Man I feel bad about my writing today lol

Radical anti capitalist praxis Monday where I do the bare minimum at work to save everything for when I'm in the office

Slowly catching up to a crochet along, I'm only 1 square behind now

i had to grind my ass off and swipe but now she is MINE! i get the zoomies and big gun!

In love with these colors TBH

Minas Morgul

when you're sitting at the bar next to a therapist who observes your couples dynamic and says "you need to let whimsy enter sath's life"

pulled for chasca and got dehya :((((( now i have no more primos :(((((

you know what kind of romance people want to read right now? one where the whole story revolves around making the reader SAD and miss the love interest! it'll print money. hockey schmockey.

Yesterday at work sucked but today I'm getting Thai with good work homies, there was fresh bread in the break room and I have an easy but time consuming task to call me through the day!! This job is such a life improvement

sigh... i think i have a good bittersweet fantasy story lurking inside me but ofc the idea came to me during my genshin fic days, my only period of creative flowering lmao

like father like son (crit rate too high)

I rolled two perfect artifacts in a row last night... Maybe genshin has seduced me back

i hate when children are involved with quests in genshin. they ought to be at home playing with crayons and eating glue. yes i know this has been, and will be, a frequent source of misery to me

arle boss fight kicked my c6 lyney's ass 4x before i got her because i've forgotten how to dodge...

He's such a goober

Loading up genshin impact again bc apparently there's a quest based on the color out of space???

one thing i learned as a working adult is to never let anyone know how fast you finished a job

Never mind, not going to Memphis for work... Instead I'll be going to Vegas in June 🤭

i have made zero progress with the comic script i'm working on for WEEKS

Mmmm getting to pass off a task that'll be complicated to finish to someone else because I'll be in Memphis feels so good, makes the trip out worth it

My wife believes she is cursed so she's going downstairs to use an egg to cleanse the evil eye

The guy who sits across from me in the office is always on his phone... A comrade in arms

What if I climbed under my desk and took a nap for lunch

I'm in the office today and forgot my crochet hook at home 😭 how can I work on my co-worker's dog's sweater!!!

WFH today due to existential horror 🤭

since after multiple accidents i've gotten too anxious to drive, i am going to take dirver's ed courses. after having a license for over 10 years. hopefully it'll cure me lmao

You ever finally lose your desperate need for the validation of strangers on the Internet because of depression instead of character growth 😂😂😂

I had fun with this, unlike my last 2 squares

Making progress on the sweater for my coworkers dog

My mom spent her last 2k in savings on an erhu 😭 mom your $600 erhu sounds like shit because you are learning, just spending more money isn't going to fix your dissatisfaction with not being immediately good at something

Gentle reminder…

I wonder if my occasional foray into current event posting would please that one anon I got that accused me of being a Z*onist shortly after I ran a fundraiser for doctors without borders

Me, an atheist: Your holiness I stand ready to join the crusade against these heretics

Why am I bothering to go to work when the world is probably ending over the next few weeks lol I should just go on a dream vacation or smth

Yahoo!'s homepage (1994)

This was a real pain in the ass but the results are nice

pov: you're making history. you're working with the most advanced technology in the world. outlook still doesn't fucking work.

My wife had her first recruiter call in a while and it's a long shot for her to get this job but if she did it'd mean moving away from a neighborhood we love and also doing something pretty repugnant lol but she's been looking for over a year and my income alone can't support us

Blocking the shawl I worked on for months as my out of the house project

This square was a huge pain in the ass

it's so funny to read about drinking written by a non-drinker because i shared 2 bottles of wine with my wife last night and topped it off with a cider - i think most writers would assume i'd be dead

So excited to make an outfit for a coworker's sweet little rat terrier and then a bowtie for another coworker's pit bull

really do not give a shit what people on the internet think anymore i am an adult with a job and a mortgage

oooo i wanna dump some dirty laundry while i'm crossfaded

the fact that certain people who are known hypocrites and assholes persist in fandom... lol

Both my doctor and my boss have commented that I look completely run down and exhausted 😭 I don't even have the energy to lie about it anymore

I've been crocheting for six months now, holy shit... And my tension still sucks