Ok I'll bite. Guess it's a zooble caine kinger blend for me

Toootally not have a leisure project during my screen breaks. Totally not phm related

Happy father's day to the people that are viewed as the fatherly role model in other people's lives.

My blunt honesty and Spidey senses are so crisp and clean that I have established myself among the coworkers as a vibe oracle. Meaning that they notice when I refuse to converse with certain people. And they take it as there is something you can't trust about them.

3 more Sundays and I'll get to hug him.....it's always that final month you feel the most weight from missing someone...

I’m gripping you all with a cartoonishly large hand. Listen very closely. In media, a character does not need to openly say what they are feeling or what they are, because the director is telling you through the medium of story telling. Lighting, shot composition, music choice, etc, IS your answer

I'll bite only if you are objectively critical of it. Don't give me that piss poor rainbows and all sunshine. I want that good shit. 😈

I shit you not, an older gentleman in a Porsche propositioned me to be his sugar baby.

Some ocean vibes for yall

Yes I made many happy sounds being back where I belong

Touched more rocks! Sea salt flavored

I don't understand. How do you have a character with thick thighs but a thigh gap so clear that you can see the booty cheeks peeking past the crotch? Stop that.

MY KIDDO IS GRADUATING MIDDLE SCHOOL TODAY!!!!!!!!

okidoki now that the sudden breach is contained and back in our bubble. here are some works in progress i got goin on. ♥️ i can keep working on these orrrrrrrrrrrrr take a sidequest to make some hail mary fanart 👀

MY ROCKY COOKIE TURNED INTO A ROTISSERIE CHICKEN!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Immersion break. Have freshly washed humidity hair

no my executive functioning! don't leave! we made a list. WE MADE A LIST! COME BACK!!!!

Amaze Amaze Amaze

Good morning to everyone but the ex who still thinks that if he makes our teen daughter see him in therapy against her wishes that she will magically change her feelings about him instead of addressing and respecting her developing autonomy.

I don't want to see no man give me a fucking weird ass look when I adjust my tits in my bra. Y'all mfers proudly scratch and adjust your nuts in public and I know y'all the type to not wipe when pissing. Nor wash ya dang hands. Let me adjust my tits in peace.

If you are worried for me cause I'm talking about court things well for one, I don't disclose his name or usernames in my posts and two, this account was made years after the divorce and on a completely new platform so him even acknowledging any of my posts prove cyberstalking. ✌️

The court fight still carries on. Hoping the judge finally gets to hear my kid's side of things soon. He wants my kid to have an additional therapist on top of the therapist that is used for his reunification/visitation. Kiddo is big mad about it. She didn't even want to go to the first one as is.

My goxlr is starting to shit the bed. 😭 Anyone know of a close second? I was looking at a rodecaster pro ii but not liking the price. 😬

Sometimes I remember that I was among the first art streams featured on the Xbox.... This was back when the mixer streaming site was a thing and they did their first artist front page costream. I was invited by another friend who was the first partnered artist on that site.

@capninsanity.bsky.social struggling, but at least I'm mr comedy

Remember folks, if you are neurodivergent and a uterus owner, your meds treating it are least effective during your monthly. Its cause most of the drugs were based on men and don't account for the sudden estrogen drops. Pair that with meds being less effective in the hot months..... ✌️

WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE CUT OFF HIS BEARD DURING DAY ONE OF MY MONTHLY. Fucking hate crime that is.

It's summertime!!! Have a postcard 😘

So I have a big redeem called "Build a Bitch" where chat inputs features and I have to bring them to life. (you can find all the previous versions on the discord) Characters are community use for campaigns! I'm currently fiddling with making them into character cards for ease of use. 😘

We have our heading! Targets and plotted, marked, and ready to be taken. (Meaning I wrote a bunch of to do shit for streams)

You laugh. I laugh. You take a breath. I...... .... .... I laugh. www.twitch.tv/capninsanity...

I'd like to think I come up with pretty neat channel redeems 🥹

If you had a cabin on a pirate ship, what would you have stashed in your room?

I play myself every week when I think I can keep the energy up...fuck me..

Hands down an amazing movie. I believe the soundtrack gained more attention than the film itself.

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Buying kiddo formal wear for her school dance. And it's suit pants QAQ ❤️🏳️‍🌈

It's summertime!!! Have a postcard 😘

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Me and @melvin.berethien.xyz are built different as a couple. I don't mind people being (insert emotion here) about it. #monitoredinsanity

my streams make you ask questions

Kiddo wants more dystopian classics to read cause she really enjoyed animal farm in school. Say no more kid, I got a list of the OGs.

out of context stream shiny in progress image. fuck you oswald for kindness fuck all yall i almost threw up. we raided @stroobly.bsky.social

What if I was to tell you that you can fix the chair shrimping if you just pay attention on how the way your hips are tilted when you sit down? Not all chairs are shaped for your pelvis.

Apparently June first is narcissistic abuse awareness day so even more reason to speak about it.

I miss my wife Tails.

Honestly I have a right to share this shit. Air it out. Sure we still going to court over custody but thats over being parents not as a couple. So get fucked. I shouldn't be afraid to openly talk about it

Fuck it. If I get 15 likes as a confidence boost, I'll type out the cringey af apology letter my ex husband wrote when I said I wanted to separate to try to get me back. A letter I had foresight to get copied by my lawyer before the abuse escalated when I didn't come back that he ended up destroying

Fuck it. If I get 15 likes as a confidence boost, I'll type out the cringey af apology letter my ex husband wrote when I said I wanted to separate to try to get me back. A letter I had foresight to get copied by my lawyer before the abuse escalated when I didn't come back that he ended up destroying

Me and @melvin.berethien.xyz are built different as a couple. I don't mind people being (insert emotion here) about it. #monitoredinsanity