Bernie Mints

MAKE AMERICA TRUMPLESS AGAIN

It's amazing how my health insurance portal does not have any sort of login timeout. It has been a couple weeks since I last logged in, including clearing browser cookies/cache and a system reboot, only to still have to tell it to close the prior session when I login today.

No, I'm not OCD about my monitors being level. Why do you ask?

Team lead: "Sorry, I didn't see you put a meeting on my calendar for 9am." Me: Weird you didn't notice when you were sending emails at 10:57 last night.

There are not too many things more disgusting than changing your bathroom faucet or toilet. Be sure to have old towels because you're not using those again.

There are some fucking stupid people in the world.

Mental note, don't ask any coworkers named Alan for directions to anything.

I wish someone would ask Rubio this.

I have questions. www.21alivenews.com/2026/07/07/f...

Customer: This is an urgent issue that has been going on for three months and needs immediate attention. Me: Doesn't seem too urgent if you waited three months to tell us about it.

Did the orange fuck stick speak for seven hours today or did he, you know, chicken out like always?

This country is an embarrassment.

"Gunshots or fireworks?", your neighbors on FB and Nextdoor.

When you wake up two hours before your alarm and manage to knock out a quarter of your weekend to do list.

'Everybody thinks they are an expert!" - says the guy who thinks he's an expert on everything.

This will be illegal when I'm elected president.

Brb, celebrating by getting a Diet Coke.

Sure would be awesome to know up front that something is going to ship from China before you make said purchase.

MS Edge seriously requires an extension to put paste in the right click menu? Something that just exists everywhere else in Windows..?

"Elsie" sure is a common name for customer service reps.

Not me dropping off a meeting because it's just people talking over each other, the old man bitching about everything like he always does and it running over like usual. Happy Friday!

Why does a fry pan need a whole ass pocket bible?

You can have billionaires or you can have democracy, but you can't have both.

Moist.

Hey, @surfshark.bsky.social , how the fuck is this legal? "Regular" price: $179.88 Oh look, there's a promo code for 55% off! Oh, now 'regular' price is $359.76. For those unaware, Surfshark owns Incogni.

Oh yay, more tornadoes are on the way!

Have a grill tank that just won't run out? All you have to do is put your shed key anywhere but its normal spot. Your food will be half-cooked when it happens.

"For support, dial <number> and press option 2, then 2 again." Cool, that apparently selects French and it retains that when I call back. Glad it's not an emergency.

"I wanna go home." - Me, before I have left home to go to the office.

Why is it still only Tuesday

"Full faith and credit of the US Government" doesn't really give me the warm and fuzzies right now.

I'm fairly sure that's is two Os.

How long until all these data centers go the way of cupcake and froyo shops?

Trader Joe's had the Blues Brothers theme playing and I have been humming it since.

No guys, for real, he totally means it this time! apnews.com/article/trum...

More severe storms coming. Hold me.

*again

This guy is starved for attention today. Somebody come play with him since I'm about to go into another meeting.

Thanks, Google, now tell me about this child I didn't know I have.

Me: Just wants to watch a recorded meeting in a bigger view, but not full screen. Microsoft Teams: GFY

And my power is out. Not telling my employer I have a UPS on my network.

My ceiling fan's light just randomly came on.

Instead of giving Americans education or healthcare, Republicans have given us Measles & screwworm.

Adopted this dingdong three years ago today. Java certainly lives up to his name.

Thanks, everybody who voted for this! apnews.com/article/screwworm-...

Yes, summer road construction is a thing. It doesn't need to be a five minute discussion in every goddamn meeting.

Weather forecast: gonna rain all weekend! Me: waters plants an hour ago because it hasn't rained all weekend. Downpour: sits on top of my house for 30 minutes and counting. Garden: floating away.

Those are some rock solid security questions. /s

Sorry I missed your call, I was in a meeting as evidenced by the red dot on Teams.