EVERYTHINGS GNARLY

What’s wrong with my new wallet????? 😭😭😭

I want a new tattoo for my birthday

We have our bread, we have our butter, but most of all we have each other

I’ve been causing inner office tension at my job and it’s so fun

I’ve been eating better and working out again and ngl I think I’m about to be a lil snatched before my birthday

Sigh looking for a new DND campaign to join is hard. Especially with my work and workout schedule

I’ve been obsessed with mystery fiction podcasts lately. It’s one of the few things getting me through work

all the baddies love horror & sci-fi

Fried and sometimes fertilized

Got invited to lead the Pilates class for the next Pilates & Prosecco on 8/30! If you’re local to Cincinnati or wanna travel to see ya girl, link is below for tickets! www.ask-ashlee.com/event-detail...

Talking to a nigga who didn’t make you cum don’t feel crazy?

I’ve been taking magnesium glycinate and the improvements in my sleep are actually insane

The vp of my department wanted to have one on one meetings and I said I would cry if that happened so I didn’t have to 🤭🤭🤭

I’m over the image of trying to look “grow up” I want cute things, I want to put bows in my hair, I want to carry ita bags only like I’m just cutey!

There’s a bookstore bar I want to go and I may go by myself

Working a 9-5 is until you have to do things that are only open 9-5

My new coworker is so incompetent. I need him out pronto!

Oh yeah I went to see Beyoncé last week

One of my biggest haters everyone!

We had some technical difficulties but we live!

I’m trying to figure out what my idol emoji would be

I will never beat the cry baby allegations

Movie you've watched more than six times using GIFs (hard mode: no Star Wars, Star Trek or LOTR)

Yeah I’m not ordering my lunch at work no more

Date Everything and Split Fiction and New Tales From the Borderlands

Can you still pop lock and drop it ???

Why my coworker ask me what social media I use??? Girl NONE

I don’t understand being born in 1998 and not knowing how to do basic things on a computer

I love how the people I’m making connections with want me in their spaces and other places with them but also I be so overwhelmed all the time. It’s always established communities and I feel like an outsider

Everyday I see people getting into unnecessary drama on the internet is why I stay to myself

It’s just so fun being Black

My allergies are KILLING me

I accidentally shattered one of my favorite cups so I got a replacement

Yeah it is time for a rebrand

I’m streaming again btw! Come on you got nothing better to do!

Maybe it’s Maybelline, maybe it’s Meg streaming twitch.tv/megtheebimbo

At the end of the day I’m just a girl

I’m live on Twitch - Watch me at twitch.tv/megtheebimbo

I just got back my test results from the doctor and I’ve been sadly diagnosed with something incurable. It’s called terminal baby disease which means I’ll always be baby.

I’m finally making my streaming comeback tomorrow at 7 pm est! I’ve found a game that I know I’ll be obsessed over to yapp about. Twitch.tv/megtheebimbo

I really hate a shonen head like not every episode gotta have a fight scene

Speaking of DND I know the people in the campaign I’m in is tired of me turning it into a dating sim

May your heart be your ever guiding key

Happy Friday the 13th!

Yall I got a question, so we all know how white people don’t use wash clothes to bathe; does that mean they don’t use dish rags to wash their dishes?

And I think we should start doing this with everyone you get in a platonic or romantic relationship.

Me and my coworker were discussing getting new tattoos and the girl gonna say to me “yeah my husband doesn’t really like tattoos so I haven’t gotten any new ones recently”