#JakePaul #AndrewTate

If I had a nickel for every time the San Jose Sharks came back from a big deficit after a player got injured, I'd only have 2 nickels, but it's still wild that it's happened twice.

If you spatchcock your turkey and don't pretend you're the Predator while pulling out the spine, you're doing it wrong. Happy Thanksgiving.

It's Bonus Refrigerator season.

#Oilers #NHL

T0P Downstairs🎶 🎶💔♥️ Throwback to the old days, and at a perfect time. #TwentyOnePilots

My new gaming rig is going to be incredible.

Oh, cool, the three novels I need to read for (secret project) were collected into 1 omnibus. I can order a paperback used copy here for ... $1,400 ... Hmm. Maybe ebook after all.

If we release a phony Epstein List on the War Thunder forums, it'll only be a matter of time before we get the real one.

There's an old dude with a short white beard, Panama hat, and cane dancing at this block party, and I'm really hoping he tells me "Welcome to Jurassic Park" at some point.

Happy 4th of July to those fighting for and defending their freedoms. May you outlast the tyrants and those oppessing and hurting the innocent.

So, did all the bands that vanished 10 years ago coordinate their returns for 2025, or did the music industry equivalent of Iron Man undo a Thanos snap? 'Cuz I've lost count of the number of old groups that have reemerged from the ether.

When it's translated into the church-lingo alternative, is it still "What the actual fudge?" or does it become "What the artificial fudge?"

"I'm a short king." -- patronizing, hollow, unmotivating. "I'm not short, I'm tall for a FromSoft protagonist." -- friggin' empowering, grossly incandescent, I could defeat 'Mohg, the Lord of Blood' if given enough tries.

Just a bunch of crazy kids at Stokercon piling into my mom's car to cruise the town. The Ethiopian food was incredible. w/Kevin Lucia, Mercedes Murdock Yardley, Valerie B. Williams, & Patrick Freivald

Big FLCL fan. Dandadan scratches that same itch.

*write a semi-autobiographical, coming-of-age, Appalachian horror novel about where I grew up *have parents, who still live in the woods, beta-read it for feedback *Mom: "I'm starting to hear voices outside after reading." *box checked

#editing #writing

Goomba says you should all be having impromptu adventures. #corgi #Owego

The perfect bird feeder doesn't exi--

I would like to thank @joshmalerman.bsky.social for writing Incidents Around the House so I have a recent comp title when pitching. Oh, and also because it's a darn good book. 😄

Annnddd... Chapter 8 (of 10) in Susquehanna is complete, 1st draft. It's been a while since I hit my stride like this. Impossible to know for sure until I hear back from crit readers, but I think Chapter 8 (and 9) might have some of the biggest HoLyCrAp!! moments I've ever written.

Hey, Dante, can you add another circle of hell for cafes whose "cold brew" is just iced coffee with an upcharge? That stuff's watered down. If I order cold brew, I want that caffeine hitting me like I'm Batman's parents in an alley.

And...here...we...go. Taking off much of the coming week to make big gains in my WIP before Stokercon. I can see the light at the end of the tunnel. Susquehanna should be finished this summer.

Muldoon's Jeep in Jurassic Park is gas-powered, therefore he is using T-rexes to outrun a T-Rex.

The original mukbang video

Me, to my son in the passenger seat: "You're listening to British rap in our Japanese car while driving home in America with your Polish grandmother in the back seat. Isn't the 21st century great."

According to Toto's Africa, there's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do. Gorillas are from Africa. Therefore, gorilla beats 100 men.

Owego has a special new place in Cloudcroft Studios - a barn turned into an arts retreat, a 19th century one-room schoolhouse turned into an arts learning and exhibition space. Both buildings sit next to an old cemetery and are surrounded by rolling green hills.

Finally saw Sinners. It lives up to its reputation.

Not as good as the CW Briar recipe, but still pretty darn good, and no 2-hour prep time. Also comes in pulled pork-style, and that one's even tastier.

Honestly...

America is a country that will applaud Superman defeating the evil X-4000 robot on Thursday and then celebrate Lex Luthor releasing the X-5000 on Friday.

Hearing Yungblud take a left turn into 70s prog rock.

Hey, Special Forces. I've worked with you guys in the past. Full respect for the men and women serving over there, but ... titling your promotional videos "Would You Like to Know More?" has not been recommended since 1997.

Truffle and Priscilla got fresh plants, including a banana tree. Yes, they're spoiled.

Today, many authors are confirming that Meta pirated their books to train their AI, but the theft of my books comes with a soundtrack from Alanis Morissette.

I can't give details yet, but my Mom said my next book is a real page-turner and she finished it in one day.

I'm GMing a #Warhammer Fantasy session tomorrow. It's just like writing a book in that I get to be mean to characters, except now the characters are real people. #WFRP

State Champions!! The Owego Drone Soccer team won their first ever NY state tournament and is headed to Virginia in May to compete for the National title (and, potentially, the international title from there). Proud of my boys and the whole team.

Me listening to the Lorebeards podcast, hearing the creatively horrific details of the upcoming Snakemen of Khuresh mod/expansion. @lsotek.bsky.social

People nowadays can handle scarier fiction than they used to, and pubic domain works are fair game for rewriting. You know what that means -- Hound of the Baskervilles with a Chihuahua.

Do you think Elon Musk and the six unvetted college-age kids mucking around in the Federal Reserve secure payment system could file my taxes for me while they're in there? I mean, they have all our social security numbers now, they might as well.