Realised today I'm serving company man

Let me glorify my arse okay? It looks so nice.

Visited the Japanese Gardens in Fife, cool history. Was designed by a horticulturist from Japan in 1908, her name was Taki Handa. The family of the woman who commissioned it (Ella Christie) have restored it after arseholes in the 60s wrecked it

Thick thighs save lives, or so I'm told

Sup

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New undies

How are we this fine but already warm morning?

Good morning, who's helping 😈

The post gym horn is really today

Sit on it

Might book a long weekend next week n go a trip somewhere, need to plan something

Some great memories from Destiny, 1 and 2. Sucks to see it become The Eververse with a shooter attached to it but damn, when it was good it was amazing. I hope the universe isn't dead tho

My nerd pet peeve is the "oh that Dragon is actually a wyvern as it has 4 limbs not 6" discourse THEYRE NOT REAL, A DRAGON IS WHATEVER THE WRITER OR AUTHOR SAYS IS A DRAGON A fantasy world could have huge feathered snakes with lighting breath and be dragons if that's how it works in the setting

So I got a memory bear made for my mum using one of my dad's jumpers, got sent the pic of the finished bear today while working and was fully sobbing, its great but wasn't expecting to get so emotional

I really can't with the UK, theres this underlying attitude that prevents anything getting better, nimby'ism is rife, crabs in a bucket mentality as prominent as ever, folk fully accept things getting worse provided a group they don't like suffers more. At this point slogans matter more than policy

The assets

My favourite view of a guy

I kinda miss Destiny, like I know the games still there, but like what it was a few years ago. All the mystery, buzz, excitement etc. It just scratched an itch in my brain other games didn't n its shit seeing it fall so far

My favourite view of a guy

Decided to play What Remains of Edith Finch since I'm on a narrative game mood at the mo, and not goin into spoilers but an overarching theme of the story is death and grief (the game opens after Edith's mums death) and I'm still hurting from losing my dad so I'm looking at the end credits crying rn

Share a song from the year you turned 18 2005 youtu.be/FZLILV18ut8?...

Everybody's Gone to the Rapture has been in my library for like a decade, tried it back then but didn't click. Wanted a chill game the other day n gave it another bash and really enjoyed it. The setting was really nice too, just exploring and uncovering the story was both relaxing and intriguing

In my constituency Reform managed to get 7193 votes (fuckin dumb cos their shtick is immigration which Scottish parliament doesn't control), Labour got 9120 votes, SNP got 11825 votes so they held the seat. Looks like a lot of the tory vote switched to Reform as they were usually 3rd place

The thing that annoys me about coverage of a Scottish parliament election is the "they did well, but not well enough for a majority" takes from pundits when our system is designed to make majority governments difficult to get, its only happened once, and they know this but keep repeatin that pish

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Good morning

Every now n then I remember this game n smile. The intro is burned into my brain and Ihadurca was that bitch

Mornin

Got a trim so I figured I’d go topless to show it off

Was a nice evening for a walk

I really need to be fucked this hump day 🥵🥵

I'm so glad supermarkets have a Polish section cos I fuvking hate that uk pickles/gherkins are too fuckin sweet lol

Good morning to the holes of the world

Not listened to this song in a couple years, I fuckin love it, the outro is just fuckin beautiful

Nero is such a damn cuddle bug lol

My evening

Good morning

Whos next 💦

Butt

I'm no even catholic anymore but even i see the man's ticking all the antichrist boxes lmao

G'night

A wee asian grocery shop opened in my village n is like 2 min walk from my flat n I'm so happy lmao. So many ingredients I can just grab without leaving the village haha

I've got a new favorite pic. What do y'all think?

So America starts another illegal war, goes bad, their war has caused allies to be attacked in retaliation, America insults said allies, Iran ends up in a stronger position than they've ever been due to American fuckery but America needs an off ramp to look like they didn't lose, so insinuates nukes

I hate checking a youtube video on a subject I'm interested in, n either straight away or after a couple of mins its obviously an AI voiceover, at this point the only way to avoid it is watching stuff from over 2 years ago 🙃

Feel the need to be mounted

Feel the need to be mounted

Mornin

I think I'm passed the point of entertaining guys who are "discreet" cos no mate, am no gonni shag you n run n tell yer family n friends you're partial to being bred. Its always a whole song n dance and in the end more than half of em bottle it so was a waste of time anyway