Here is an easy alternative to the cone of shame. This uses a t-shirt but some people also use onesies.

Sincerely delighted to discover, 45 minutes into this nearly-wordless three-hour documentary about French monks who take vows of silence, that among the reasons they *can* talk is "to make sure the monastery cats know when it's mealtime by making little kitty-calling noises at them."

Me pretending to pay attention during Zoom meetings:

Happy Caturday!