Probably not the best time or place for that. However... Gift piece for the Maviest of Sharkies, @mavsharkie.bsky.social

Oh, suddenly we're all into horse girls now... 😏 Who's into fart HOLDING contests > farting contests?

Secret Frankie lore - Prior to being accidentally ported to our world by Pixel, Frankie was originally a no-nonsense fighter from an old fantasy video game. Even before her love for our modern food contributed to her issues, she had a famously gassy reputation.

Cheap and easy trick to convert any pool into a wave pool.

Guys, I can't believe this lost media has finally been recovered!! Seriously though, the amazing @inexo.bsky.social turned my silly little concept into an actual game you can play! Absolutely give it a go, but don't make Frankie fart! inexorablecompulsion.itch.io/get-frankie-...

Managed to uncover some of the only known clean screenshots from this game.

Did you know that in the classic point and click game "Frankie Blows It", you can trigger her to fart BEFORE the date? This however doesn't change the game's ending where she detonates in the restaurant.

Since my contribution to the Ideal GF meme is nearly a decade late, I've put ten times the recommended amount of text.

Clean version for any "Cells at Work!" fans that aren't interested in the purely educational ones. I've always loved anatomy, and red blood cells in particular. I just like lookin at em for some reason. #CellsatWork

As you can see from this electron micrograph, red blood cells are about 2 micrometers thicc. They often need to squeeze through narrow passages one at a time. That concludes today's lesson. #CellsatWork

Actual image of a red blood cell undergoing gas exchange in a tight capillary. It's imperative that they hold the gas until they reach their destination, but this one looks like it has hemoglobin E trait (AE), making it less efficient at gas transport. This will be on the test.

A little paleobyte lore: My wife and I are MAJOR Star Wars addicts. I've spent thousands just building an in-universe style home office. I also love girl farts. It's about time I merge these two obsessions.

Enjoy a Frankie today. Now in horseless variety. Well, mostly...

Q: What that Pixel booty do? A:

Been hard at work expanding the Frankie-Verse. Pixel is Frankie's best friend, and worst bane. The propensity for her magic to glitch is not only directly responsible for stranding them in our world, but also frequently leads to misfired spells altering Frankie's size/shape.

The sequel to "Frankie kicks tree, farts on dogs then runs away."

A cute idea I had. It's very difficult for a centaur to use public transport. Frankie belongs to @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social ,go check their stuff it's really good ><

New post on patreon Join the patreon trough the Membership tab: patreon.com/BlossonFlower

Why am I seeing centaur thirst traps on my feed 😭

Trying not to fart at work must be more like an extreme sport for Jaws. (2/2)

@pr0buttonmasher.bsky.social has been pushing my buttons for nearly a decade now. Today, I fight back. (1/2)

And y’all also get to see this fanart before people on Twitter~ ;))) I’m sure y’all will recognize Frankie she belongs to @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social hope you like the fan art!!

It's always good to start the year off with a... yeah, you get it. My 2025 resolution is to make more simplified pics like this so my output next year can be higher (2/2)

The age old tradition within Frankie's friend group to see if she can hold in her farts all of New Years Eve until midnight. (1/2)

From our house to yours, have a classy Christmas. (4/4)

🎶 The pressure has no place to go. She's gonna blow, she's gonna blow, she's gonna blow! 🎶 (3/4)

I have a pretty good idea what's in this present, and it's probably not a good plan to jostle it to find out... (2/4)

Phew, barely got the holiday cards out in time this year. (1/4)

Guys she's got fan art now! 😭 I appreciate this so much man. It's both historic and adorable.

Do you have a friend or loved one who's simping for Squirrel Girl, but who isn't into farts for some reason? Well do I have the perfect gift for you.

With the overdue Squirrel Girl craze finally upon us, I'm shocked I haven't seen anyone post this classic spread from "The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl" issue #51. Collab with my wife who helped on getting the pose right. Fittingly her friends have always called her Squirrel Girl.

(Spiced edit!) The "no pants" thing seems to pair nicely with this farting thing. (2/2)

(Spiced edit!) I also started thinking stuff like "What if she didn't have pants?" and "What if her pants were off?". Now I know. (1/2)

I kept seeing art of her doing this thing called "farting"(?), and felt compelled by an insatiable urge to make more of it. (2/2)

So there's some guy named rolos or @sorollos.bsky.social or whatever who's got this thing called an OC. I've been tormented by how cute she is, and now you are too. (1/2)

Nature is so fascinating...

There she blows! What a beaute.

Crikey, it looks like it's gonna be a big one!

Wait, it appears she's issuing a threat display...

A wild Frankie in her natural habitat. What a serene and peaceful moment.

Something about "Pressure" by The Kinks always gets her like this. I thought it'd be slow going starting out over here, but somehow hit over 100 followers in less than the first week! I'm definitely gonna keep at it now! Sincerely, thank you all.

PB and J... coffee and jazz... oversized clumsy gasbag and a small mouse roommate. Some things just go perfectly together. Some passionate fanart of @blossonflower.bsky.social's incredibly adorable OC pair Chilly and Mia. (3/3)

PB and J... coffee and jazz... oversized clumsy gasbag and a small mouse roommate. Some things just go perfectly together. Some passionate fanart of @blossonflower.bsky.social's incredibly adorable OC pair Chilly and Mia. (2/3)

PB and J... coffee and jazz... oversized clumsy gasbag and a small mouse roommate. Some things just go perfectly together. Some passionate fanart of @blossonflower.bsky.social's incredibly adorable OC pair Chilly and Mia. (1/3)

I didn't even know that barbarians could cast stinking cloud... (2/2) Gonna start uploading a few of my older pieces onto my gallery here.

Karlach's infernal engine isn't the only part of her that's always under constant threat of exploding... (1/2)

"Clean up in aisle... Oh come on, you know which aisle." (2/2)

"Attention Kmart shoppers. We are at DEFCON 1." As if No Fart November wasn't hard enough for Frankie, she has to work Black Friday right after Thanksgiving. (1/2)

Welp, looks like Frankie is gonna start messing things up around this place too.