ones because god there are only so many ways to describe penetration and i feel like i've written ALL of them by this point

Something quite funny about seeing other people pick up my Elf Hell PowerPoint is that the first lines for maedhros and fingon are both inexplicable in jokes for my friend who hates tall characters

ourgh someone give me the strength to finish writing this sex scene it's the last thing standing between me and a chapter update

I am sitting in the courthouse waiting to be rejected for serving my civic duty because I'm literally crazy 🤪

Ugh I have to go to jury duty in less than two hours I hate this

i have jury duty tomorrow and i misremembered the $30 you get as $100 😭 i was going to have a little treat...

If you ever question if your fanfic is too self indulgent please remember that’s actually the point of fanfiction

Trending gifs on teams include zohran celebrations and I'm at tempted to use them

i am taking psychic damage from my oncoming birthday bc i am turning.... 39... gross

OMG I'm so busy at my job that I'm worried I won't get everything done that needs to be done by the end of the week??? This is alien to me I'm not even slacking at all, farewell time theft

New awareness campaign

Fandom isn’t your job. Take a month off. Take 3 years off. Post incomplete fics. Post incomplete art. Never post again. Switch fandoms. Stay loyal to one fandom only. Do whatever tf you want. You literally make all the rules of engagement in this arena.

i like big trunks and i cannot lie you other travelers can't deny that when a shattered visage lies in the sand with a sneer of cold command you get sprung from the passions read from a hand mocked and heart fed that pedestal tried to warn me but "look upon my works" makes (me-me-me so horny)

Wishing you a gentle and kind November 🐾🤍

Windows 98 Plus: Mystery screensaver

Ghosts and goblins are nothing. The real Halloween horror was seeing ScanDisk run when you just wanted to play Doom.

A Kimono decorated with skeletons, from Japan, 1840-1860 CE, now housed at the Victoria and Albert Museum in London

even the sims of all things isn't enough to distract me lately! i'm crawling out of my own skin with stress and nothing helps but i'm all that's holding my failing household together! lol!

[Redrawn][カブミス夫夫] ぬくもりを感じ合う🫂 kbms

sketchtober 29 - cat in a hat #art

One month until the countdown to losing the house begins! I'm handling it great and doing nothing but play the Sims when I'm not busy being the only person in the house who's properly employed

STOP WRITING THAT SENTENCE! didn't you already use that exact phrase ten pages ago? yeah. thought so. saved your ass

Hiking with my wife and my homie

RIP - dashare.zone ADMIN

"I am taking this new job to get out of unstable fields like tech and govt" I just got assigned to the one portion of my company that deals with the govt

I'm taking on an art project for only the most skilled and ambitious: drawing and coloring in nudibranches

Fëanorian croquet follows the same rules as Calvinball