That's an effective way to win back all your customers. techcrunch.com/2025/09/23/d...

Is it Christian to publicly call for the murder of all homeless people? That's what Brian Kilmeade did on Fox a week ago. He still has his job.

Idea for phone trees: make the first option something like "I have already tried the website and it says I need to call" so you don't have to listen to three minutes of how their website is the next coming of jesus.

Brb, going to Goodwill to get clothes for the rapture.

I’m not sure I “believe” you.

Here in Indianapolis, Nexstar Media Group now owns WTTV (CBS 4), WXIN (FOX 59) and WTHR (NBC 13). Nexstar and Sinclair are the two conglomerates who have decided to punish Jimmy Kimmel. Our public news is owned by Nazi sympathizers.

Dear any other country: Please invade us.

Boss: "Customer is still talking." Me: Maybe you should tell him you have another conflict that started 22 minutes ago. Getting reminders of a former manager at a former job.

The really great thing about Capital One changing their debit network to Discover is they apparently did not tell any of the card processors of the change. Buying shit online has been a challenge. Waiting for my debit card from Ally to get here and I am gone.

This is a great cover.

proud to work at a publication rejects the grotesque urge to frame what's happening as a "win" for Trump, and simply calls this what it is: government censorship www.theverge.com/policy/78114...

The simpler the question, the more “WTF does that even mean” thought I will have to the response.

I hope the designer of liquid glass on ios 26 is being castrated.

Coworker: "Check with <person> for an update. <Person>: "I didn't know we were even that far along."

There sure are a lot of flags out for this non-holiday weekend.

The music transfer services are nice to have when you change streaming services, but you sure get a decent amount of obscure versions of the songs you had.

Which one of you took my Allen wrench set?

“Dear Lord, I pray you do not strike me down for the lies I’m about to tell the nation….”

“The left can’t take a joke.”

Wait, he's doing his job and not opening another pointless investigation?

So the clownass mfers that installed my windows just showed up randomly with a step ladder and were walking around my house. The police were on the way until I saw them leave. A heads up would have been fucking great. Don’t use Amos Exteriors.

When your bank is like “Umm, you don’t normally write a check for $14,000. Or write checks.”

The fucking ford mustang of airplanes just flew over. It's been a minute and I can still hear it.

I love having to call my mortgage servicer during a high call volume time because they have nothing on their site about how to update your insurance to a new company.

When does MTV actually play music videos? www.cbsnews.com/live-updates...

Den Haag is calling...

ZOMG YOU'VE HAD OUR PRODUCT FOR 37 SECONDS, PLEASE REVIEW IT! WE WILL MAKE IT EASY FOR YOU AND EMAIL YOU A REMINDER EVERY 14 MINUTES.

Looks like FB is about to kick me off again.

So Capital One buys Discover and decides to replace their debit cards with the Discover network, which has less availability, especially outside the country. Adding find a new bank/CU to the weekend to do list.

I done told ye youtu.be/MqiTec0oq6s?...

That fucking clownass doesn't need it. Imagine the good Tesla could do with that kind of money. finance.yahoo.com/news/tesla-o...

“Only give us a review if it is five stars” I was going to do them a favor of NOT reviewing, but now I’m motivated to post the entire clusterfuck of their incompetence.

I’ll just sit here eating popcorn, watching a whole bunch of people do fuck nothing.

It’s cute that we just had a touch point meeting end at 5:25pm to discuss an issue and the next one is at 8 AM tomorrow. Do they really think people are going to have much more info by then?

Goddamn www.yahoo.com/news/article...

Couldn't linkedin easily code the form to pull in your profile url?

all the best windows software in history is called something like "joe's thing doer". it does the thing and nothing else and is available on a html website in plain text and takes up under a megabyte of space and uses default windows ui elements and will work until the heat death of the universe

Did anybody else's auto-payments to AES just magically stop?

THEN SEND THE GODDAMN EMAIL YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT

An octopus would be a good waiter, he could bring a lot to the table.

What's a good place to buy copper wire by the foot locally? Lowe's gave me the wrong gauge and Home Depot never answered the "I need help" call so I ended up ordering from Amazon while waiting.

I am convinced local companies just don’t want your business. It’s only been two months since I requested a quote.

I’ll bet Captain America here isn’t insufferable at all or full of shitty opinions.

What a weird way to spell Nazi lover

Nothing says “valued employee” more than an automated birthday message from your payroll vendor.

One more time, shout out to the very serious people who suggested that RFK had some really good points about public health. No way to have predicted how things would turn out, except to look at his past record and everything he said about vaccines.

If i were a bar owner i would add a $99 Expresso Martini to the menu made with Dark Eyes vodka and 3 day old drip coffee. They’ll learn to pronounce it correctly someday.

I just read a study about how tall people sleep longer than short people.

You ever repair/replace something in your house and do something that's going to make it a pain in the ass to undo down the road, like round out the head of a screw, but you didn't think it would be your problem because you'll surely move by then? About that...