Decent rendition of the stars and stripes there. Now everyone's back to the refreshment areas to tell strangers what BMW they drive.

I see that our tories are beating the american tories

Petitions, 2025's open letter. 🗑

Maybe they should try shopping in it more often.

Didn't say anything about digital id cards in the Magna Carta.

Blimey Mike Sweeney is still on Radio Manchester.

Now, about those £55's.

Motion timelapse above Buttermere, Crummock Water and Loweswater today

Where are the Reform in crisis news stories? In fact, where are there any news stories on mainstream channels that are critical of them?

Lolz.

Wolves score next here.

Many of your teams noticeable by their absence I note. youtu.be/0D_QkHgDkEE?...

No idea what this is, but congratulations to all who took part.

There's a bloke on Only Connect with a regional accent. What the hell is going on?

Hold on, Mathew Syed is on my tele talking about the UK recognising Palestine. When did he stop talking about ping pong and charging thousands for motivational speeches?

Couldn't this septic on Antiques Roadshow have found about more about the painter simply by Googling him?

Lol. Absolute fraud that lad as well.

Thought it felt cold. Turns out the wife has opened every window upstairs on the coldest day since March.

The entire club at Arsenal doesn't believe that they'll win the league. The manager, team, supporters. Everyone.

C'mon Arsenal, don't it for Chips Keswick.

I see that some people believe that you sign a petition to get a general election.

C'mon Keely Hodgkinson!

What a glorious morning for a bike ride. A chance to meet a fellow apex predator too!

Johnny Mathis and Tony Jacklin were separated at birth.

The game between Manchester United and Chelsea cannot be stopped.

Here we go.

Brain dead.

Doesn’t look like it will be A Night To Remember for Chalobah

A Sunday football goal. Tremendous.

Now to find a different way of ballsing this up.

The tele in the pub that was showing the friendly derby has just broken. And the 2 Leicester supporters in, are refusing to relinquish control of the other one!

Aly McCoist works harder than James Brown. Does he owe someone money?

Warm and wet in an autumnal Buxton. Word reaches me that a #pint is incoming.

Inside the Arndale shopping centre, Manchester, 1993 (MMU archive).

Off out to Buxton, so I'll miss Liverpool 3 Everton 1 later.

A new kind of politics. Kind of.

Is it only me in the who has their phone ringtone on silent all the time or is everyone expecting an urgent call today?

Best night for the bomb squad in Europe since Cologne in 1942.

That is a goal.

Shay Given is so biege.

Falling out before they've even started. Who'd of thought!

Ask better people.

Absolutely disgusting that the dinner wasn't attended by Birmingham Council binmen and everyone involved with Adolescence.

5 minutes in and we're already in 'it's no more than Liverpool deserve' territory. A deflected free kick and a second admittedly decent goal.

Anyone over the age of 8 who's impressed by the Red Arrows needs putting on a register.

I'm no Steve Jobs, far from it, I'm still alive, but I reckon the time has come for our chemists to embrace technology rather than wading through dozens of paper prescriptions every time you go to pick one up.

Lord Mountbatten, August 1979.

Not sure that this idea is going to fly.

Sick of the sight of the Estadio San Mamés.

How we laughed.