This IPSO adjudication against the Telegraph is quite something Confirms their story titled: ‘We earn £345k, but soaring private school fees mean we can’t go on five holidays’ was completely fabricated, with the family involved non-existent and stock pictures used www.ipso.co.uk/rulings/0210...

Fuck off Madgwick. #Universitychallenge

Absolutely pointless filming fishing on the Tweed when the season hasn't started yet. #Countryfile

Hinchcliffesque those Chelsea corners.

Arsenal are basically Sweden at the 1994 world cup.

Every Arsenal player,Trossard aside, has the same physique. Like Everton on Monday with variation at corners.

Just spent an hour with the wife figuring it what bank accounts she has and what interest rate they pay. All from letters that she's received from them. All requiring password resets. To say this level of disorganisation is annoying is an understatement.

Has Amorim taken over as manager again? This is lifeless.

Celtic would struggle in the championship.

A goal fitting to mark the 4 millionth old firm clash.

Bit weird to see folk on here going in to bat for Iranian regime.

Can't park there mate

Pretty gutted to hear the news about the Ayatollah, as I was hoping he’d buy United so we’d have someone less right wing in charge of the club.

Unexpected post: That Harry Styles performance at The Brits was brilliant.

Come to Dubai - you’ll have a blast

Get him kicked!

There's no bigger lol then when teams reserve their best performances for away games.

It's looking like it might be clear, & there's been a lot of nonsense talked about a spectacular 'planet parade' here's your no nonsense guide to seeing planets this evening. 1. Earth. This one is easy. 2. Jupiter. Nearly as easy if it's clear. Look up. It's the bright thing. (1/n)

How is that not a penalty?

Touch and go whether to wear gloves on my bike ride this morning. I got that decision wrong.

Unai Emery getting his steps in again.

She's lost her marbles, let alone the deposit.

The Manchester Evening News charging people £4.99 a month to read their online content will never not be funny.

Before he went daft Browny made some fab stuff. youtu.be/Kz1t7SS6zYg?...

Yilmaz you lucky lucky thing.

That penalty reminded me of one Zidane took in a european championships semi final. #topbins

Scenes in Bergamo.

Is it free flowing attractive football?

It's suggests that Reform won't win the by-election. That's all.

Sheffield Wednesday should merge with Sheffield United. They could take the word Sheffield from SWFC and United from SUFC. #simples

This Internazionale team is proper Journeyman fc

Batting Harold.

That is a goal.

Mbeumo and Cunha are both pissed.

Shall we just call it 0-0 and go to bed?

Your outdated pop music references mean I'll never smile again.

Why are they making out that this is a title decider? It's February ffs.

How have Tottenham had 1 touch in the Arsenal box when it took the lad 2 touches to score?

Tottenham are rubbish.

I see that The Foo Fighters will being performing their one tune at The Ritz this week.

Small Prophets filming locations #1 Security van getting robbed by kids.

Yeh!

Another end to end game of curling.

Bournemouth love wasting 4 on 3's

Lol @ the welsh.

At a point to point race like a proper tory. 2 wins out of 3 so far.

Breaking news: Lidl cheaper than Sainsburys.

BBC sport correspondents always looks and sound like the least sporty people in the country.

Commemorative plate series when

York must be decent at rugerby league.