I have ascended 💜💜💜

*sigh* 🤣🤣🤣

and fuck whoever is eating his pussy (Jungkook, if you ever feel like skipping a day, let me know😏😏or if you wanna tag team)

I don’t even play like this but this is what I want 😔😔

Dear lord he’s beautiful 🥹💜

Goddddd BTS really said “hey hi we love you” and then decided to smack us with FOURTEEN KISSES (songs)

The leg hair making me horny af🫠🫠

Literally me tho:

puppy woke up a little grumpy from his nap. Oh, whatever shall we do? tummy kisses??? I think so 😌💜

BTS as Taehyung things: NJ: Pitches voice for maximum coercion JK: Stays up all night just fucking around HS: Artistic vision is aggressively executed and horny YG: Champion Sexy Lounger JM: May be in Paris at any moment SJ: Loves flustering, hates to be flustered TH: Can be anything; is everything

Yes. Oh my god yes.

Full disclosure: Master Chief is the only man aside from Bangtan I’ve ever been in love with 💚🩶

as someone who loves looking at it from the back…thank you for those well-placed highlights 😏😏

Literally going to eat him from the inside out 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

Happy four years to this image. Have you ever noticed that the way his sleeves cover his shorts kinda makes it look like all he’s wearing is the sweatshirt? Now if he didn’t actually have shorts on…😏😏

CHEESE AND RICE I openly growled in the living room like a total heathen and I refuse to explain why and now it’s awkward bc if I just…wander to my room, it’ll be very suspicious 🤣🫠

holy. fuck. 🥵🥵🥵 i. *chokes on spit* wtf. 🤤🤤🤤

LMAOOO saw the clip where JM talks about his voice after a good night’s sleep… as a lover of activities that could possibly cause such hoarseness… heh heh JK you’re not subtle at alllllll 😏😏

what’s this I’m hearing about Jimin waking up with a sore throat after sharing a bed with JK? 😏😏 throat fucking really is the best thing ever I hope he swallowed every drop

*vibrates off the couch*🤤💜

godddd the concept of him getting railed into the mattress by much older men is just *chef’s kiss* (pls know I’m picturing much older OT6 passing around their trophy for the night and collectively deciding to keep him)

Trophy wife JK.

It’s 3am NJ is at JK’s eating ramyeon. I just know they had a heart to heart. Naked chests version 😌😌

*vibrates with intensity* I need to watch them make out asap

dear god the tits 🥵🥵

I love how Jin made up a whole scenario on his bday live about teasing JK to give him a kiss…😌💜💜 he thinks about this moment just as much as I do, I’m sure of it

happy birthday soojin

This is the first thing I saw when I logged in on my main… I’m about to fight gawd for a chance I’m so dead serious 🥵🥵

I just *know* Bunkoo is gonna see this on his timeline and update his Christmas wishlist to Joonie and Gyu… They’ll be confused, but based on how horny he smells, they’ll express ship everything… And Bunkoo will make them wait until Christmas Eve to “unwrap” all of it 😏😏

I’m genuinely convinced this was a grindr pic before we saw it…face covered, tat out of view…bro got the hookup based on eyes and legs and thin waist alone…some poor fool out there literally banged THEE Kim Taehyung and has no fucking idea 🥵🥵

To whoever received this pic first: I hope you rode it like you stole it 🥵🤤🥵

Watching the Halo series and episode three is making me cry so hard…I’ve been immersed in this world for almost 24 years and idc what anyone says, this episode is everything I pictured John to be. Oooofda my heart ❤️‍🩹

I legitimately could not love this prompt more holy shit 😵‍💫😵‍💫 esp if it’s little seokjinnie

😈😈🥵🥵 they’re so horny and I love them

MY BABYLOVE MY DOLLY 😩🥹💜

Dear gods on high 😏🥵 Yes, please, Sir 😌😌

These being next to each other on the tl is absolutely sending me into a tailspin bc what if I y/n this for myself…but also, what if JK is the y/n? Hashtag boypussy all day every day pls and thank you😌💜

*sheds clothing* *steps outside* *howls at the soon-to-rise full moon*

No no I don’t think you understand how 💘obsessed💘 i am 💜💜💜

I really do not think it is all that funny ha ha that the beaver super moon is tomorrow on my peak ovulation day and nobody to share it with ‼️‼️‼️😀😀

THE SOCKS!!! The shoes!!! I can hear the small gasps! 🤭🤭 Cutie baby

LOL who knew four seconds could make me so unhinged 🫠😈

cutie baby sugar puff 🥺

🫦🫦🫦

My pretty girlfriend 😟🥺💜

Also I had a dream about my puppy last night and I’ve been missing her all day 😔😔so here’s a picture of her and her baby getting ready for a walk and another of her after waking from a nap and not knowing who she is anymore🤭🤭

At this point, I’m just horny as fuck🥵🥵🥵

jesus cristo, megannnn 🥵🥵🥵

At this point, it’s me giving it to myself bc this man is a fucking *problem* 🥵🥵🥵